作者Liying0601 (哩金摳連)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 蚊子 算你命大
時間Sun Apr 6 18:10:31 2008
剛剛坐客運要回學校
我坐在最後一排那個4個位置連一起的最右邊
想說旁邊能不能做個正妹 (=////=)>
結果來了個背個大AIR WALK背包的酷男 =..=
喵的哩.......
只好一路睡到學校了
結果眼睛往窗戶一喵
喵到了一隻昆蟲科雙翅目蚊科的生物
就蚊子
喵的哩!!
有蚊子我怎能安心找周公哩
但我又不想一掌八死牠
畢竟人在外面要除理屍體是很麻煩的
這時我就看到旁邊那個酷男開始翻包包
結果他從他的AIR WALK大包包裡抽出了!!!!
"電‧蚊‧拍"(大驚)
酷男哩GOOD JOB......
他帥氣的將電蚊寶拍遞給了我
我也用雙手接過了電蚊寶拍
我小心翼翼的將拍面接近那隻蚊子
按下開關!!!
那隻蚊子開心的從拍面上的洞洞飛了出來
"拍謝，我忘記買電池了"
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我承認打那麼多字是來騙P幣的
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1F：推 sen991155:我笑了...XD 04/06 18:26
2F：→ iamy3:XD 04/06 18:27
3F：推 lomogirl:XDDDDDDD 04/06 18:28
4F：推 puddingnoeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:35
5F：推 miss756:蚊子: 沒電算什麼 "電‧蚊‧拍"....( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ XD 04/06 18:34
6F：推 spring29767:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 19:11
7F：推 xparadisex:哈哈哈哈哈 04/06 19:25
8F：推 calpissn:笑了!!! 04/06 19:33
9F：推 bearbear201:有笑有推，哈 XDD 04/06 19:46
10F：推 lichiao:我笑了~~XD 04/06 19:49
11F：→ RLW6956:昆蟲綱吧＝ ＝ 04/06 19:55
12F：推 xy700145:我也笑了XD 04/06 19:55
13F：推 IloveBread:蚊子:我閃 04/06 20:00
14F：推 kalijason:酷男: 太公釣魚，願者上鉤。酷男補蚊，願者落網 04/06 20:00
15F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 20:10
16F：推 raytcfsh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 20:11
17F：推 iidkasr:是昆蟲綱...對不起我認真了= = 04/06 20:11
18F：推 swoodstock:XD 04/06 20:15
19F：推 y81315:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 20:23
20F：推 napa:XDDDDDDD 04/06 20:24
21F：推 k8543:電蚊拍是本世紀偉大的發明之一啊 04/06 20:34
22F：推 martian001:XDDD 04/06 20:46
23F：推 PerdueFala:酷男想說原本旁邊會有正妹~所以想用這招把她!!!! 04/06 20:49
24F：→ Liying0601:笨點加一 我生物很差ˊˋ 04/06 20:50
25F：推 xianing:蚊子:沒電算什麼 "電‧蚊‧拍"....( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 04/06 20:52
26F：推 mammoth:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 21:04
27F：推 Pker:你確定你不是遇到小叮噹喔... 04/06 21:13
28F：→ mayday7710:XDDDDDDD 04/06 21:16
29F：推 starblind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 21:17
30F：推 barry1027gg:有笑點! 04/06 21:28
31F：推 stophurt:我笑了XD 04/06 21:29
32F：推 LeenHg:XDDDDDD 04/06 21:40
33F：推 Frank44Yu:都很笨啊....他沒裝電池笨到....你接過了沒電電蚊拍笨+1 04/06 21:42
34F：推 HareGun:哈哈哈哈..太爆笑了 還以為要被閃了XD 04/06 22:08
35F：推 lilafish:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 22:12
36F：推 geforce2003:太爆笑了這個XDDD..還拿出電蚊拍咧XDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 22:16
37F：推 Andymrck:我也笑了XDDDDDD 04/06 22:23
38F：推 mag2520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 22:24
39F：推 cutiepiggy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 22:26
40F：推 ltkfans:XD 04/06 22:31
41F：推 calvinvin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 22:37
42F：→ xfroscar:那是羽球拍 04/06 22:40
43F：推 wen29wen:蚊子:沒電算什麼 "電‧蚊‧拍"....( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 04/06 22:47
44F：推 WGOWFXD:有笑有推..又大笑了..XDD 04/06 22:49
45F：→ fatponda:XD 04/06 22:56
