作者Lovehiko (V)
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標題[童年] 荊軻刺秦王！
時間Mon Mar 23 19:48:45 2009
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因為文章的主人說，她的ptt帳號和msn帳號是一樣的，如果被發現就完蛋了
所以由小的代po....
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老闆娘今天跟我聊到現在小學課本跟以前不一樣的地方
她提起，在她小學時，課本會有一篇”荊軻刺秦王”
老師都會挑幾個小朋友上台演出。
上次她跟老闆聊天時，老闆說他小時候就是被挑上台演那個壯士荊軻。
那時分配是這樣，有一個小朋友唸旁白，還有另一個小朋友負責提詞
於是老闆就很高興的演啊演
演到圖窮匕現，行刺失敗
此時，旁白唸：荊軻怒罵秦王!!!
可是負責提詞的小朋友忘記提詞了。
但戲還是要演！
老闆還是那個壯士荊軻！！
老闆轉頭看看提詞同學，再回頭看著秦王。然後說出了
「幹你娘!!(台語)」
「幹你娘!!(台語)」
「幹你娘!!(台語)」
秦王：......Q口Q!!...(舉手）老師，他罵髒話!!
於是荊軻就被叫去罰站了....。
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1F：推 annanna:原來荊軻刺秦王是這樣失敗的～ 03/23 19:51
2F：推 squallares:秦王:你又不是呂不韋 03/23 19:52
3F：推 surolanter:XDDDDDD 幹你娘！！ 03/23 20:03
4F：推 firesky07: 秦王:你又不是呂不韋 03/23 20:12
5F：推 absj:屎記:呂不韋 嫪毐 荊軻 三人乃表兄弟也..... 03/23 20:20
6F：推 a6109a6109:XD 03/23 20:25
7F：→ ufoon: 好屌 03/23 20:39
8F：推 kmt11242001:超好笑...我笑到不行XD 03/23 20:49
9F：推 Only0408:老闆：你小時候常過旁白嗎? 新鮮人：有 老闆：回家等消息 03/23 20:52
10F：推 r010500:贏異人:我也是表兄弟之一呀 別忘了我 03/23 21:31
11F：推 ts00759231:哈哈哈哈 太好笑了!!!! 03/23 22:06
12F：推 ccps0711:XD 03/23 22:09
13F：推 CoCoCoooo:大笑了 03/23 22:16
14F：推 M3333151:有笑有推 03/23 22:37
15F：推 weiting918:XD 03/23 22:39
16F：推 kfc121992003:荊軻！太威猛了！ 03/23 22:44
17F：推 urzas:這個好笑XD 03/23 22:46
18F：推 youre:XD 03/23 22:47
19F：推 cysulin:XDDDD 好囧 03/23 23:12
20F：推 quietvox:好一個怒罵XD 03/23 23:16
21F：推 masl:好可愛XDDDD 03/23 23:40
22F：推 yayahong:哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 23:46
23F：推 l52174:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 老師太不通人情了啦!! 03/24 00:00
24F：推 hungyen:XD 03/24 00:03
25F：推 rushcat:XDDD 03/24 00:18
26F：→ herbertking:抽筋中 03/24 00:28
27F：推 s150286:有畫面XD 03/24 00:49
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29F：推 hinet60613:XDDDD超好笑的 03/24 00:50
30F：推 yuan88:看完大笑嚇到我室友...... 03/24 00:53
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32F：→ rurusun:爆笑!! 03/24 00:56
33F：推 kkkaaax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 01:01
34F：推 madoka0201:笑翻。。。ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 03/24 01:15
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36F：推 billllid:XDDDD 超威猛的臨場反應 03/24 01:18
37F：推 twooone:反應很快啊~ 老師真不給面子~ 03/24 01:21
38F：推 woajw:借轉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 01:38
※ woajw:轉錄至看板 joke 03/24 01:39
39F：推 motoconan:好學生XD 03/24 01:43
40F：推 debitako:好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 01:55
41F：推 dannana:哈哈 好好笑阿 03/24 02:01
42F：推 gawei:旁白唸：荊軻怒罵秦王!!! 03/24 02:03
43F：推 ShadyDog:實在太好笑了 03/24 02:07
44F：推 keeyah:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 02:15
45F：推 maymay37:荊軻沒錯啊 是怒罵沒錯啊 XDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 02:27
46F：推 foreverkevin:秦王:你又不是呂不韋XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 03:12
47F：推 Halogens:驚!!荊軻會講台語呦?? 03/24 03:24
48F：推 crazy345:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 03:34
49F：推 freemoses:大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/24 03:44
50F：推 windhiei:超貼切的呀 XXD 老師應該在旁邊狂笑吧 XXDDDD 03/24 04:09
51F：推 victer0327:實在是太好笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/24 04:19
52F：推 max790223:噗 03/24 04:49
53F：→ pilicrepes:秦王：草枝擺!!! 03/24 05:07
54F：推 lily64:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了 03/24 06:02
55F：推 letdown1101:XDDDDD 03/24 06:08
56F：推 pearl8778:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 06:22
57F：推 pwenlin:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXD 03/24 07:29
58F：推 jenna780818:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 09:24
59F：推 sam75319:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD帥~! 03/24 09:46
60F：推 stevecash:超好笑!!! 03/24 09:52
61F：推 windguest:有笑有推 03/24 10:00
62F：→ shinguji:不過"幹你娘"有沒有台語其實我分不太出來耶 03/24 10:02
63F：推 zyaenhp:我上班偷看笑到被抓包了啦XDDDDDDD 03/24 11:02
