作者dietrichgary (大毛)
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標題[無言] 簽名要簽三個字唷
時間Mon Jun 2 20:41:24 2008
我朋友現在在當小學老師
每天都要看每個小朋友的聯絡簿
然後還要寫些小朋友最近的狀況如何告知家長(好老師阿~~~~)
某天他正在寫聯絡簿的時候發現
某位蘇姓小朋友的爸爸只寫了蘇這個字當作簽名
於是他就跟小朋友說
記得跟你爸爸說要寫三個字的簽名唷
隔天
小朋友拿著聯絡簿給老師說
老師 我拔拔今天有簽三個字唷
他爸爸寫了三個字
蘇蘇蘇...........
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1F：推 QEiviraQ: 我笑了 穌穌穌...... 06/02 20:42
2F：推 calvin0050:好笑 06/02 20:42
3F：推 jwg2:他爸隔天會不會簽:服服服 06/02 20:42
4F：推 carymask:[超幹]被孩子的老師罰寫簽名~~~ 06/02 20:43
5F：推 jk472b:爸爸:猢猢猢 06/02 20:44
6F：推 allenpp:不蘇服>//< 06/02 20:47
7F：推 suika481: 蘇服>//< 06/02 20:48
8F：推 ha0118:還好不是簽科科科 XD 06/02 21:04
9F：推 angnus:三個字：「蘇狐哦!!(大聲)」 06/02 21:07
10F：推 ahuatin:柯柯柯 06/02 21:07
11F：推 hirabbitt:名字只有兩個字的怎麼辦? 06/02 21:10
12F：推 eva0617:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 21:11
13F：推 yragggc:還好爸爸不性柯 柯科科 06/02 21:18
14F：推 cafeole:我笑了XD 06/02 21:18
15F：推 ponpondapipi:科科科XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 21:18
16F：推 sxt56862:不蘇湖 06/02 21:21
17F：推 cherrym:爸爸姓蘇 名蘇蘇 小名蘇蘇蘇 06/02 21:26
18F：推 aassd:XDDDDDD 06/02 21:29
19F：推 MissSleep:笑了XDDDD 06/02 21:31
20F：推 warkr16:我笑了 XDDDDD 06/02 21:34
21F：推 HELLOMONKEYs:霍霍霍! 06/02 21:49
22F：推 erasermyself:老爸妙!!! 06/02 21:49
23F：推 vickybabyfat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 21:55
24F：推 TOY5566:這老爸事故意的XDD 06/02 21:56
25F：推 armkira:胡胡胡XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 21:59
26F：推 kaiser9920:我笑了....XD 06/02 22:02
27F：推 a61223:XDDDD 06/02 22:04
28F：推 emportemoi:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 22:05
29F：推 boltsky:XD 06/02 22:06
30F：推 zerotea:推還好爸爸不姓柯 XD 06/02 22:09
31F：推 uc615:我整個大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 22:16
32F：推 ayu1983:為什麼不能只簽一個字?我老媽都只簽陳..我老爸還簽英文... 06/02 22:17
33F：→ ayu1983:從來沒被老師說過...不過後來大都是我自己簽的比較多... 06/02 22:18
34F：→ longcircle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 22:20
35F：推 xumax:有笑有推 06/02 22:21
36F：推 qazzxc963:哇塞這位爸爸未免太屌了 直得鼓勵 06/02 22:26
37F：推 smartfen:XDDDDD 06/02 22:27
38F：推 calin:老爸真可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 22:31
39F：推 lowwing3906:後勁還滿強的啊.XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 22:33
40F：推 vila99:該不會是.....小孩子自己偷簽名? 所以才會蘇蘇蘇 >< 06/02 22:35
41F：推 happydays:XDDDD笑了 06/02 22:38
42F：→ mark0405:好讚 科科科後勁更強 06/02 22:39
43F：推 monemama1979:這個屌,我笑了=.= 06/02 22:46
44F：推 xoiiixi:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 22:49
45F：推 CYoYu:說不定他老爸就叫蘇蘇蘇阿 06/02 22:50
46F：推 presea:好可愛的老爸啊 XDD 06/02 22:51