46F：推 songsing:嚇到我了~~想說我記得是昆蟲綱啊!! 04/06 23:07
47F：推 eaglewtw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 23:12
48F：推 airwun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 23:18
49F：推 grantlight:日日野晴矢..........-.- 04/06 23:18
50F：推 tikal1985:蚊子:拿隻拍子就想嚇唬我 我可不是被嚇大的!! 04/06 23:21
51F：推 knetlalala:我去年有一段時間的確會帶著電蚊拍去逛宵夜街 04/06 23:22
52F：推 nabiqueen:哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 23:23
53F：推 wannashout:太好笑了!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 23:23
54F：推 superqm714:超北爛的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 23:28
55F：推 fantasyzero:推~沒電池... 04/06 23:28
56F：推 waipukid:XD~~ 04/06 23:38
57F：推 leica13:不會有昆蟲「科」完又蚊「科」的情況出現… 04/06 23:50
58F：推 tu18195320:好蠢喔 XDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 23:54
59F：推 missyou0914:超好笑的..........XDDDD 04/06 23:57
60F：→ Yie:XD 04/06 23:57
61F：推 fishophobia:好蠢XD 04/07 00:00
62F：推 beautyev:值得一笑 04/07 00:03
63F：推 paru814:我笑完才發現原來是因為沒買電池呀~~~~~~~ 04/07 00:07
64F：推 nancyli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 00:08
65F：推 dkcs:結果是你跟那位酷男在一起了嗎XD (被拖出去) 04/07 00:20
66F：推 Andrew0902:太誇張了....XD 可以拿來拍廣告了.... 04/07 00:21
67F：推 inale:XD 04/07 00:23
68F：→ PassthebyLai:囧............................... 04/07 00:24
69F：推 afria: XD 04/07 00:33
70F：推 mintawei:XDDDDDDDDDDD可以推在一起嗎 XD 04/07 00:36
71F：推 pearlymirror:XDDDDD 04/07 00:39
72F：推 sackbbt:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDD 04/07 00:39
73F：→ Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 00:45
74F：推 future534:好笑有推 04/07 00:45
75F：推 Alexis0204:XDDDDD 04/07 00:46
76F：推 dreamangel:本來覺得好酷喔…瞬間覺得虛掉了 04/07 00:49
77F：推 bananers:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 00:52
78F：推 sukibear:XD 04/07 00:57
79F：推 folanca:哈哈哈哈 XDDDDD 04/07 00:57
80F：推 luckydog0605:我大笑了~~哈哈哈哈~~~ 04/07 01:00
81F：推 straygirl08:噗哈哈哈 大笑 04/07 01:03
82F：推 superich:肛肛好!!! 04/07 01:04
83F：推 endroll1802:超好笑xd 04/07 01:09
84F：推 windangellin:在一起啊在一起XDDD 04/07 01:16
85F：推 kangleis:為什麼會隨身帶電蚊拍啊... 04/07 01:16
86F：推 charles0119:跟好折凳有異曲同工之妙 04/07 01:21
87F：推 jzn:XD 04/07 01:22
88F：推 bestlisa:默契真好~好想推在一起 XD 04/07 01:32
89F：推 crea0520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 01:33
90F：推 Huangrh:有笑有推.. 04/07 01:35
91F：推 graceabcdefg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 01:40
92F：推 EMIRU720:他是拿網球拍唬你吧 04/07 01:45
93F：推 westlove:不爭氣的噴笑了XD好好笑 04/07 01:52
94F：推 shudon:酷男的圖勒? (流口水淫笑貌) 04/07 01:58
95F：推 alausay:我笑了XDDD 04/07 02:28
96F：推 unicat:XDD 04/07 02:34
97F：→ BestEgg:沒電算甚麼電蚊拍XD 04/07 02:40
98F：推 shedew: 原PO確定不是拿網球拍 囧a?? 04/07 02:47
99F：推 epapitera:沒電只能稱"蚊拍" 謝謝~~ 04/07 03:05
100F：推 elfwayne:這...原PO應該很幹 = =+ 沒電耍什麼酷男...囧!! 04/07 03:07
101F：推 FHead:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 03:18
102F：推 heymoon:沒有人想了解為什麼要隨身攜帶電蚊拍的事情嗎???? 04/07 03:31
103F：推 walker2009:XDD 04/07 04:02
104F：推 bigear1030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 04:14
