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剛剛在樓下聊天聊到之前有一戶 歪果人 搬到我們附近來~(已搬走) 由於我姑姑家是開小麵攤的... 所以某天中午 歪果人 一家子就去姑姑的麵攤吃飯... 大姑姑:"你要吃什麼?" 歪果人:"noodles! 寫寫..." 大姑姑:"蛤?" 歪果人:"noodles!!!noodle~~~s~~~~" 大姑姑:"哩咩嚕企的?" (你要嚕去哪?) 那次 歪果人 學會了 "麵" 這個中文!!! 之後 歪果人的老婆 就點了 "rice!" 大姑姑就拿了"筷子"給他們... 那天 歪果人的老婆學會了 "飯"... 過幾天後~某天我們在樓下看電視~ 大姑姑突然要我教她唸 英文 她要我教她唸"fish" 因為隔天大姑姑有 煎魚 這個菜色... (歪果人那個月是幾乎每天中午都來吃) 但是他一直唸"fisht..." 我叫她直接拿給歪果人看比較快... 可是大姑姑大概是想 秀一下 吧吧吧吧吧......真讓人擔心... 隔天~ 我跟我表哥在麵攤幫忙... 歪果人 果然來了~(來了~他們來了~~~<cs中毒>) 大姑姑就去招呼啦~ 前面都很順利...到了"fish"時刻... 我跟我哥都在看我大姑姑~ 大姑姑就對著他們說... "咩呷 sh(i)t 某?" 大姑姑隔一天只記得 sht 忘了 fi... 中間還夾了個i... 歪果人都傻傻的看著大姑姑~ 後來表哥出去跟他們解釋~把大姑姑推回來... 然後跟歪果人在外面笑成一團... 大姑姑問我:"阿挖公畝丟啊喔?" (阿我講錯了喔?) 我:"黑壓~" 大姑姑:"音細咧笑蝦?"(他們是在笑什麼?) 我:"欸..." "哩問因咩呷賽某~" (你問他們要不要吃屎) 之後大姑姑就沒在烙過英文了... --



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