作者greenday1006 (惡魔事典)
看板StupidClown
標題猴腮雷
時間Wed Apr 16 21:09:40 2008
我昨天大概遇到我生平動物對我做過最扯的事
昨天唱完歌跟朋友一起去西子灣的英國領事館
不知道是不是在下午旗津吃海產吃壞肚子 (╬￣皿￣)凸
本來大家拍照拍的很高興~結果我肚子忽然很痛
後來實在忍不住了~馬上衝到廁所去.
X你娘的~我這輩子從沒遇過讓我那嚜震撼的畫面
一隻猴子居然坐在馬桶上拉屎....
喵的咧~我一開始瞬間以為是個人~還馬上說對不起關上門~發現不對
靠!!居然是隻猴子~雖然知道猴子在壽山已經超氾濫的
但有沒有搞錯阿!!!猴子蹲馬桶~也太有家教了吧!!
我看下次看到猴子在讀論語我都不會太驚訝了...
最賤的是我不敢趕他走~只能跟牠溝通~因為聽說猴子很兇
我只好像叫小狗一樣~用手招牠過來~不甩我就算了
你不會相信猴子真的會用不屑的眼神看你~還把屁股對向你..
他X的~做人類居然做到那嚜沒尊嚴..後來我趕快跑回去找我朋友
我有預感我快要拉在褲子上了~我拿起我朋友還沒吃完的蛋糕
就往廁所跑...後來果然真的引誘成功~牠總算出了廁所
我馬上進去把門關上狂拉~但我沒料到猴子沒走
而是坐在我廁所的前面~我一打開門就採到牠的尾巴了!!
媽的咧~牠整個跳起來~還一直基基基的叫~我也被嚇到跟著大叫..
我發誓我叫的聲音~絕對比倉井空和朝和蘭還能代表高潮
連旁邊的咖啡店店員都來了~但好在那隻猴子沒攻擊我就跑了
我真佩服中山大學的學生怎那嚜勇敢
之前聽說他們連在學校教室都會看到猴子~宿舍附近也有很多
我這次總算領悟到了..
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1F：推 cymk:哈哈~你好衰 04/16 21:12
2F：推 barbariane:跟他一人一邊XDD 04/16 21:12
3F：推 j30630610:看完想到的是鹿男NG片段裡咬玉木宏的那隻識貨的鹿.... 04/16 21:12
4F：推 jhtnhk:其實它是在掏大便吃 04/16 21:13
5F：推 cyyk:天吶....這真的太好笑了~~~~ 04/16 21:19
6F：推 sweetkikiche:超好笑！！！XD 04/16 21:22
7F：推 minimilk:嘖嘖...原PO跟猴子搶廁所.....（指） 04/16 21:31
8F：推 pikimm:笑了 XDDDD 04/16 21:37
9F：推 tOlaNd:天啊....難道猿人星球的預言是真的? 04/16 21:38
10F：推 FREEDOMDATE:推推推，原來猴子真的那麼氾濫。 04/16 21:41
11F：推 nuka0954310: 圖咧~~~~~~~~~~~(敲碗 04/16 21:47
12F：推 crazypon1:我笑了 XD 04/16 21:53
13F：推 emptyace:你看錯了 那是楊...... 04/16 21:56
14F：推 ktirene:坐猴子坐過的馬桶耶...溫溫的嗎?! 04/16 22:00
15F：推 EMIRU720:笑 04/16 22:14
16F：推 takashi104:你有被嚇到剉賽嗎？Q_Q 04/16 22:19
17F：推 rattenn:剛剛王牌天神經過.... 04/16 22:19
18F：推 aakk:夠讚喔 04/16 22:20
19F：推 arshess:真醬是猴腮雷~ 04/16 22:24
20F：推 Vwindd:妳採猴子尾巴 大家都看到 04/16 22:25
21F：推 nancy1014:太恐怖了 04/16 22:42
22F：推 thedevilZ:原來跑到那去了...以為只有在校內(見怪不怪...煙) 04/16 22:52
23F：推 Mozai:那隻猴子是進化史上關鍵的一環！ 04/16 23:01
24F：推 autosox:XDDDD 04/16 23:11
25F：推 waytin:推，借轉，謝謝 04/16 23:16
※ waytin:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/16 23:18
26F：推 maybemmmm:超好笑的XD 04/16 23:45
27F：推 KAWA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 23:54
28F：推 BAPExKAWS:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:05
29F：推 expedition:你踩到達文西了 04/17 00:07
30F：推 ruby950127:好精采XDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:17
31F：推 juntbuwmk:哈 04/17 00:30
32F：推 tc021323:XDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:33
33F：推 bforest:XDDDDD 04/17 00:37
34F：推 gein:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:39
35F：推 hermityun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:40
36F：推 lovemarch:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:47
37F：推 kevin932100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:47
38F：推 unolady:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 00:50
39F：推 ioiovivi:顆顆 04/17 00:53
40F：推 dance4what:XDDDDDDDDDDD 好有家教喔!!!!!!!!! 04/17 00:54
41F：推 xiahc06:猴子沒走是因為他在排隊? 04/17 01:04
42F：推 miensa:推猴子... 04/17 01:18
43F：推 kenyon128029:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 01:21
44F：推 changtai:XD 04/17 01:33
※ kaobeh:轉錄至看板 NSYSU 04/17 01:38
45F：推 bigwhiteeat:這是真的？？？？ 猴子在馬桶上大便？？ 04/17 01:59
※ himail006:轉錄至看板 KS96-307 04/17 02:03
46F：推 lovinsky:真的是太好笑了 超爆笑的啦！！ 04/17 02:03
47F：推 LoveBea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 02:29