47F：推 kyshiaw:蘇蘇蘇.服服服...（我不爭氣的笑了...XDDDD 06/02 22:55
48F：推 peggy0831:蘇蘇蘇 06/02 22:56
49F：推 lamain: 老師:要寫三個字的簽名唷 老爸:艸魚禾... 06/02 22:57
50F：推 boy750317:太好笑了ㄅ..他 06/02 22:57
51F：推 hao0419:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:03
52F：推 local:怎麼可以這麼好笑!!!!!!!!!! 06/02 23:06
53F：推 sunnytutor:這種創意....會不會害自己的小孩啊!? XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:08
54F：推 c5g4f4c4up2k:我笑了XDDDDDD 06/02 23:09
55F：→ sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:13
56F：推 victorcoo:XD 06/02 23:14
57F：推 rose147:funny! 06/02 23:21
58F：推 Commands:三蘇啊~~黏巴達...黏巴達..黏巴達.. 06/02 23:26
59F：推 ISAS:這個好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 23:27
60F：推 ioiovivi:有結巴的簽名 06/02 23:31
61F：推 ahuahala:XD 06/02 23:40
62F：→ hank61204:XD 06/02 23:41
63F：推 shin0801:我笑到一直抖 06/02 23:46
64F：推 lwoni:複姓怎麼辦... 06/02 23:49
65F：推 LEN0719:那范范~范瑋琪就沒問題了吧!! 06/02 23:50
66F：推 goxkk:[超幹] 模仿老爸的姓出神入化 老師竟然要我寫三個 06/02 23:54
67F：推 kamichu:自從我發現我跟我爸同姓後 我就偶爾會自己牽... 06/03 00:00
68F：推 kp7953:哈哈哈 06/03 00:02
69F：推 abx23:呵～很妙 06/03 00:12
70F：推 adonisey:XDDD 06/03 00:13
71F：推 summar:范范范... 06/03 00:13
72F：推 zorkers:kami大是幾歲才發現你和老爸同姓...囧>? 06/03 00:15
73F：→ amALu:我也覺得應該是小朋友自己簽的... 06/03 00:21
74F：推 forever10238:...跟我想的一樣= = 06/03 00:22
75F：推 Alex500:kami大是幾歲才發現你和老爸同姓...囧>? 06/03 00:36
76F：推 angelmagic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 01:02
77F：推 Calvin620707:笑XDDDD 06/03 01:03
78F：推 crea0520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 01:14
79F：推 ziyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 01:14
80F：推 MoseHas:霍霍霍 06/03 01:21
81F：推 monarch0301:如果是我我就簽 幹.你.娘. 06/03 01:27
82F：推 tyan0615:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真可愛 06/03 01:38
83F：→ papagod: kerkerker 06/03 01:45
84F：推 w123456637:好蘇胡.... 06/03 02:21
85F：推 kissboy1065:寫太多自 代簽就破梗了.. 06/03 02:46
86F：推 ufo866:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 03:10
87F：推 azure13:哈哈哈 06/03 04:33
88F：→ aniterwu:太好笑了 06/03 07:25
89F：→ Iansbmwih:不蘇胡 06/03 07:45
90F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 08:39
91F：推 zcbm123:我蘇~了 06/03 09:54
92F：→ automemory:比畫那麼多..幹嘛要刁難人家@@" 06/03 10:39
93F：推 anochen:如果是昨天的高賽先生??? [超幹]兒子的老師逼我.... 06/03 10:52
94F：推 mika95g:XD 太好笑了 06/03 11:18
95F：推 kibest:我笑了 ... 06/03 12:14
96F：推 Condor:我爸媽也都簽姓而已~~但這家長的反應令人噴飯 06/03 13:09
97F：推 frekfrek:這個好笑XDD 06/03 13:12
98F：推 dreamgod1202:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 14:20
99F：→ neptune0299:我會簽蘇 瞭 瞭 06/03 14:24
100F：推 achling:我笑到停不下來 06/03 14:49
101F：→ Yie:XD 06/03 15:20
