作者Chris761015 (矛盾的愛情)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 買藥
時間Mon May 5 15:43:04 2008
昨天晚上小表弟高燒不退，
姑姑請我幫她去藥局買「塞劑」。
到了藥局，
我：「老闆，我想要買塞劑，退燒用的。」
老闆：「買給誰呢？」
我：「表弟。」
老闆：「多大？」
我：「我怎麼知道我表弟的肛門有多大啊？」
老闆：「我是說...年紀......」
旁邊還有兩三個客人：「噗次......」
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如何解脫？
或許該停止做夢。
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/christsao
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1F：推 kissmasa:噗疵 05/05 15:44
2F：推 asaku1116:鋪雌 05/05 15:44
3F：推 jova:XDD 看來原po下意識對自己表弟XDDD 05/05 15:44
4F：→ DAMAEE:仆吱 05/05 15:45
5F：推 Souma:sa:噗滋....... 05/05 15:47
6F：推 davidvince:XD 05/05 15:53
7F：推 sdjh18:噗雌 05/05 15:56
8F：→ korinaga:表弟：如果是表哥的話 可以唷 05/05 16:04
9F：→ longcircle:撲滋 05/05 16:04
10F：推 any1643:老闆: 喏~肛肛好~我有算過直徑了!!! 05/05 16:04
11F：推 matharay: 兩指寬 05/05 16:10
12F：推 fireflyyen: 買三指寬 05/05 16:15
13F：推 kkcer:晡資.. 05/05 16:15
14F：推 MKAngelheart:puzz 05/05 16:17
15F：推 twooone:攴疵 05/05 16:20
16F：→ swpoker:表哥 : 嗯嗯 還滿緊的 05/05 16:21
17F：→ way7344:37號半,亞洲size!! 05/05 16:23
18F：推 mrx750926:原PO：大概這麼寬 (露) 05/05 16:31
19F：推 bensonchaung:32D 夢幻尺寸 05/05 16:33
20F：推 taco0401:32D....GOOD....XD 05/05 16:34
21F：推 skylove0726:哈哈 就看你的有多粗嚕 表哥 ... >\\\\< 05/05 16:44
22F：推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDD 05/05 16:46
23F：推 ZzoozZ:你害我被老師問說上課幹麻大笑.... 05/05 16:47
24F：推 imaginefree:上面的推文也有好笑到 XD 05/05 16:48
25F：推 s35862:有笑友推 05/05 17:12
26F：推 ie0e84: 05/05 17:13
27F：推 hezai:噗滋 05/05 17:16
28F：→ narwhale:原來拿藥塞肛門可以退燒，看笨板長知識 05/05 17:23
29F：推 aassd:那是退燒栓劑，當然可以啊，樓上不會想拿藥丸去塞吧...囧 05/05 17:25
30F：推 cooljason76:噗滋... 05/05 17:29
31F：推 yoyo55555:有笑有推 05/05 17:30
32F：→ paul51134:上課不要上笨板= = 05/05 17:31
33F：推 k00207:用蔥吧~ 05/05 17:32
34F：推 rayzart:narwhale:原來拿藥塞肛門可以退燒，看笨板長知識 05/05 17:33
35F：推 any1643:樓上...那是流鼻血才能用的... 05/05 17:33
36F：→ any1643:@@...樓樓樓上 05/05 17:34
37F：推 rave760422:有笑有推 05/05 17:35
38F：→ ashynook:噗雌 05/05 17:35
39F：推 LAM:多大???? ....原PO:我回去試一試再來 05/05 17:43
40F：推 standleytsai:試~一~試~啊~ 05/05 17:54
41F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 18:00
42F：推 aurthur:認真一下 退燒的栓劑塞直腸 可以由下腔靜脈直接吸收 05/05 18:08
43F：→ aurthur:效果比吃藥快 但是比打針慢 05/05 18:09
44F：推 a6109a6109:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 18:11
45F：→ ashynook:樓樓上專業! 05/05 18:12
46F：推 tbc666:噗雌 05/05 18:24
47F：推 qwqw46:噗嗤 05/05 18:33
48F：推 puddingnoeat:噗嗤 05/05 18:39
49F：→ ixvi:噗吃！ 05/05 19:05
50F：推 HYPerTW:噗滋 05/05 19:35
51F：推 yitus:噗汁 用蔥或是子彈都行 ㄎㄎ 05/05 19:39
52F：推 aleqe:我笑了.... 05/05 19:55
53F：推 huabandd:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 20:23
54F：推 kkoowwee1102:多大?? 熱狗那麼大. 05/05 20:44
55F：推 poka3470: 撲吃！ 05/05 20:47
56F：推 imdecadent:XDDDDDDDDD 05/05 20:54
57F：推 pcpcpcpcpcpc:我真的噗次了耶XD 05/05 20:57
58F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 21:00
59F：推 qawsedrf:這麼多天來第一次笑出聲XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 21:12
60F：推 angelnatsumi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 21:29
61F：推 loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/05 21:36
62F：推 balloonwanna:XD 05/05 21:41
63F：噓 Ariesp:喔 原來你的大小觀念 只限於肛門喔，教育真成功 05/05 21:44
64F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 21:54
65F：推 Sikil:XDDDDD 05/05 22:03
66F：推 azure13:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 22:04
67F：推 qaxkill:=口=!!!!!!貞操不保阿~~~ 05/05 22:05
68F：推 abc20021001:XDDDD 05/05 22:12
69F：推 imnotwind:原PO:我回去試一試再來 XDDD 05/05 22:12
70F：推 jot5436:原PO(掏出)：喏~就是跟我的差不多大 05/05 22:27
71F：推 afternight:XDDD 噓的人無聊喔? 05/05 22:33
72F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 22:38
73F：推 unknowns:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/05 22:46
