作者yazatas ( )
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標題[無言] 收音真好的麥克風
時間Mon Sep 15 21:37:37 2008
話說學校大手筆購置了無線麥克風器材,
每間教室裡都有擴音器,
每個老師手上都有一支無線麥克風（長的超像電動刮鬍刀....= ="）
使用的方法是這樣的：
牆上的擴音器
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↙
▋ 先用手上的無線麥克風對準牆上的擴音器按一下,
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↙ 將擴音器的頻率調成和麥克風一樣,
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▂ 再打開麥克風的電源就可以了！
｜ \●
｜ ■\
｜ /\
下課後, 一樣再對著擴音器按一下, 就可以關掉了！
這個配備真的超方便的, 可以自由的在教室裡遊走, 不受有線的限制
而且他附了一條頸鍊, 可以掛在脖子上, 帶到哪裡都方便～ ^^
而且, 他的收音範圍非～常～廣～～,
我曾經在二樓上完課, 忘了關擴音器, 結果它還是對著我的麥克風的頻率
見鬼了, 二樓都收的到？！結果我在一樓班級碎碎念就傳到二樓去了....
不過, 我今天要說的不是我的例子, 這還不夠笨,
以下是發生在另一個 男老師A 身上的事....
某次上課, A老師突然尿液來襲....
(大概有版友猜出發生什麼事了吧......>"<)
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▋
｜ 我去上個廁所, 你們安靜自修一下 喔！
｜ ∕ ∕
｜ ∕ ∕
｜ ●▂ 生 生
｜ A → ■┘ ┬┬ █│ ┬┬ █│
｜ /\ ││ √┌╡ ││ √┌╡
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
笨點的開始：他的麥克風掛在脖子上, 一起去上廁所
僅隔了一條走廊的廁所....
｜ ↙ ｜
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▋
｜ ｜
｜ ｜
｜ ｜
｜ ● ｜ 生 生
｜ █ 走走走..｜ ┬┬ █│ ┬┬ █│
｜ /\ ｜ ││ √┌╡ ││ √┌╡
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
笨點的延續：麥克風沒關......
僅隔了一條走廊的廁所....
｜ ↙ ｜
╱
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▋ 淅瀝瀝～ 淅瀝瀝～
｜ ｜
╲
｜ ｜
｜ ｜
｜ ｜ 囧 囧
｜ ｜ ┬┬ █│ ┬┬ █│
｜ ｜ ││ √┌╡ ││ √┌╡
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
最後.....總有個結尾.........
僅隔了一條走廊的廁所....
｜ ↙ ｜
╱
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▋ 嘶～～～～～吼～～～～～
｜ ｜
╲
｜ ｜
｜ ｜
｜ ｜ 哈 哈
｜ ｜ ┬┬ █│ ┬┬ █│
｜ ｜ ││ √┌╡ ││ √┌╡
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
這大概......堪稱裝置麥克風以來, 最經典的囧吧......>"<
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5F：推 bluewind0963:大推!! 悉哩哩那邊我尖叫了XDD 有圖有正點!XD 09/15 21:42
6F：→ bequiet218:(cd未到ˊˋ)推 嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~ 09/15 21:42
7F：推 gg123sf:嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~ 09/15 21:45
8F：推 hisun0223:老師回來後 同學們要記得加倍用功讀書 09/15 21:46
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10F：→ lachese:嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~ 09/15 21:46
11F：→ Erahhcram:嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~(家~冷~筍~) 09/15 21:47
12F：推 chris1281:好有畫面阿 XDD 09/15 21:48
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25F：推 tiffyj:嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~ ((舒服ㄦ~~ 09/15 22:04
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30F：推 date310164:M了XDDD 09/15 22:08
31F：推 stussy:樓樓上嘶~~~~~~~~~~吼~~~~~~~~~~~ 是男生尿完尿會發出的聲 09/15 22:12
32F：推 Rahthur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 22:13
33F：推 Erahhcram:狀聲辭!! 伴隨著加冷筍後的餘勁 所發出來的聲音!! 09/15 22:13
34F：推 bee790719:哈哈哈 09/15 22:13
35F：→ Erahhcram:跟 啊~~~~~~嘶~~~~~~勾以... 似乎有著異曲同工之意!! 09/15 22:14
36F：推 ofey:XD 09/15 22:14
37F：推 Tracy0041:嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 22:14
38F：推 war2008:看完之後~我的嘴角不自覺的抽動了。 09/15 22:15
39F：推 oohsa:嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~ 09/15 22:16
40F：→ Erahhcram:樓上那有可能是顏面神經失調的前兆 要小心ㄟ~!!! 09/15 22:16
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※ a41626416:轉錄至看板 NTUMEB97 09/15 22:17
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44F：推 quietvox:嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 22:21
