作者silentjill (破事兒)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 魚缸
時間Mon Mar 24 12:36:35 2008
沒想到竟然會在笨版展開我的第一po...
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楔子開始
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話說強者我同事(我絕對不是我同事)
在星期六的晚上騎著機車經過一間魚缸店
想起以往在同事桌上看到的魚缸絢麗繽紛
也想要親自來養一缸，就鼓起勇氣進店買了一個2呎缸
於是 一段 人 魚缸 天公伯的故事就此展開
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正文開始
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當強者拿著魚缸開心的走出店門口
赫然發現 (挖咧 魚缸太大沒辦法用機車載)
那..那怎麼辦
眼看著魚店就要打烊了，於是趕緊近店裡跟老闆求救
強者:老闆~~這個魚缸太大了，我載不回去，你可以幫我用車子送嗎?
老闆: 耶..這個..我們沒有在幫人家送的喔，不過..我可以幫你
綁
強者: 綁? 好..好阿...
於是老闆拿出了塑膠繩，迅速的把魚缸綁在強者的機車上
老闆看了看自己隨便亂綁的作品，不知道從哪拿出了一條很長很粗的童軍繩
引以為傲的跟強者說
老闆:少年咧，雖然我綁的不錯，不過要不要我幫你把魚缸綁在你身上，這樣咖穩啦~
不太清楚老闆的意思的強者: 阿?好..好阿...
於是，強者就坐在機車上，任由老闆恣意的在他身上奔馳..阿，不是..是綑綁
綁完之後，老闆就拍拍強者的肩膀說
安 心 上 路
於是，人 車 缸一體的強者就騎著機車回家了
就在此時，在中台灣以北的觀眾都知道，星期六晚上下起了大雨
強者邊騎車，邊覺得後面越來越沉重，似乎聽見有海浪的聲音
突然想起原來黃品源唱的那首歌是真實會發生的
我聽見 海浪的聲音 站在城市的正中央~
而且 他直到那一刻才深切明白
塵世間最遠的距離不是生與死，而是機車箱裡明明有雨衣而你卻被綁在座墊上不能拿
好不容易到家了 強者以為他的災難已經結束了
沒想到，他的痛苦才正要展開
因為老闆把他跟魚缸跟車子綁太緊了，繩子還穿過機車底盤
強者根本下不了車 囧rz
強者此時心裡想 "難道我這一生，都得在機車上，跟著這該死裝滿雨水的魚缸度過嗎?"
看著手上的機車鑰匙，腦中浮現出拼圖殺人狂的聲音:
Live or Die, Make your choice.
強者只好拿著手上的鑰匙，死命的刮著身上的繩子
過了29分鐘又40秒，強者終於逃脫了
活著 真好
(完)
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176F：→ k410548:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 16:39
177F：推 vanilla6:XDDDDDDDDD超好笑!! 03/24 16:39
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180F：推 Possy:XDDDDDDD好想轉到網誌可以嗎可以嗎XD 03/24 16:51
181F：推 c5c56:天呀~~~本週最經典 03/24 16:52
182F：推 sunhow:XDDDD 03/24 16:53
183F：推 sleepcat1201:果然是強者啊~ 03/24 16:55
184F：推 deoxys:XD 03/24 17:05
185F：推 Coldfengzi:原來結局不是繩子斷了,魚缸也碎了 03/24 17:20
186F：推 Hsin0x01: 今日你最強 03/24 17:24
187F：推 jdemon:刮到一半沒耐心怒破魚缸XD 03/24 17:31
188F：推 jzn:超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 17:34
189F：推 Powertalk1:太棒了XDDD 03/24 17:38
190F：推 jackmike:[超幹]被魚缸缸了!!!!!! 03/24 17:41
191F：推 d20145:肛肛好 03/24 17:44
192F：推 aqwspop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD怎麼那麼白癡 03/24 17:44
193F：推 boazhsu:有好笑到~~我以為原PO在跟魚缸分開的摩門特.魚缸就破掉了! 03/24 17:44
194F：推 eric51:哈哈好笑~ 03/24 17:53
195F：推 wasmeimei:有笑有推XD 03/24 17:56
196F：推 lachesis1980:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 後勁超強XD 03/24 17:57
197F：推 daiYuTsung:XD 03/24 18:03
198F：推 drumstick:XD 03/24 18:11
199F：推 vincentblue:XD 03/24 18:15
200F：推 Franci:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我爆笑了 03/24 18:22
201F：推 bbs5i0814:超級好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 18:25
202F：推 LucasChen:老闆: I want to play a game @ @ 03/24 18:26
203F：推 rds729:推~~真的有畫面 03/24 18:27
204F：推 bby:害我笑出來被同事看到了啦 03/24 18:31
205F：推 flyplayer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 18:33
206F：推 Dvc:超笨的XD 03/24 18:35
207F：→ yaosh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 18:38
208F：推 garnett1024:超笨的XDDDDDD 03/24 18:40
209F：推 richday:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 原po寫得好生動~~~~~~~~ 03/24 18:43
210F：推 forrest12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 18:46
211F：推 windblowd:可以拍影片了XDDD 03/24 18:48
212F：→ Yie:XD 03/24 18:52
213F：推 hidyyang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死 03/24 18:54
214F：→ loading1:哈哈哈 03/24 18:56
215F：推 Hoshiwa:XDDDDD 03/24 18:57
216F：推 HoBaa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! 03/24 19:02
217F：推 mimchu:幹 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:03
218F：推 lavendersnow:我看到老板說要綁在你身上時，就猜到結果了~但是~還 03/24 19:03
