作者wildsome (欲練神功必先用功)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 惡靈古堡真人版
時間Sat Mar 29 00:14:38 2008
這是聽我同學轉述的...
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系上有個學長很喜歡一個人騎車到處去玩，他說這樣很漂泊。
有一天，他又心血來潮從木柵出發，去淡水晃晃，然後又騎北海岸到九份。
從九份要回木柵的時候天已經暗了，他騎瑞芳的山路回木柵。
瑞芳的山路有一段路旁都是墳墓，學長膽子大也沒在怕的。
但就是那麼剛好，他雷殘了，摔到路邊的草叢裡。
這一摔傷得不輕，學長感到臉上的傷口在淌著血，腳好像也受傷了爬不太起來。
還好學長平常有燒香，過了一陣子，他看到紅藍的閃燈從遠方來了，
是一台巡邏的警車，警車似乎看到倒在路旁的摩托車，有個警察就下車查看。
學長鼓起所有求生的意志，但還是站不太起來，只好奮力向警察的方向爬過去。
當警察的手電筒照到他臉上的時候.........
「還好他沒有掏槍射擊 ......」學長說，他撿回一條命。
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5F：推 cinkaruru612:這個故事也太有意境....我笑了.....科科.... 03/29 00:30
6F：推 zero990314:好寫實的畫面XDDDD 03/29 00:36
7F：推 cara716:還好他沒有掏...槍... 03/29 00:36
8F：推 erinal:樓上的走錯版囉~ 這裡不是西斯版 XD 03/29 00:39
9F：推 broken543:以前在地上爬的被咬以後可以用腳踩暴頭.... 03/29 00:44
10F：推 rickykobe:後勁好強....(大笑) 03/29 00:57
11F：推 mogsin:還好你學長沒有"啊~~~啊~~~"的叫...XD 03/29 01:03
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13F：推 roffyo:警察：幹！巡個邏遇到殭屍 真的是躺著也中槍！ 03/29 01:21
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17F：推 dogboss:那段路那麼大也能摔...屌! 03/29 02:21
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22F：推 Photobiotic:呵，那一段路可不大。 03/29 05:10
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30F：推 biobelial:XD 還好他沒一腳踩暴他的頭 03/29 10:37
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