45F：推 Hans14:起喀冷筍~~~ 09/15 22:22
46F：推 shqw:這不推不行了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 22:22
47F：推 d80338:阿~~~~~斯~~~~~~~~ 09/15 22:23
48F：→ averangeall:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 22:23
49F：推 lovemost:有笑有推.... 09/15 22:24
50F：推 Yie:XDD 09/15 22:25
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52F：推 l1290220:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 22:29
53F：推 wallice:這個不推不行XD 09/15 22:32
54F：推 GreenNicky:靠邀 好白痴XDD 09/15 22:34
55F：推 lily32laura:整個忍不住笑出來XDDD 我學校也使用這種麥克風呢 09/15 22:35
56F：推 jayshihchou:笨點是我跟著一起 斯~~~~~吼~~~~~~ 09/15 22:36
57F：推 takming2125:這個好笑~超逗的 09/15 22:39
58F：推 PINKYLOVEU:啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~嘶 09/15 22:41
59F：推 qqqqqqqqq:嘶~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 22:43
60F：推 kkforyou:巧克老師? 09/15 22:46
61F：推 ForSeika:...............尿液來襲!!!!(快躲開QQ 09/15 22:46
62F：推 bby:XDDD太丟人了 09/15 22:47
63F：→ loaw:這好像在哪部港片看過 09/15 22:47
64F：推 Leslie1981:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 22:48
65F：→ kingsky:黃霑演的 什麼大丈夫之類的 還有鍾鎮濤跟鍾楚紅.. 09/15 22:49
66F：推 Ilou:幹!怎麼那麼好笑~哈 09/15 22:53
67F：→ msgtea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 22:56
68F：推 donalddonald:好好笑XDDD 09/15 22:59
69F：推 mydanny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 23:01
70F：推 iraqhitler:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 23:02
71F：推 meestyle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 23:03
72F：推 drawingsh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 23:04
73F：推 appttman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD啊~~~~斯~~~~~吼~~~~~~~~~~ 09/15 23:04
74F：推 happyparty:嘶吼！！ 09/15 23:04
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76F：推 ozogllits:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD都聽到了 09/15 23:14
77F：→ lightpisces:嘶～～～～～吼～～～～～XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 23:16
78F：推 tylerler:嘶～～～～～吼～～～～～還外加嘎冷筍嗎 @@ 09/15 23:19
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80F：推 kimimaro:偷情先生的劇情XD 09/15 23:21
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82F：推 love5036:嘶～～～～～吼～～～～～(太舒服嗎?) 笑死掉 09/15 23:34
83F：推 areyoufired:看到上廁所我就大概知道了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 23:36
84F：→ safetybunt:笑彈龍虎榜也有 09/15 23:39
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87F：推 bigfatmou:借轉就可 09/15 23:48
※ bigfatmou:轉錄至看板 joke 09/15 23:48
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93F：推 oddish:哈哈XD 很久以前在周偉X化學上課時也發生過一次XDDD".. 09/16 00:13
94F：推 Erix06:斯~~勾一內~~~ 現在學校都那好先進喔... 09/16 00:14
95F：推 miel:哈哈哈哈哈 09/16 00:15
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97F：推 DIMID2:好像逢x的學校情境阿 09/16 00:24
98F：推 jesy0716:阿~~~~~~~~~嘶~~~~~~~~~~ 09/16 00:25
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100F：推 PacificBlue:XD 09/16 00:28
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102F：推 verasun:XD XD XD XD 停不了的笑～～ 09/16 00:32
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106F：推 tyrone4869:這表示科技如此的進步呀~我也想在現場XDDD 09/16 01:18
107F：推 flyinsunmoon:有畫面!!哈哈哈!! 09/16 01:21
108F：→ marco741030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 01:26