48F：推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 02:31
49F：推 mandy0813:我大笑了啦哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 02:40
50F：推 cigara:這篇有銀魂的風格 04/17 03:30
51F：推 liebestod:好好笑哦...怎麼沒推爆阿 XDDDDDDDD 04/17 03:55
52F：推 jzn: 猴腮雷 04/17 06:05
53F：推 BestEgg:小心那猴子上PTT抓人XD 04/17 07:17
54F：推 vlightangel:你其實是看到楊X緯~ 04/17 08:11
55F：推 middle9:我笑得很大聲 04/17 08:22
56F：推 princessmake:XD 04/17 08:25
57F：推 JohnnyWalker:XD 04/17 08:37
58F：推 boltsky:XD 04/17 08:42
59F：推 cjcdream:這真是太High了 04/17 08:53
60F：推 hn520:XD 04/17 09:04
61F：推 zzxxxzz:XD 04/17 09:06
62F：→ lucas01:豪洨 04/17 09:22
63F：推 Yie:XD 04/17 09:26
64F：推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了 04/17 09:29
65F：推 HOTONY:中山校規還規定不能傷害猴子 跟白癡一樣 04/17 10:16
66F：推 Coldfengzi:借轉 04/17 10:21
※ Coldfengzi:轉錄至看板 HatePolitics 04/17 10:23
67F：→ orfeo20306:XDDDD 04/17 10:23
68F：推 ncnili0502:[超幹]那天蹲馬桶莫名其妙被踩尾巴！ 躺著也中槍!!! 04/17 10:24
69F：→ Coldfengzi: 蹲 04/17 10:25
70F：推 aqwspop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 10:37
71F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDD 還好你沒怎樣 04/17 10:52
72F：推 cutejenny:XD 04/17 12:06
73F：推 samisami:哇哈哈哈哈哈.....XD 04/17 12:09
74F：推 swimmerpony:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 12:17
75F：推 rwtbf:領教...... 04/17 12:26
76F：推 tracyyu:XDXDXD 04/17 12:31
77F：推 pciexpress:幹 超好笑....我在學校 猴子都會跟我們嗆聲... 04/17 12:32
78F：推 mntpo:XDDD真的好好笑 04/17 12:34
79F：推 kangleis:XDDDDDDD 04/17 13:04
80F：推 ArrowSmith:他有沖馬桶嗎 04/17 13:05
81F：推 iamdd:小心猴子看B查你IP 04/17 13:09
82F：推 cbao:猴子：幹 我還在拉啦 04/17 13:22
83F：推 yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 13:58
84F：推 Asucks:真的很奇怪，我在中山唸兩年，卻連一隻猴子都沒看過... 04/17 14:46
85F：→ DDsophist:樓上的太遜了．．．我被偷過土司還搶過機車.. 04/17 14:59
86F：推 bluewinged:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超級好笑的 04/17 15:53
87F：推 romu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 16:01
88F：推 uiorefd:[爽]搶人廁所還被他拿蛋糕巴結 04/17 16:03
89F：推 VenceYen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 敘述的好好笑 04/17 16:25
90F：推 OhMe:原po叫聲絕對比倉井空和朝和蘭還能代表高潮(流口水) 04/17 16:48
91F：推 play9663:哈~超好笑~那猴子應該在等你上完~他還想繼續上吧!!^^ 04/17 17:22
※ loveminca:轉錄至看板 Kaohsiung 04/17 17:48
92F：推 vi000246:笑死了阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 18:29
93F：推 LittleGuei:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 18:51
94F：推 wplynnsky:推推 04/17 18:55
95F：→ aquawish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我們學校也有猴子耶@_@ 04/17 19:15
96F：推 luckyamy0625:真的是太酷啦XDDD~~有好笑到XDDD~~~ 04/17 19:40
97F：推 masakiashin:好好笑!!XDDDDDDD 04/17 19:45
98F：推 asnakep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 19:49
99F：推 liquidbox:賽亞人尾巴是弱點，牠當然要叫 04/17 20:00
100F：推 lostArt:哈哈哈哈哈 好笑 04/17 20:21
※ sunnymind:轉錄至看板 KG93-309 04/17 20:37
101F：推 warlock666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:59
102F：推 jspout:這篇超妙的，害我笑好久XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 20:59
※ warlock666:轉錄至看板 FJU_Stat96B 04/17 21:00
※ aa0000000000:轉錄至看板 HatePolitics 04/17 21:02
103F：推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 21:07
104F：推 miboo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到肚子痛... 04/17 21:16