64F：推 flybyheart:真的好好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 11:14
65F：推 kagiliu:笑死我了！ 幹你娘！上班中！ 03/24 11:22
66F：推 honyi1324:怒罵對阿!!!!!老師不公 03/24 11:39
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68F：推 ethanol:老闆反應夠快的，難怪會當老闆XXDDDDDDDD 03/24 12:12
69F：推 ssunset:太有畫面了!!!大笑~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 12:25
70F：推 oceanpeace:超好笑+1 怎嚜沒推爆 03/24 12:39
71F：推 charlie5713:秦王:我也有趕靈羊 還養了幾隻草泥馬 03/24 12:42
72F：推 venshin:XDDDDDDDDD 03/24 12:45
73F：推 qaz12453:荊軻是對的 老師是錯的 老師該去罰站XDDDD 03/24 12:47
74F：推 Vasian:荊軻怒罵秦王!!! 幹你娘... 03/24 12:57
75F：推 ambercoffee:XD 03/24 13:16
76F：推 profyang:小盤:你又不是項少龍= = 03/24 13:25
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78F：推 twinklestar:大笑XD.. 03/24 13:43
79F：推 moonfunss:可以放版標啊...「荊軻怒罵秦王....幹你娘！」 03/24 14:37
80F：推 smallkelp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 14:37
81F：推 GoodDayJoan:好好笑XDDDD 03/24 14:49
※ zhimu:轉錄至某隱形看板 03/24 15:38
82F：推 Jiuliano1412:XD 03/24 16:08
83F：推 aiasa0324:哈哈哈 天啊 笑翻了我~~~可以轉至無名嗎XD 03/24 16:11
84F：推 miaoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 16:12
85F：推 w1127:哈哈哈哈~~~太有笑點了 03/24 16:13
86F：推 Spatial:ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 03/24 16:14
87F：推 panpeter22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd有笑點 小時後也演過 03/24 16:32
88F：推 ccy1209:媽呀~~笑死我了~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/24 16:33
89F：推 loveshih:XD 03/24 16:43
90F：推 evenpili:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 17:05
91F：推 ANNIEOLIVE:這個真的超好笑! 03/24 17:18
92F：推 biolife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 17:49
93F：推 hsiao8006834:媽呀好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 18:07
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98F：推 chu2008:我整個大笑XD 03/24 19:17
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102F：推 genong:無聊來爆個文 03/24 20:12
103F：推 kuan:他沒做錯事啊XD這句還比較傳神 03/24 20:16
104F：推 kuan:上版標！XD我笑到喘不過氣 03/24 20:27
105F：推 yochen:這個真的應該要爆，很本土化的演出呀！多麼的自然親切呀～ 03/24 20:34
106F：推 xiru2ly3rd88:有笑有推 03/24 20:43
107F：推 orange1204:這好笑耶!! 可是沒爆 = = 03/24 20:51
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111F：推 richylin:我笑死了!!!! 03/24 21:06
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113F：推 durllu:XDDDDD 03/24 21:24
114F：推 anna781016:我大笑 哈哈哈 03/24 21:29
115F：推 jdfan:有笑有推ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ太好笑了！ 03/24 21:52
116F：推 airborne862:爆吧 03/24 22:00
117F：推 nioba:原來古代就有髒話了 XD 03/24 22:04
118F：推 grayjar:爆!!XDDDDD 03/24 22:05
119F：推 jengting2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:10
120F：推 cutejenny:壓抑了孩子的演戲天分與興致...不過超好笑 03/24 22:17
121F：推 princessmake:XD 03/24 22:38
122F：推 kaioken:狂笑~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:38
123F：推 oplk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:53
124F：推 avrilrock:超好笑的阿啊啊 03/24 23:00
125F：→ avrilrock:笑翻我了 荊軻居然罵幹林良 03/24 23:01
126F：推 ceaser123:超好笑的~~笑翻了 03/24 23:16
127F：推 t800516:反應真快xd 03/24 23:20
128F：推 hide33:100分! 03/24 23:36
129F：推 lena904431:直娘賊!!!!! 03/24 23:36
130F：推 blackdog:幾霸分 03/25 00:12
131F：→ killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:15
132F：推 ano1234:XD 03/25 00:25
133F：推 j78038:荊軻的教育不能等... ( ′-`)y-～ 03/25 00:27
134F：推 bichan:阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/25 00:53
135F：推 cielQ: 我大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 如果我是老師一定給你超高分 03/25 00:55
136F：推 JTLee:歐買尬 , 本月最好笑啦 !! 03/25 01:09
137F：推 blacksatan:超好笑~~!! 03/25 01:18
138F：推 spawn:十秒落淚算啥 看到幹林良兩秒就狂落淚了 Q Q 03/25 02:21
139F：推 newligo:我笑到落淚~ 大推 ~ 經典! 03/25 02:37
140F：推 taiwan2000:不行~實在太扯了~我止不住笑阿XDXDXDXDXDXD 03/25 03:03
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142F：推 mooncrystal:XDDDD 03/25 04:03
143F：推 x24627785:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 04:07
144F：→ Yie:XDD 03/25 07:21
145F：推 chtiger:XD 借轉謝謝 03/25 08:35
