作者DravenEric (減肥過的是非人哉生活!!)
站內StupidClown
標題[無言] 我........................................輸了
時間Tue Jun 17 09:58:07 2008
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~閱前聲明 內文有提及政治 不喜者誤入~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
話說 我朋友對某前國家元首 非常有意見
明顯到在夢中都會揮拳相向
昨天
我照例在電腦桌前敲敲打打
他照例在書桌前打瞌睡
忽然
他吼了一聲:"吼~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!"
我嚇到:幹麻啦!!
他回答:我輸了
我:啥?(⊙︿⊙)?
他:犯規啦!
我:(確認他在說夢話後...開始惡興趣....就是跟說夢話的人對談XD)
你在幹什麼
他:打拳擊
我:跟誰打
他:阿扁 (我已經一整個笑到不行)
我:為什麼打輸了 (你好歹小他20幾歲ㄟ..)
他:因為............
因為............... (語帶結巴 有哽咽的感覺.........)
阿珍拿輪椅丟我!
阿珍拿輪椅丟我!
阿珍拿輪椅丟我!
這如果做成真人快打........應該挺有趣的XD
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1F：推 any1643:原來她的絕招是丟輪椅...(筆記) 06/17 10:11
2F：推 iamrtp:樓上忘了你 06/17 10:16
3F：推 hatsuki:XDD 06/17 10:21
4F：推 fish2045:無敵風火輪...(丟) 06/17 10:39
5F：→ eggimage:你.........................................標題太長了 06/17 10:40
6F：推 meyoung666:相當讚的遊戲 06/17 10:41
7F：推 auliori:靠妖我笑了..... 06/17 11:11
※ jamesyu545:轉錄至看板 HatePolitics 06/17 11:26
8F：推 marco741030:樓上轉去那裡幹麻... 06/17 11:28
9F：→ shmilorm:跟政黑都有關係..- -? 06/17 11:30
10F：推 gordan0616:這招太屌了XD 06/17 11:39
11F：推 geforce2003:我笑了XDDDDDDDD 06/17 11:55
12F：推 warble0399:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 12:03
13F：推 jyunwei:這招傷敵八百自傷一千吧XD 06/17 12:04
14F：推 godispower:推..有笑到. 06/17 12:07
15F：推 blackbelt:嘴角上揚...XDDDDD 06/17 12:08
16F：推 ilikez520:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 12:12
17F：→ coo1instar:XDD 06/17 12:13
18F：推 answer1213:他犯規啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 12:18
19F：推 phyllis79:XDDDDDD 06/17 12:18
20F：推 al771102:藍藍露!! 06/17 12:27
21F：推 hl4:XDDDDDDDDD 06/17 12:29
22F：推 ZADshaun:哈哈哈,笑翻了我XDDDDDDDDD 06/17 12:45
23F：推 LeoBlue:笑翻了。。- - 06/17 12:47
24F：推 tomriddle45:天哪 這太屌了吧......以後摔角規則新增輪椅好了 06/17 12:47
25F：推 peter9617:人家混雙打你一個你當然會輸溜...(煙) = =+ 06/17 12:49
26F：推 notee:文章爆笑+1 XD 轉文不是應該要先告知才能轉嘛... 06/17 12:52
27F：推 rose147:ha ha 06/17 13:04
28F：推 moon110082:XDDDDDD 笑死我了~ 06/17 13:05
29F：推 ishtarmms:剛剛笑到差點內傷...推一個！ 06/17 13:06
30F：→ evenpili:XDDDD!!!這超好笑!!! 06/17 13:12
31F：推 socurlycurly:好強的室友.... 06/17 13:14
32F：推 ctjh881408:好偏~~~~~~~~~ 我可以借轉嗎？ 06/17 13:15
33F：推 fireflyyen:後勁好強............. 06/17 13:15
34F：推 PONLOVEU:這個好笑XDDDDDDDDD 06/17 13:15
※ ctjh881408:轉錄至看板 NCYU_AQUA_98 06/17 13:17
35F：推 rex0423:這好笑 06/17 13:26
36F：推 qilar:我大笑XDDDDDDDD 06/17 13:26
37F：推 sunnymeow:後勁好強 06/17 13:26
38F：推 aceyalone:推~阿珍的輪椅!!!!!!!!! 06/17 13:29
39F：推 agmffa:我爆笑了XDDDDDD原來最強的是阿珍(GJ) 06/17 13:38
40F：推 maple823:我笑了XD 06/17 13:46
41F：推 alexicbm:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/17 13:49
42F：推 yanao:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 13:50
43F：→ pinball:其實阿珍的絕技天殘腳到現在都還沒用阿!!!! 06/17 13:50
44F：→ coolmilktea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 13:51
45F：推 hardypin:2打一原PO讓步賽 06/17 14:00
46F：推 jjcjjc:這個大絕招只能用一次XDDDDDDDD 06/17 14:05
47F：推 kennyken220:XDD 06/17 14:05
48F：推 happyzoo:XDDDDD 06/17 14:15
49F：推 panaderia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 14:24
50F：推 sunapple0725:好好笑XDXD 一個人對螢幕狂笑出聲XD 06/17 14:26