219F：→ lavendersnow:是很好笑~~ 哈哈哈~~ 03/24 19:04
220F：推 qawsedrf:太好笑了XDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:09
221F：推 livxering:笑死我啦!!! 03/24 19:10
222F：推 sunnytutor:原po是有耐心的好男人!!! 喔不~ 是原po的同事.. 03/24 19:11
223F：推 tuun:0.0還沒m阿 版主還在睡覺咩，誰推倒的??!! 03/24 19:18
224F：推 happymyheart:XDDDDDDDD好好笑 03/24 19:21
225F：推 proletariat:趕羚羊的 真的是好笑文耶XD 03/24 19:21
226F：推 danny9051706:老闆: I want to play a game! 03/24 19:22
227F：推 keeyah:推 03/24 19:22
228F：推 cutelazygirl:XD 03/24 19:24
229F：推 gingeryu25:哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:28
230F：推 sipho:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:29
231F：推 Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:34
232F：推 daimaoh:笑死我了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:34
233F：推 insethry:老闆:我佈這局佈很久了..科科 03/24 19:38
234F：推 jyting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:40
235F：推 afuqq:哈哈哈 太靠北了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:51
236F：推 lopas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:51
237F：推 graceabcdefg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:52
238F：推 Frodera:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:52
239F：推 antiyourself:哈哈哈哈哈哈, 載著滿缸水在路上無助的騎車.... 03/24 19:53
240F：推 neewollaH:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 20:05
241F：推 clisbut:XDDDDDDDDDD 老板:[我等這一天等很久了...] 03/24 20:09
242F：推 mouse10389:好辛苦XDDDDDDDD 03/24 20:11
243F：→ Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 20:21
244F：推 audrey20:XD 太可愛了~ 03/24 20:21
245F：推 xulu0:看到下雨的那個部份就一直狂笑到現在~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 20:28
246F：推 xli:好笑必了阿載著一缸雨水欸 03/24 20:30
247F：推 warstar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 20:49
248F：推 debris:老闆：I wanna play a game... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 20:49
249F：推 IISSAA:結果司馬缸打破魚光救出強者 03/24 20:51
250F：推 caffeedo:為什麼不把魚缸倒過來載阿? 就不會裝到水了阿? 03/24 20:56
251F：推 miharu10:感覺好重喔＝ ＝ 03/24 21:06
252F：推 axyl:樓上認真了.....真是太好笑了 03/24 21:08
253F：推 max45666:密室逃脫系列 機車逃脫 03/24 21:20
254F：推 LEN0719:一段魚缸與人的冒險XD 03/24 21:32
255F：推 hezai:超強XD 03/24 21:37
256F：推 r50693: 愛與缸缸的故事 03/24 21:38
257F：→ askinseam:靠 太好笑了 03/24 21:45
258F：推 novelfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 21:48
259F：推 cashko:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 21:51
260F：推 Grosjean:太好笑啦XDDDD推一個 03/24 22:00
261F：推 fflora:你贏了 03/24 22:03
※ kc1345:轉錄至看板 HSNU_1066 03/24 22:05
262F：推 smilearies:超好笑...XDDDD 03/24 22:11
263F：推 hacoolman:XD 03/24 22:14
264F：推 regretless:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Live or Die!!! 靠杯笑死我了 03/24 22:20
265F：推 smarter1004:不推太對不起自己跟原po了 03/24 22:25
266F：推 mominimo:噗～哈哈哈 XDDD 03/24 22:27
267F：推 mountaincow:我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:30
268F：推 elmush:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:34
269F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:35
270F：推 andy347: 看成人魚 肛 天公伯 03/24 22:36
271F：推 addor:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:52
272F：推 sukisk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:54
273F：推 Gufa:推後勁OTZ 03/24 22:55
274F：推 lovervv:推~~~~~~~~~~~真的是太好笑了啊~我和同學在學校看笑翻了 03/24 22:58
275F：推 dingecho:我跟我室友都笑到翻了XDDD 03/24 23:00
276F：推 bigjam:太好笑了 哈哈哈 03/24 23:06
277F：推 coolsprite:笑倒抽蓄 03/24 23:07
278F：推 Liebesleid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 23:10
279F：推 happy72732:和室友大笑中~~~ 03/24 23:11
280F：推 dongen:安心上路~ 03/24 23:13