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75F：推 answer1213:鋪雌..... 05/05 22:49
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78F：推 ftcintaiwan:有笑有推 05/05 23:49
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80F：推 blondeedmund:XDDD 笑到停不下來 05/06 00:00
81F：推 phisseraph:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:08
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84F：推 keelpie:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:16
85F：推 BENQ1640:幹麻買 去廚房拿蔥就好了咩 05/06 00:22
86F：→ crea0520:好笨喔~(￣y▽￣)╭ 05/06 00:23
87F：推 billywind:XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:53
88F：推 spooky221:嗄？我回去量一下…… 05/06 00:54
89F：推 ShinSioku:幫推補血~~ 順便看ariesp耍笨 0.0 05/06 00:56
90F：推 godjojo5:鋪雌 05/06 01:22
91F：推 deathdream:XD 05/06 01:37
92F：→ urasea:噗庛XD 05/06 01:39
93F：推 cm45144:噗庇～ 05/06 01:39
94F：推 pepeoa:你肛完你弟之後就知道大概多大了阿~ 05/06 02:04
95F：推 moilkward:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:21
96F：推 LOUSU:你肛完你弟之後就會變大了阿~ 05/06 02:43
97F：推 tender40571:嗯... ...大概四個漢巴嘎這麼寬? 05/06 06:27
98F：推 zero726:有笑有推~~ 05/06 06:58
99F：推 jzn:噗雌 05/06 07:01
100F：推 march1:有夠北七 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 07:18
101F：推 londoneye:噗嗤 05/06 08:48
102F：推 DenixLee:這就是傳說中的"肛圍"嗎? (菸 ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 05/06 08:55
103F：推 hydemeow:推 表哥 : 嗯嗯 還滿緊的 XDDDDDD 05/06 09:52
104F：推 sea214001:只有兩個字給你...北七= =" 05/06 10:26
105F：→ lucas01:笨喔 05/06 10:46
106F：→ jackandmario:客人的肛門也笑到撲疵了 05/06 11:00
107F：→ yipy:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 12:40
108F：推 casbersmith:來個雄風飛彈的size 05/06 12:43
109F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 12:51
110F：推 glaml:推 05/06 13:22
111F：推 BlackJason:塞大一點的會比較有用嗎... 05/06 13:52
112F：推 yung80111:XD 05/06 14:58
113F：推 bohemian4:XD 05/06 15:14
114F：推 mermaid98:XD 05/06 15:45
115F：推 WayneI: XD 05/06 16:35
116F：推 sombrio: XDDDD 05/06 16:54
117F：推 lynnwilber:噗滋 05/06 18:19
118F：推 Yehsb:XD 05/06 19:01
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120F：推 englwings:XDD 05/06 20:48
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123F：推 kangleis:... 05/07 00:05
124F：推 qooggyy:撲"刺"~哎呀!好痛!表哥~你幫我塞藥~可是你雙手還在我肩榜? 05/07 00:09
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126F：推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 03:18
127F：推 fgwilliam:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 05:31
128F：推 togo324:其實塞葯丸也是有效果的 05/07 05:59
129F：推 geb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 08:23
130F：推 fpradlrt:噗庛XD 05/07 10:16
131F：→ Yie:XD 05/07 11:52
132F：推 Andydream:XDDDDDDDDD 05/07 12:17
133F：推 wenjie:xD```` 05/07 12:53
134F：推 nafiwburman:原PO是白癡=___= 05/07 18:52
135F：推 zizek:XD 05/07 21:15
136F：推 yijapan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDrz 05/07 22:58
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138F：推 pumpchomin:這後勁太強了~~~XDDDDDD 05/07 23:35
139F：推 aamon:肛過就知道 05/08 00:03
140F：推 pepeoa:我比較好奇旁邊客人"噗滋"的聲音是... 05/08 01:39
141F：推 chronal:噗滋 05/08 01:46
142F：推 pk531531:爆吧!! 05/08 02:40
143F：推 frank77823:旁邊客人塞進去了? 05/08 09:38
144F：推 saucelove:笑死 05/08 15:18
145F：推 lerud:遲來的推～ XDDDD 05/08 21:17
146F：→ ericjc:喔喔 這個讚~~ 05/09 03:45
147F：推 ToniChopper:表弟：「表哥，為什麼你幫我塞藥時，兩手都放我肩上」 05/09 08:51
148F：推 OGKaskHim:推樓上 XDDDDD 05/09 18:30
149F：推 smileamalea:有笑有推Y 05/09 22:35
150F：推 re:噗嗤 05/09 23:46
151F：推 ZaX10A:噗噗嗤 05/10 00:00
152F：推 webman: 表弟：「表哥，為什麼你幫我塞藥時，兩手都放我肩上」 05/11 01:31
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156F：推 sportsyzm:XD 10/06 22:21
157F：推 bleuisblue:好好笑 05/08 03:00