作者huskeyli (蘭道威)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 你放假關我什麼事阿!
時間Mon Jul 21 14:07:57 2008
相信版上有當過兵的大大們都知道，
當兵的休假時一定要打電話向長官報平安，
而擔任長官的也有要拼命接電話的打算。
有一回我朋友出門時接到一通電話。
「報告班長，我回到家了」想必是班兵打電話來報平安的。
只見到我朋友相當生氣地大吼回去。
「你回到家關我屁事阿！」
這時候我內心裡的os是：「你這個長官也太兇了吧，人家只是打電話報平安呀！」
接著我朋友又對著手機大吼：「
我已經退伍一個月了，不要再打電話來說你到家了好嗎？
我已經退伍一個月了，不要再打電話來說你到家了好嗎？
我已經退伍一個月了，不要再打電話來說你到家了好嗎？
」
又是一個超級天兵，我終於可以理解為何我同學會對他大吼了。
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1F：推 gfneo:肛肛好好笑 ^.^ 07/21 14:09
2F：推 taco0401:報告班長：我也到家了 1821T菜鳥報到 07/21 14:10
3F：推 Waiting1988:有笑有推 07/21 14:12
4F：推 YZUndead:人家習慣了嘛 不打電話怪怪的 07/21 14:14
5F：推 danbewei:班兵:報告班長，我肛到家.... 07/21 14:19
6F：推 tadashe: 班兵:報告班長,我痔瘡破了.... 07/21 14:20
7F：推 kevin8290:哈哈哈哈~~笑推 07/21 14:24
8F：推 cawaiiherbie:推五樓專業! 07/21 14:24
9F：推 fishnurse:有笑有推XD 07/21 14:46
10F：推 bill35:有好笑到 07/21 14:54
11F：推 lucas01:XDD 前半若沒退伍可以申訴他 後半就真的 07/21 15:07
12F：推 steadylife: 笑到沒力 07/21 15:17
13F：推 cat0912c:XDDDDDDDDDDD~後勁很強 07/21 15:21
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15F：推 auliori:後勁有強到XDDD 07/21 15:28
16F：→ Leaf789:XDDD 07/21 15:43
17F：推 hijenou:XDDDD 07/21 15:55
18F：推 hi1256789:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 天乒 07/21 15:58
19F：推 fruitbadman: 乓 07/21 16:08
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24F：推 adam19821009:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 16:23
25F：推 killwhale:我是班兵的媽媽打給我問我他跑哪去了~~=_=暗 07/21 16:23
26F：推 toy2R:剛剛好忘不了長官的電話～ 07/21 16:39
27F：推 stevenkim:想念長官的好 07/21 16:41
28F：推 Saramende:XDDDD" 07/21 16:47
29F：→ waterflow:好兇… 07/21 17:02
30F：推 YOBOBO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 17:05
31F：推 snowlovely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 17:09
32F：推 gwunder:班兵:嗯~班長,你什麼時候回家 07/21 17:28
33F：推 star01:哈哈哈哈哈哈 07/21 17:49
34F：→ hollowable:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 18:15
35F：推 highlights:天兵: 一日班長~終身班長~班長我跟定你了~ 啾咪 >.^ 07/21 18:55
36F：推 libeha:好好笑喔ＸＤＤＤＤ 07/21 19:05
37F：推 writertina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 19:08
38F：推 coffeeweng:哈哈 還蠻可愛的 07/21 19:08
39F：推 colorful0321:我朋友退伍兩年，還有菜鳥打來詢問軍中事務＠＠ 07/21 19:31
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41F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD" 07/21 19:32
42F：推 Melson:XDDDDDD 07/21 19:55
43F：推 silnet:對長官念念不忘 07/21 20:08
44F：推 magicsiren:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 20:14
45F：推 acancan:XDDDDD 大笑中 07/21 20:15
46F：推 maggie1985:哈哈 很好笑!! 07/21 20:15
47F：→ apple74820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 20:23
48F：→ ll1:班長好!!!!!(敬禮) 07/21 20:31
49F：推 BowFishW:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 07/21 20:41
50F：推 YOKIDOKI:XDDDDD 07/21 20:43
51F：推 PINKYLOVEU:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 20:46
52F：推 riket0403:班長好!!~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 20:56
53F：推 VIOLET523:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 21:04
54F：→ cbao:其實報平安只是藉口，他愛上你同學了 肛肛 07/21 21:05
55F：推 tsioge:報告班長，我回到家了! 07/21 21:16
56F：推 chicagoking:借轉JOKE版 07/21 21:34
※ chicagoking:轉錄至看板 joke 07/21 21:34
57F：推 play9663:好好笑喔! 07/21 21:54
58F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 22:20
59F：推 souening:退伍過2天半夜還有學弟打電話叫我起來站安官..= ="(死排a 07/21 22:21
※ doubtful:轉錄至某隱形看板 07/21 22:24
60F：推 apple0715:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 22:40
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63F：推 JohnnyWalker:XD 天兵一枚 07/21 22:51
64F：推 Yehsb:XDDDD 07/21 22:57
65F：推 gj94ek:聽說班長很兇 07/21 23:22
66F：推 yung80111:XD 07/21 23:31
67F：推 riker729:笨點是原po吧! 朋友講退伍了才恍然大悟 07/21 23:39
68F：推 bodyat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/21 23:39
69F：推 windmaster:我們那… 班長:回家不要打電話給我，要逃兵再打!!!! 07/21 23:42
70F：→ vulg04mp3:借轉QQ 07/21 23:55
※ vulg04mp3:轉錄至看板 Chiayi 07/21 23:56
71F：推 tunacan:後勁有強到XDDD 07/22 00:06
72F：推 rosier0917:XDDDDDD 07/22 00:09
73F：推 bisconect:兵在電話那頭哽咽:"你退伍了...難道我們的愛情，也跟著 07/22 04:59
74F：→ bisconect:退伍了嗎...?" 07/22 04:59
75F：推 huabandd:幹~我笑的超開心的 07/22 06:56
76F：→ Dotsu:XXXD 07/22 07:01
77F：→ Yie:XD 07/22 07:48
78F：推 bigstupid:當兵要回報 是草莓兵才有 以前沒有這種事情 07/22 08:31
79F：推 maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了!!!!!! 07/22 09:34
80F：推 jellydepp:有笑有推 07/22 10:12
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82F：推 WishingCat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD是不是故意的阿XDDDDD 07/22 11:23
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87F：推 cbate:我剛退不久，2024梯...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/22 12:54
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89F：推 mahou:後勁真強XDDDDDD 07/22 15:26
※ zxc321:轉錄至看板 Militarylife 07/22 16:07
90F：推 HCCLandRover:笨點是原po 顆顆顆 07/22 16:11
91F：推 juanmao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/22 17:15
92F：推 shyrs:有笑有推~ 07/22 17:47
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94F：推 daiYuTsung:XD 07/23 00:48
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97F：推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/26 16:23
※ zlyeah:轉錄至看板 NTHU_STAT94 09/07 03:11
98F：→ weiojo3:有笑有推 2009 12/09 00:20