281F：→ lines101:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 23:13
282F：推 piscs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 23:29
283F：推 spooky221: 安 心 上 路 !! XD 03/24 23:33
284F：推 voices:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDXDXDX 03/25 00:04
285F：推 rabifee:好好笑XD 03/25 00:05
286F：推 asice:真是太好笑了!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:07
287F：推 uni0305:狂笑大推 03/25 00:07
288F：推 meihsi:有笑有推XDDDDD 03/25 00:12
289F：推 wokw:哈哈!下雨的那天..我是騎車帶著鳥籠回家@@ 03/25 00:12
290F：推 louisleo:XDDDDDDD 03/25 00:15
291F：推 yuyayoung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:20
292F：推 smilenow:XDDDDDDDD太好笑了 03/25 00:22
293F：推 EMIRU720:穿過機車底盤.... 03/25 00:23
294F：推 fishforpt:笨版近日來最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:25
295F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:27
296F：推 CREERing:歐買尬 我看到第２頁就狂笑不止XD 03/25 00:29
297F：推 ioz:實在是太好笑了 03/25 00:37
298F：推 geforce2003:這篇一定要m起來阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:38
299F：推 MichelleW:我狂笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/25 00:42
300F：→ PassthebyLai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:46
301F：推 freesamael:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:54
302F：推 jatoo:太好笑了XD魚缸裡應該都是水吧~回家可以直接養魚了XD 03/25 00:53
303F：推 eprockers010:XDDDDDD 安心上路 03/25 00:56
304F：推 PFeynman:好文...笑到快死掉 03/25 01:13
305F：推 tkjoice:喔買嘎～不推不行!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 01:19
306F：推 CzKT:有笑有推。 半夜驚見愛缸人，平安回家真好。 03/25 01:21
307F：推 ix54783:魚缸版奪魂鋸XD 03/25 01:25
308F：推 markkao:媽啊，在是太好笑了 03/25 01:31
309F：推 ctling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 01:32
310F：推 of922:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 01:38
311F：推 eva0083:GA~好笑啊! 03/25 01:51
312F：推 a5863793:這篇文 讓我想到春捲龍.... 03/25 01:53
313F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 01:56
314F：推 gko131:媽阿半夜不能看笨版啦 憋笑好痛苦..........XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 02:04
315F：推 inkuang:XDDDDD 03/25 02:10
316F：推 nathon:這篇超好笑 03/25 02:41
317F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 02:48
318F：推 lenjoyn:XDDDDDDDDDDD 電影的劇情在真實世界發生= =+ 03/25 02:54
319F：推 MoodyMood:我還以為他會載著魚缸犛田 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 02:55
320F：推 sTelcontars:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 05:11
321F：推 dearwith:笑到流眼淚 受不了 03/25 08:21
322F：推 mova:好好笑 哈哈哈哈哈 03/25 08:39
323F：推 jkif:真是太好笑了 請容我轉回個人板xd 03/25 08:53
324F：推 paleblue1988:超屌~ 03/25 09:50
325F：推 stephonlin:笑的好難過，大推XDDDDDD 03/25 09:52
326F：推 sjtoday:大笑!!! :D 03/25 09:59
327F：推 ktkt0704:XD 也太好笑了吧... 03/25 10:42
328F：推 criky:被魚肛了 03/25 10:45
329F：推 popobokimo:推 太好笑了 天公伯 03/25 11:06
330F：推 orangeisoran:推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 11:07
331F：推 shinome:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 12:02
332F：推 sheepbow:XD 03/25 13:36
333F：推 easther:太好笑了..看到下雨那一段XDDDD超好笑 03/25 13:58
334F：推 id46:我笑到不行...... 強者!! 03/25 14:08
335F：推 amy35:極度好笑 03/25 14:30
336F：推 wingocean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 14:33
337F：推 tyan0615:XDDDD 老闆好壞 03/25 14:36
338F：推 oak01:XD make ur choice 03/25 14:43
339F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 14:56
340F：推 loveshih:XD 03/25 14:58
341F：推 rpfezewx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:19
342F：推 isaza:太好笑了XDDDD Live or Die XDDDD 03/25 16:43
343F：推 cocoyan:老闆：我布這個局好久了 03/25 17:51
344F：推 PAGIEK:XD 03/25 18:22