105F：推 nojoewu:有沒有拿著沒裝電池的電蚊拍酷男是同性戀的八卦 04/07 04:39
106F：推 MoodyMood:為什麼會隨身帶電蚊拍啊? +1 04/07 04:42
107F：→ Liying0601:他似乎是帶電蚊拍要去宿舍吧 我那班車是直達3間學校的 04/07 04:59
108F：→ Dinya:......同性戀躺著也中槍 04/07 06:45
109F：→ papagod:我還以為笑點在哪裡 不錯笑阿!! 04/07 07:02
110F：推 benthal:XDDDDD 04/07 07:05
111F：推 blls:嗚~笑到肚子痛 04/07 07:21
112F：→ urasea:XDDDD 04/07 08:27
113F：推 gengar6307:是昆蟲綱(認真) 04/07 08:54
114F：推 mimiiy:室友在睡，笑得很辛苦XD 04/07 09:17
115F：→ hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 09:19
116F：推 yanwohlong:有神行太保的fu 04/07 09:40
117F：推 kimifort:............. 04/07 09:58
※ danny0210:轉錄至看板 joke 04/07 10:15
118F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 10:44
119F：推 blessaway:我承認@@我笑了~ ㄎㄎ 04/07 10:49
120F：推 islively11:XDDDDDDDDD 04/07 10:51
121F：推 kyuzi:笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 11:08
122F：推 fikal:XDDDDDDDD 04/07 11:09
123F：推 teamiss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 11:37
124F：推 angel6502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 11:50
125F：推 chungyo:在文章裡面偷"科科" 你以為我看不出來嗎 04/07 11:54
126F：推 andy69:哈哈 電不到我 我飛過去 又飛過來 就是電不到我 04/07 11:57
127F：推 ayumitotoro:很好笑 哈哈哈哈 04/07 12:03
128F：推 needhp:笑死我也XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 12:23
129F：推 redanimal:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 12:24
130F：推 Rfimh:XD 04/07 12:29
131F：推 Berlin5148:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 12:32
132F：→ richday:酷男隨身攜帶電蚊拍嗎? XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 12:36
133F：推 ababysky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 12:38
134F：推 crueangel:爆 04/07 12:42
135F：推 Lensgel:XDDDDDDDDD 04/07 12:42
136F：推 ma701111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 12:44
137F：推 sunnycloud:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 12:51
138F：推 polarkitty:後勁不錯強 04/07 12:55
139F：→ l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDD靠北忘記買電池........ 04/07 12:57
140F：→ SerraAvatar:這招威力真強...你跟酷男在一起了嗎 04/07 13:24
141F：推 bluecatdanny:昆蟲"科"???科科科...... 04/07 13:30
142F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 13:45
143F：推 JasonSin:XD 04/07 13:54
144F：推 ltmqw:這是羽球拍吧？ 04/07 14:01
145F：推 romu:我笑了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 14:13
146F：推 earth875:是因為有帶電蚊拍所以是酷男媽XD 04/07 14:56
147F：推 silria:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 15:24
148F：→ urasea:是昆蟲綱 國中生物沒學好嗎?不清楚就不要耍迂迴... 04/07 15:31
149F：推 ut429rh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 16:07
150F：推 Zorina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 16:10
151F：推 orc1424:哈哈哈 好好笑 u大 沒人理你耶 哈哈哈 真正的笑點 04/07 16:43
152F：推 jc1008: XDD 她應該想撘訕你吧 04/07 17:04
153F：推 phoebe77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 17:08
154F：推 upu:我以為笨點在隨身攜帶電蚊拍...真的很怪耶@_@ 04/07 17:27
155F：推 kougentei:姜太公釣魚 XDDDDD 04/07 17:28
156F：推 oweiday:他想釣原PO 04/07 17:33
157F：推 happy1015:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 17:39