51F：→ future74:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 14:40
52F：推 victory01:這後勁好強呀....我笑了 06/17 14:45
53F：推 merz:不推不行阿 XDDD 06/17 14:47
54F：推 latehero:我笑了~~ 06/17 14:47
55F：推 ilovelucy:這招高! 06/17 14:49
56F：→ gasder:阿珍:其實我這招已經很久沒有使出來了....口胡口胡 06/17 15:07
57F：推 libramai:幹超好笑媽呀XDDDDDD 06/17 15:09
58F：推 m523756:奧義～飛天御椅流！！天翔輪椅 06/17 15:23
59F：推 takohice:版標拉! 06/17 15:31
60F：推 tze1969:你中大絕了..3顆一起按.小馬可變身雅典娜..加油!~ 06/17 15:31
61F：推 zizoids:小心阿扁的八稚女!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06/17 15:33
62F：推 xw:XDDDDDDDDD 06/17 15:49
63F：推 cccococo:媽呀，這後勁好強，推阿珍的輪椅!!XD 06/17 15:51
64F：推 miaka1210:有好笑到 ...丟輪椅......... 06/17 15:57
65F：推 ashin526:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 16:13
66F：推 longcircle:怎麼辦 我覺得好好笑 06/17 16:14
67F：推 f575739:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑 06/17 16:32
68F：推 Dasboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD真的很好笑XD 06/17 16:36
69F：推 pennymarkfox:真的爆好笑的XD 06/17 16:52
70F：推 cloudygril:我笑了...科科 06/17 16:56
71F：推 nanchien:好好笑XDDDDD這個有版標級的實力 06/17 16:58
72F：推 cloka:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 16:59
73F：推 sunnytutor:真的很好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 有這種室友還滿歡樂的... 06/17 17:02
74F：推 merrope:100分!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 17:06
75F：推 bacon1109:我..笑了XD 科科... 06/17 17:21
※ kamishiro:轉錄至看板 ShuLin27_313 06/17 17:30
76F：推 kusoV6XDDDDD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 17:30
77F：推 len31610:哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06/17 17:35
78F：推 blackbelt:兵器譜排名:1.阿珍輪椅 2.阿珍彩券 板標啦!!! 06/17 17:36
79F：推 menti:哈哈哈哈哈!!北拍糗~~~~ 06/17 17:38
80F：推 princessmake:XD 06/17 17:51
81F：推 icemirage:超好笑啦 後勁超強!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06/17 17:52
82F：推 a908350614:好好笑XDDDDDD 06/17 18:01
83F：推 waqw:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 18:06
84F：推 rabifee:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 18:08
85F：推 littlehenry:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 18:10
86F：推 chobitsally:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 18:12
88F：→ Shinjay:之前在 Joke 板看到的 06/17 18:14
89F：推 classically:很好笑~~ 06/17 18:26
90F：推 hungyun:推~XD 讓我想到之前有些格鬥遊戲放絕招會有隊友出來接手 06/17 18:29
91F：推 dkes535:你朋友好笑!! 06/17 18:52
92F：推 JohnPc2008:那他女兒幸瑜有出現媽~!!! 06/17 19:05
93F：推 nancyli:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 19:12
94F：推 mlih1047p:挖!藍藍嚕大絕招女籃欄嚕的梗都用到了XD阿宅你好(握手) 06/17 19:19
95F：推 SummerWind86:我一整個狂笑~ 06/17 19:20
96F：推 singingmask:XDDDDD 06/17 19:36
97F：推 Asucks:超爆笑 06/17 19:58
98F：推 jenny0115:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 20:04
99F：推 imashun:阿珍的輪椅好強悍XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 20:06
100F：推 urasea:XD我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 20:30
101F：推 finalillusio:推一個，太好笑了 06/17 20:39
102F：推 ohcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 20:40
103F：推 thomaslinn:超好笑啦哈哈 06/17 20:41
104F：推 parisian:XDDDDD 超好笑.... 06/17 20:47
105F：→ cashko:XDDDDDD 06/17 20:48
106F：推 drunkdog:我的嘴角 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 20:48