345F：推 a0033590:滿水位的魚缸很重阿！ 03/25 18:32
346F：推 ilcha99:XD 03/25 19:20
347F：推 sarabibi:超好笑的啦 03/25 19:32
348F：推 tu18195320:XD 03/25 20:39
349F：推 spykin:大家都好殘酷啊orz 03/25 20:54
350F：推 vvvwei:超好笑的啦~~~~~~XD 03/25 21:23
351F：推 wreckwang:非常好笑@@ 03/25 21:37
352F：推 showmei:厚唷...我在跟人家吵架.結果現在笑出來.氣勢都沒了! 03/25 21:46
353F：推 slc172:老闆：我布這個局好久了 03/25 22:48
354F：推 snow51:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 23:18
355F：推 rickhung32:XDD 03/25 23:57
356F：推 SaladPie:狂笑中XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:00
357F：推 kangleis:XD 03/26 00:11
358F：推 rorana:後勁超強XDXD 03/26 00:11
359F：推 JohnnyWalker:XD 03/26 01:06
360F：推 chiky:我以為結局是司馬光出來砸缸救人 ~"~ 03/26 03:58
361F：推 soul0223:Hello silentjill ! I wanna play a game 03/26 05:20
362F：推 puppet:超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 11:43
363F：推 DrBear:笑到流眼淚 03/26 11:48
364F：推 cutejenny:超好笑!!!! 做事情要想清楚.... 03/26 11:54
365F：推 fox5463:大推啦 超好笑的 03/26 12:43
366F：推 Tim8210:超白癡..... 03/26 13:01
367F：推 foreveryoung:不只是強者 是強者中的強者XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 13:14
368F：推 vclaote:終於切斷繩子...魚缸也跟著繩子落地 囧 03/26 16:28
369F：推 Ruph:啊魚缸咧?XD 03/26 16:50
370F：推 GREENM:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 17:39
371F：推 eilen19:笑翻我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 18:41
372F：推 Go55:超無言XDDDD 03/26 18:42
373F：推 slsmr:這個太好笑了......原PO文筆真好XDDDDD 03/26 19:55
374F：推 vinbaby:好想看喔~~~~我想伸圖...可以嗎? 03/26 21:13
375F：推 angelrain:不自覺得....大笑起來 XD 03/26 21:31
376F：推 hank61204:XD 03/26 22:46
377F：推 Elivanta:我大笑了XD 03/26 23:52
378F：推 otyainu:推估原PO因為29分42秒而露餡的機率...99% ?? 03/27 00:11
379F：→ otyainu: 29分40秒 03/27 00:15
380F：推 imych:我聽見 海浪的聲音 站在城市的正中央~ XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 02:03
381F：推 lovefanz:XD 03/27 03:01
382F：推 imaco:真的太好笑了!!! XD 03/27 12:45
383F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 13:21
384F：推 Terry1984:這篇笑點好強XD 03/27 15:12
385F：推 emma0207:上課不能狂笑 好辛苦唷！ 03/27 16:40
※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 03/27 21:52
386F：推 green12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:31
387F：推 garfelix:哈.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 10:32
388F：推 miyahuei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:18
389F：推 maydagreen:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 13:31
390F：推 wowhg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 21:14
391F：推 shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 22:01
392F：推 shinloving:XD 03/29 02:11
393F：→ che70587:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 21:17
394F：推 tim5090:XDDDD 03/30 22:04
395F：推 bestlisa:超好笑的這篇XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 00:21
396F：推 a750257:歡迎收看AXN~Fear Factor~ 03/31 17:11
397F：推 Claymo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 22:18
398F：推 ada731:XDDDDD 好好笑啊 太慘了 04/02 14:27
399F：推 mimiiy:海～波～浪 04/07 09:27
400F：推 echox7321:XDDDDDDD 04/07 23:07
401F：推 t1001:是大衛魔術嗎? 魚缸逃脫術XD 04/08 03:59
402F：推 miyabiiswj:後勁太強了!!!!! 我一笑再笑 看了好幾遍都還是笑!! 04/09 00:52
403F：推 micaDanube:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 13:43
404F：推 ilovecocoa:我手邊抖邊推文!!太好笑了 04/13 03:30
405F：推 buburainbow:太好笑啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 05/04 23:06
406F：推 yuhua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/29 23:49
407F：推 aowater:= =" 09/18 07:53
408F：推 millerthj:我剛剛才把魚缸運回家..XD 06/19 15:00
409F：推 chai396:2010/12/03朝聖推 12/03 16:21
411F：推 john371911:超～白癡的。 04/06 20:32