※ chtiger:轉錄至看板 general301 03/25 08:36
146F：推 e29895037ric:媽呀！也太好笑了！ 03/25 09:02
147F：推 xoxoxox:XDDDDDD 03/25 09:22
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149F：推 marimoXD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 12:18
150F：推 blueanny:笑死我 03/25 12:30
151F：推 howie206:有笑有推 03/25 15:25
152F：推 ccmau:超好笑.... 03/25 17:26
153F：推 xulu0:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/25 17:36
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155F：推 dogjuice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我崩潰了 03/25 18:42
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157F：推 s87651:笑到爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 19:57
158F：推 sinphone:笑到無力...借轉網誌XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 21:50
159F：推 gofreely:XDDDDDDDDDD...笑到噴淚了 03/25 21:53
160F：推 KIMJABAWORK:超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/25 22:42
161F：推 Tchieh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 22:48
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165F：推 gongian:超好笑!笑到不行 03/25 23:30
166F：推 skippylu:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:33
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169F：推 a5170682:XDDDDDD老闆太中肯了 03/26 02:19
170F：推 arrakis:笑瘋了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 02:59
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176F：推 jimmyyeah:太好笑了~~~ 03/26 20:32
177F：推 rupw94w94:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 21:49
178F：推 beair:笑到嘴角好酸。哈哈哈 03/26 22:44
179F：推 nolander:good one! 03/26 22:49
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181F：推 kooneoenv:剛好喝水快笑死了 03/27 14:14
182F：推 Aminah:太好笑了XD------------------------------------------ 03/27 17:49
183F：推 amy318:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 19:27
184F：推 iamy3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 20:09
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187F：推 vm5550:李組長 眉頭一皺... 嘴角抽動不己 03/27 21:32
188F：推 eveily100:太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 02:11
189F：推 aprilme:XDDD 超爆笑 03/28 09:55
190F：推 ilove305mmm:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:46
191F：→ kyuzi:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 16:41
192F：推 pjan:寫法也超有畫面的啦XDDDDD上版標吧!!!!!! 03/28 17:44
193F：推 dnkofe:我笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDD 03/28 22:51
194F：推 inale:XD 03/29 03:13
195F：推 Kemuel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 15:59
196F：推 TohmaMiyuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 16:14
197F：推 NillY1027:有笑有推 03/29 21:15
198F：推 sunkh:狂笑ing!! XD 03/31 07:26
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200F：推 jeychieh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/01 12:42
201F：推 pestry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 沒收功就罵髒話 04/01 12:45
202F：推 coolaru:笑到胃好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/01 21:28
203F：推 jholloween:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/03 19:38
204F：推 knight0728:肚子好痛......XD 借轉網誌 04/04 11:27
205F：推 atpx:好屌 XDDDD 04/05 03:57
206F：推 visuna:肚子好痛!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 11:15
207F：推 pcpcpcpcpcpc:靠么 笑到肚子好痛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 17:23
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209F：推 timshow:靠 我也演過阿 不過我不敢罵乾.... 04/09 17:03
210F：推 yihungsky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 20:54
211F：推 a908350614:不錯笑XDDDDDD 好本土XDDDD 04/11 15:32
212F：推 windfly730:太好笑了... 04/21 14:55
213F：→ cyjcyj:XDDDDDDDDD 04/27 16:35
214F：推 YoYoz:現在還有這課唷!!康軒四上的課本 最後一課:) 05/19 13:43
215F：推 liskero:XDDD我流淚了 07/30 01:27
216F：推 victorcoo:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 01/04 21:30
217F：推 tigerflyer:超好笑XDDD 04/23 23:15
218F：推 Hans14: XDDD 06/14 00:13
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