107F：推 sea214001:救救救救救救救~~~~~~~ 就喝糗耶 06/17 20:49
108F：推 zouan:XDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推..... XDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 21:04
109F：推 Akiira:XDDDDDDDD我撲疵笑出來了 06/17 21:09
110F：推 jzn:XD 06/17 21:14
111F：推 Aaron2:好強的恨意ㄚ 06/17 21:34
112F：→ odeletteshou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我的嘴角裂開了!! 06/17 21:36
113F：推 foyu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 21:54
114F：推 n367556:好好笑......XD 06/17 21:55
115F：推 cherrym:好好笑 06/17 21:57
116F：推 EstLan:XDDDDDDDD 阿珍牌輪以 自用打人兩相宜！！！！ 06/17 22:04
117F：推 marro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 22:10
118F：推 coolsprite:大絕: 輪椅攻擊..........丟 06/17 22:15
119F：推 halahalazoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 22:20
120F：推 bailin:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 22:24
121F：推 qbchen:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 22:25
122F：推 tomatodoll:大笑XDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 22:29
123F：推 maggie1985:哈哈哈哈，好有畫面 06/17 22:41
124F：推 ificry:好有畫面感。。。XD 06/17 22:53
125F：推 cutemanjordy:就算被抓到警察也奈何不了你 不愧為七大暗器之首 06/17 22:54
126F：推 vv12:XDDDDDDDD 06/17 22:55
127F：推 henry19919:ＸＤ 06/17 22:56
128F：推 HiminG:爆！！ 06/17 22:56
129F：推 accpqazw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~~~~我笑到了 06/17 22:57
130F：推 chuang7718:讓他爆，有笑有推。 06/17 22:57
131F：推 juliankaworu:同情你!推給你爆 06/17 22:59
132F：→ lostbug:幹 太好笑了啦 06/17 22:59
133F：推 hate56:XDDDDDD 06/17 23:00
134F：推 henry19919:=================我是第一百推==================== 06/17 23:01
135F：推 betterworld:送你爆 06/17 23:03
136F：推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 23:11
137F：推 dark1530:KOF的輔助系統? 06/17 23:16
138F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 23:17
139F：推 skywing2:XDDDD 06/17 23:22
140F：推 slhw:後勁太強了XD…推阿珍的輪椅!!! 06/17 23:23
141F：推 BerniceDaria:太酷了~~ 06/17 23:31
142F：推 beowulf:輪椅XD 06/17 23:51
143F：推 mikako26:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 23:51
144F：推 tin0018:笑死我了啦 哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 23:55
145F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 23:59
146F：推 w123456637:有人可以做成遊戲嗎!!! 06/17 23:59
147F：推 anochen:推阿珍的輪椅! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 00:00
148F：→ Dinya:我比較想知道為什麼叫法這麼親暱...= =+ 06/18 00:04
149F：推 hellodj13:好笑100 XD 06/18 00:14
150F：推 tzunami:這時代誰還在坐折凳???...(丟輪椅 06/18 00:31
151F：推 rickyjessy:我笑了 XDDD 06/18 00:41
152F：推 agki:噗哈~~有笑到!! 06/18 00:54
153F：推 englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 01:02
154F：推 shy7884:有後勁xdddddddddddd 06/18 01:05
155F：推 geminikuo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 作弊啦 06/18 01:09
156F：推 yaya:XDDDDDDDDDd 06/18 01:11
157F：推 lonely1002:瞬間笑了 哈哈 好笑 06/18 01:51
158F：推 hcmomo:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 02:18
159F：→ wwa928:讚！ 06/18 02:42
160F：推 sanasakura:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 02:45
161F：推 gasy:這篇後勁超強的啦！！！笑好久！！ 06/18 02:51
162F：推 miaaz:幹 超好笑的 06/18 02:56
163F：→ elfwayne:集氣.......阿~勒~阿~勒~! 輪椅360。迴轉攻擊～！！ 06/18 03:13
164F：推 qqqqww:仙境傳說 手推車攻擊!! 黑金傳說 輪椅攻擊!! 06/18 03:52
