作者xikuang (SeeK)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 大叫只是因為被嚇到
時間Mon Apr 7 23:08:13 2008
我雖然是男的，不過很容易就被嚇到，所以常常被人說無膽。
可能是小時候喜歡玩嚇人的遊戲吧，所以長大就輪回報應到我身上來…
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因為那天的客人很少，我就在加油站的島室裡，默默的數著今天
到底有多少錢進帳。
然後有一個同事他正好沒零錢，所以想要來找我換錢。
正當他開口說「你有沒有零錢可以換」的你字時，我整個就被嚇了一跳！
因為我很專心的在數到底有多少錢，外加我很容易被嚇到的神經質。
結果…我就突然大吼了起來…|||
不是像一般人被嚇到的時候,只會發出「賀」的短聲音…
那種叫是很聲嘶力竭的叫，而且還拉長音…
整個加油站裡的人，不管是同事還是客人都傻住往我這邊看，組長還
跑過來問我到底是發生了什麼事，他還以為是被搶還是加油站要爆炸了= =
後來大家知道後就一直笑一直笑，離我最近的一台機車，上面坐著一對母女，
上面的小女孩還笑笑的跟他媽媽說︰
「馬麻，我剛剛還以為那個哥哥要變身了！」
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呼～差點就被別人發現我的真實身份了！
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