105F：推 jessiee1013:我笑到流眼淚..........XDDDD 04/17 21:17
106F：推 iagolee:在一起! 在一起! 在一起! 在一起! 04/17 21:19
107F：推 yoz1125:哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!有笑有推!!!!!!! 04/17 21:28
108F：推 kaweipress:XDDDDD~~快笑死了 04/17 21:38
109F：推 wenlin2357:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:16
110F：推 ccrr:太好笑了吧!!!! 04/17 23:04
111F：推 alveolar:這篇超好笑的 不推不行XD 04/17 23:16
112F：推 Enzoki:好有畫面 我笑死了... 04/17 23:21
113F：推 crashin:超好笑XDDDD 04/17 23:38
※ liangbb:轉錄至看板 silversoul 04/17 23:47
114F：推 wozxzow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:55
115F：推 choral:借轉 04/17 23:59
116F：推 coldgoddess:很銀魂XDD你確定你看到的不是近藤? 04/17 23:59
※ choral:轉錄至看板 TFSHS68th316 04/18 00:00
※ wozxzow:轉錄至看板 NHU_Talk 04/18 00:06
117F：推 stchen1987:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:23
118F：→ olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好有動作感阿～ 04/18 00:24
119F：推 isharn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超級經典 04/18 00:43
120F：推 Bluebear:心酸推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:50
121F：推 elaine780115:好好笑噢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:14
122F：推 kentsam2077:XDDD 04/18 01:15
123F：推 Kamelie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:24
124F：推 skypi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:28
125F：推 waid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:16
126F：推 lynnping:XDDD這實在太好笑了DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:20
127F：推 Tracy0041:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:21
128F：推 EchoWhisper:你確定你看到的不是近藤?你確定你看到的不是近藤? 04/18 02:25
129F：推 fikal:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:27
130F：推 MoodyMood:妳竟然敢坐猴子坐過的馬桶???? 04/18 02:33
131F：推 urasea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:47
132F：推 Astragali:牠有沖水嗎?? XDDDD 04/18 03:52
133F：推 noskid:爆吧xdd 04/18 05:30
134F：推 Seaturtle:爆！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 05:31
※ namtar:轉錄至看板 ASHS-93-li 04/18 10:42
135F：推 spooky221:我老弟中山的，放在宿舍的泡麵曾被洗劫一空、醬包亂灑 04/18 12:04
136F：→ spooky221:據說房間還被弄得像命案現場一樣… … XD 04/18 12:05
137F：推 saypeace:猴子有沖水嗎? 04/18 13:11
※ ewqhusally:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/18 20:08
138F：推 isaen:很好奇牠有沒有沖馬桶… 04/18 20:56
139F：推 cypress0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太有fu了 04/18 21:55
140F：推 babogoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/18 23:32
141F：推 wwiy:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 00:00
142F：推 CynthiaLin:猴子會把屁股對著你，表示你地位比他大的意思喔~ 04/19 00:20
143F：推 WAXIANG:扯XDDDDDDDD 04/19 01:29
144F：推 place123:XXXXXDDDD 04/19 09:58
145F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 04/19 11:29
146F：→ alima:GJ !!! 04/19 20:15
147F：推 Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 21:38
148F：→ xxx22088:這太爆笑我快笑死了................ 04/19 21:43
149F：推 HELLOMONKEYs:你遇到的是空知猩猩吧 04/20 19:24
150F：推 zzzprince:猴子好可愛呀! 04/21 21:26
151F：推 snfreecat:猴子會報復 宿舍裡翻不到吃的就拉屎在你鍵盤上!!!! 04/22 23:41
※ ALICEK:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/23 17:36
152F：推 gs1458:猴子[超幹]拉坨屎也被開門偷看(羞 04/25 13:53
154F：推 a908350614:猴子有家教XDDDD 04/29 19:55
155F：推 chuyii:我愛小猴!!! 04/21 21:28