165F：推 imbattle:笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 04:30
166F：→ orfeo20306:XDDDD 輪椅 06/18 11:09
167F：推 kyfang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 11:23
※ Gonocurrus:轉錄至看板 WarCraft 06/18 12:00
168F：推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 12:49
169F：推 iner:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 12:56
170F：推 weilunh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 13:00
171F：推 b108077:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 13:13
172F：推 vanillafang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD後勁好強 06/18 13:37
173F：推 cynthia520:阿~~~~斯~~~~~勾依~~~~ 歐吧將 06/18 14:32
174F：推 memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 15:26
175F：推 coppuccino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 16:20
176F：推 z3728:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 16:48
177F：推 kcnlee:XDDD 06/18 16:55
178F：推 sumirens:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 17:04
179F：推 onepiecezx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 17:09
180F：推 Terry1984:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 17:24
181F：推 evilsura:肚子好痛...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 18:18
182F：推 lammo:是輪椅 是輪椅 是輪椅 06/18 20:54
183F：推 poi90326:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 21:11
184F：推 sa77119:真太好笑了哈哈哈XDDDD 06/18 22:05
185F：推 richday:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 23:06
186F：推 ryanliu:會這樣做的話，那阿珍就復原了XD 06/18 23:31
187F：→ eyeyey531:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 00:18
188F：推 flowerrka:大笑中XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 02:10
※ iwishho:轉錄至某隱形看板 06/19 10:53
189F：→ fabrication0:其實我佈這個局已經三年之久...... 06/19 12:45
190F：推 cptw:害我狂笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 14:04
191F：推 youzen1226:好威的感覺XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 14:36
192F：推 glorysky:好輪椅! 06/19 19:32
193F：推 lin089170:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 20:47
194F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 22:12
195F：推 royramon:原來阿珍才是阿扁的秘密武器阿 06/20 00:06
196F：推 inale:XD 06/20 00:39
197F：推 azeing200:原來阿珍才是隱藏人物 阿扁：這是政客的特權，認輸吧 06/20 02:30
198F：推 Eklips:友情技 他開外掛 06/20 08:20
199F：推 tyan0615:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/20 13:03
200F：推 miaoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/20 15:10
201F：→ colum:好威的感覺XDDDDDDD 06/20 18:28
202F：→ ie945130:BC一起按，阿珍輪椅救援，對手飛起，放絕招：碎紙機攻擊 06/21 10:47
204F：推 s334853:天啊!!後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 23:42
205F：推 jds66:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 17:34
206F：推 amlaainn:哈哈哈哈哈哈~笑死我了XDDDD 06/22 23:26
207F：推 qwqw46:滿分!!! 06/24 12:08
208F：推 seal1010902:太威拉XD~~笑到快噴~~~ 06/25 08:45
209F：推 jennyma:哈哈..超好笑的..害我上班憋笑= = 06/25 11:10
210F：推 maybe13:打架要用好輪椅! 06/28 03:22
211F：推 bug26:現在不只鐵椅了，CENA可以改丟輪椅 06/30 16:39
212F：推 kenshin078:我瞬間大笑.....ＸＤＤ 07/06 23:44
※ zlyeah:轉錄至看板 NTHU_STAT94 07/13 14:40
213F：推 tearrain:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/25 15:59
214F：噓 jajoy:2013 02/04 16:08