158F：推 henry921:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 17:43
159F：→ smilenow:好笑耶XD 最後....有在一起嘛 04/07 18:20
160F：推 fishfish7810:笨在一起~~~~月工~月工~女子~ 04/07 18:42
161F：推 ianwww:推在一起 04/07 18:50
162F：推 enjoy0718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 19:15
163F：推 sky81130:在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起 04/07 19:40
164F：→ linlin110:再一起在一起再一起在一起再一起在一起再一起在一起再一 04/07 19:50
165F：推 mikamiyo:....XDDDD 04/07 19:50
166F：推 flyyai:哈哈哈哈 是故意的吧 04/07 20:00
167F：推 riku138530:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 21:39
168F：推 focous:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 22:24
169F：推 VIOLET523:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 22:46
170F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/07 23:27
171F：→ howpnio:XDDDDD 04/07 23:56
172F：推 cocoyan:好酷喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 23:56
173F：推 rin5542:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 01:05
※ jazzlover:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/08 02:18
174F：推 iamchao:在一起在一起在一起在一起 我笑到肚子痛 04/08 06:04
175F：推 askeiko:笑到快翻過去 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 09:42
176F：推 a01057327:你讓我再枯燥的電腦課有了歡笑 謝謝你9527 04/08 10:44
177F：→ uomtk:太陽能電蚊拍... 04/08 12:30
178F：推 orz145:在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起在一起 04/08 13:31
179F：→ alin5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 13:58
180F：推 tyan0615:哈哈哈哈哈哈XD 04/08 14:04
181F：推 mm770221:裁判~可以這樣科完又科，科完又科的嗎?? 04/08 16:48
182F：推 seayou:這個好好笑!!!!!!!!!!! 04/08 17:29
183F：推 blackman430:XDDDDDDDDD 04/08 17:55
184F：推 wplynnsky:我還以為是我閃光 但是我閃光不可能帶電蚊拍 所以不是 04/08 18:57
185F：推 rogerlarger:蠢弊了 04/08 21:16
186F：推 englwings:還帶電蚊拍XDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 22:20
187F：推 kelan:哈哈哈 04/09 01:10
188F：推 gs1458:我以為是網球拍... 04/09 01:29
189F：推 jucastle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 09:50
190F：推 EpeeCat:出門帶電蚊拍...XDDD 沒電池...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 10:24
191F：推 calvin0519:嘴角....嘴角啊...... 04/09 11:25
192F：推 asagi:可惜蚊子默契不夠好沒假裝閃到腰一下! 04/09 12:24
193F：推 Huawen:嘴角微微上揚...XDDDDD 04/09 12:54
194F：推 WineCheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 13:08
195F：推 neewollaH:哈哈哈哈哈哈 XDrz 04/09 18:29
196F：→ osli:推 04/09 22:54
197F：推 pbii:好笑XDDD 04/09 23:05
198F：推 hank61204:XDDD 04/10 02:18
199F：推 jack760714:頗有笑點 ＸＤ 04/10 03:29
200F：推 starlone:XDDDDDDDDDDd 04/10 12:45
201F：推 miensa:哈哈哈...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 14:00
202F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 22:59
203F：推 sandra90124:哈哈哈......... 04/11 13:12
204F：推 ingrid6565:XDDDD!!! 04/12 12:43
205F：推 guhong:我笑了 04/12 22:01
206F：推 mindy7794:這個好笑XDDDD 太酷了!!! 04/13 03:08
207F：推 Giuplcda:我也笑了XDD 04/15 17:24
208F：推 wowhg:XD 04/15 20:20
※ zlyeah:轉錄至看板 NTHU_STAT94 05/14 15:02
209F：推 YoYoz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/26 12:57
210F：推 john371911:超～白癡的。 11/26 10:13