109F：推 ilovedavetao:圖+文字實在是太好笑了 原PO專業^^ 09/16 01:32
110F：推 wei3694992:超有畫面！！ 有尾勁XDDDDD 09/16 02:00
111F：→ searchptt:Q:「嘶～吼～」是什麼啊？ 09/16 02:02
112F：推 qqqqww: 打冷顫 (抖~~)斯~~~~吼~~~~~ 09/16 02:19
113F：推 ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 03:10
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122F：推 xxyyzza:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 10:38
123F：→ yazatas:居然爆了....>"< 幸好A老師不逛BBS.... 09/16 10:52
124F：推 lshining:幸好我們學校沒有那麼高科技... 09/16 11:04
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126F：推 halahalazoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 12:00
127F：→ kkoowwee1102: 嘶~~~吼~~~啊~~~死勾以內~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/16 12:22
128F：推 re:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 13:21
129F：推 camby0425:嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~ 09/16 13:40
130F：推 luckygeo:有圖有推 嘶～吼～ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 14:30
131F：推 aaaaa530:嘶~~~吼~~~ 超好笑XDDDDDDDD 09/16 16:07
132F：推 a08120503:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~囧 09/16 16:16
133F：推 ethanol:哈哈哈 09/16 16:20
134F：推 Crusade0099:yazatas:居然爆了....>"< 幸好A老師不逛BBS.... 09/16 16:32
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136F：推 Eric6520:阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~嘶~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/16 17:28
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143F：推 zhou:XDD 09/16 19:40
144F：推 collen77724:有笑有推 09/16 19:46
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146F：推 kent0925:阿～～～～～～～～～～嘶～～～～～～～ 09/16 20:29
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148F：推 inconsequent:推推推推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 21:17
149F：推 gw10313:我國中老師也有ＸＤＤＤ 09/16 21:32
150F：推 avonleancue:哪間學校？ 這設備也太先進了吧！ 09/16 21:56
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152F：推 cashko:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 22:36
153F：推 jesh0905:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 22:44
154F：→ hyelim:算先進嗎？ 我上課用的大樓已經用兩年了吧！ 09/16 23:35
155F：推 shuei666:敝校也用這種的啊，笑死我了 09/17 01:41
156F：推 wufy9512117:哈哈哈，蠻好笑的 09/17 05:30
157F：推 qwqw46:斯~~~吼~~~~ 09/17 09:43
158F：推 milufarm:嘶~~~~~吼~~~~~~ XDDD 09/17 11:55
159F：推 orfeo20306:斯~~~~~~~~吼~~~~~~~~XDDDDDD 09/17 12:30
160F：推 JanaMussina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 12:48
161F：推 ceylonys:有圖有真相!笑死我 09/17 14:09
162F：推 ma701111:XDDD 09/17 17:31
163F：推 facegreen:借轉HK-movie 09/17 19:40
※ facegreen:轉錄至看板 HK-movie 09/17 19:40
164F：推 younjken:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 19:54
165F：推 imdecadent:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/17 23:45
166F：推 loading1:山上的香蕉樹呀長滿了香蕉 09/17 23:47
167F：推 wizard20:XDDDDDD 09/18 01:13
168F：推 knivezchen:挖勒!我1X年前唸小學的時候也碰過ㄟ~~ 09/18 02:43
169F：推 duck2008:圖很精美喔=) 09/18 10:24
170F：推 Heloise:好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 18:33
171F：→ hank61204:XDDD 09/19 23:19
172F：推 AmyZi:好好笑XD 09/19 23:32
173F：推 hzp:這個好笑....哈 09/20 23:58
174F：推 echox7321:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/24 23:18
175F：推 kerrpear:阿~~~~~~~~~~~斯 11/13 13:28