102F：推 BARZII:那要是姓「柯」.......... 06/03 16:42
103F：推 dustlike:柯柯柯 06/03 16:46
104F：→ princessmake:XD 06/03 18:12
105F：推 mifina:這個爸爸好可愛.... 06/03 18:14
106F：推 caferong:跟我爸做過一樣的事 他也姓蘇 = = 06/03 18:47
107F：推 lingse:有沒有人跟我一樣把標題看成＂簽名檔要三個字喔＂...XDrz 06/03 18:49
108F：推 erilinda:樓上上其實就是那個小學生吧!(指) 06/03 19:26
109F：推 joannie311:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 20:28
110F：推 arshin0716:樓樓上 我也是看成簽名檔要三個字喔= = 06/03 21:09
111F：推 vanillafang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 21:12
112F：推 tinyrain:那如果爸爸名字只有兩個字怎麼辦? 06/03 21:33
113F：推 asami:我跟我弟笑到靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/03 22:36
114F：推 ilove305mmm:push 06/03 22:56
115F：→ johnny81: [超幹]被孩子的老師罰寫簽名三次 06/03 23:45
116F：→ hsiao8006834:感覺是小孩子傳達的意思不對...不過也太好笑!!! 06/04 06:18
117F：→ urasea:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/04 09:04
118F：推 sydney2001:我覺得妳同學表達有點問題，小朋友不算會錯意吧 06/04 10:41
119F：→ orfeo20306:嘿嘿嘿 06/04 13:14
120F：推 garfelix: [超幹]被孩子的老師罰寫簽名三次: 不蘇湖 @@... 06/04 13:40
121F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/04 18:34
122F：推 Pocoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/04 19:33
123F：推 starhsueh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/04 20:23
124F：推 juanmao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/04 21:34
125F：→ TsaiTing:我高中都是媽媽簽名 簽到老師問我爸...(懷疑我家有問題) 06/04 21:38
126F：推 aneyoko:XDD柯柯柯 06/04 22:35
127F：推 amylilytsai:姓幹的怎麼辦?..幹幹幹... 06/05 00:00
128F：→ willie1987:怎麼不是叫宋阿~~~~~~送送送~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/05 00:01
129F：推 kevabc1:猜到了 不過還是很好笑 XD 06/05 11:51
130F：→ bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/05 14:21
131F：推 monce:噗 06/05 14:55
132F：推 wensday:這個小學老師還滿無聊的,不過家長好寶 XD 06/05 19:14
133F：推 summerdance:哈哈哈哈 06/06 01:08
134F：推 BeckyBear:丁丁丁~ 06/06 04:32
135F：→ BeckyBear:汪汪汪好像也不錯 06/06 04:32
136F：推 Andydream:XDD 06/06 15:33
137F：推 croatian:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/07 00:06
138F：推 cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/07 02:11
139F：推 ji3g4bp6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD罰寫就是了 06/07 20:20
140F：推 weiweiko:爸爸好幽默 06/07 23:27
141F：推 a0156426:柯柯柯XDD 06/09 23:39
142F：→ scpxxx:XDD 06/14 19:47
※ zlyeah:轉錄至看板 NTHU_STAT94 06/20 15:02
143F：推 bellhan:XDD 06/26 15:41
144F：推 windguest:有笑有推~ 07/02 12:06
145F：推 powertodream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/08 15:44
146F：推 YoYoz:有效有推 08/19 18:26
147F：噓 supersars:....... 08/30 17:56
148F：推 mnnmmn:............. 10/18 11:09
149F：推 apson:朝聖 08/05 09:27