作者j0928949380 (狂)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 我只剩三十塊
時間Sat Mar 1 13:49:19 2008
話說
那時全校開開心心的畢業旅行
在回程的休息站總是會有各地名產
頓時間
店裡人山人海
有一個同學要買梅子餅
一包40
他跟老闆娘撒嬌道
“我只剩下30塊,可否便宜點”
老闆娘也爽快
“算你30便是..”
然後,我同學
從口袋裡拿了一個50元硬幣給老闆娘找...
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1F：→ yunner0526:這位同學真是強者 03/01 13:56
2F：推 hsb23:噗 03/01 14:06
3F：推 BSpowerx:這佈局...XD 03/01 14:08
4F：推 foreverfalse:這是... 殺價天才嗎? 03/01 14:08
5F：推 morgana1224:有笑有推XD 03/01 14:12
6F：推 prolion:後來怎樣= = xdd 03/01 14:13
7F：推 Cause123:哈哈 03/01 14:15
8F：推 jasonflower:XDDDDD 03/01 14:25
9F：推 SWATDuck:20塊是欠我同學錢~~ 03/01 14:29
10F：→ forevertwo:哈哈哈.........XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 14:29
11F：推 vincent5152:你同學真是個人才... 03/01 14:32
12F：推 HarryKewell:推~~~haaaaaa....老闆娘有什麼反應XD? 03/01 14:32
13F：推 benifty:老闆娘：咦？三十元啥時長得跟五十元一樣(默默收下，遞上 03/01 14:31
14F：→ benifty:梅子餅) 03/01 14:34
15F：推 MOoo2518:買回家的梅子餅 因為少十塊變成"八每子餅"了 03/01 14:34
16F：推 bypig:想看老闆娘的反應+1 03/01 14:36
17F：→ e188920:囧...現在死小孩越來越多了 03/01 14:43
18F：推 u06qup6:後續後續~~~敲碗 03/01 14:44
19F：→ differe94nt:然後咧咧咧咧咧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/01 14:51
20F：推 cuteskye:哈哈哈哈哈 03/01 14:55
21F：推 okdjacky:後面補一句找的二十拿瓶飲料.... 03/01 14:57
22F：推 hugh760918:[媽的] 白目奧客亂殺價...說只剩30拿50出來.. 03/01 14:58
23F：推 claire945:吃梅子餅ING XD～ 03/01 15:02
24F：推 luro:老闆娘os:拎娘勒 但還是不爭氣的拿20出來 03/01 15:02
25F：推 dimit0811:讓他爆~"~ 03/01 15:03
26F：推 KAKUDO:真的是強者.......XD 03/01 15:06
27F：推 cooldee:同學是闊佬 03/01 15:08
28F：推 niceallen:XDD 03/01 15:11
29F：推 r50693: [超幹]竟敢騙老娘 03/01 15:18
30F：推 bluesky626:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 15:19
31F：推 goodarthurup:超強想看後續! 03/01 15:27
32F：推 monkeywife:[超幹]說剩30還拿50出來 當老娘是傻子啊 03/01 15:32
33F：推 bluewing520:這不是未來的金光黨嗎??=.= 03/01 15:45
34F：推 GREENM:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 15:47
35F：推 w9515:推爆要後續~! 03/01 15:48
36F：推 Danielgau:好笑好笑！老闆娘有把50當30收下嗎？ 03/01 15:50
37F：推 slidshodness:超北濫！自己婊自己..還婊很大，好好笑 03/01 15:52
38F：推 chinyi2014:被M了 03/01 15:55
39F：推 xzaswq:結果老闆娘有找錢嗎 03/01 15:56
40F：推 MartyFriedma:好機...是有差十塊喔 03/01 15:58
41F：推 john112136:XDDDD 03/01 16:02
42F：推 grop:殺價天才 03/01 16:04
43F：推 anochen:[媽的] 白目奧客亂殺價...說只剩30拿50出來 03/01 16:06
44F：推 iamy3: XDDDDDDDDD 03/01 16:07
45F：→ linlin110:XDDDD 03/01 16:09
46F：推 laura78630:好好笑 XD 03/01 16:15
47F：推 azzboy:老闆娘只好露點 老闆娘:....... 03/01 16:18
48F：推 jaycruise:XD...老闆娘沒傻眼!? 03/01 16:18
49F：推 Ignor:[媽的] 白目奧客亂殺價...說只剩30拿50出來 03/01 16:18
50F：推 vikjerry:.............. 03/01 16:20
51F：→ heychu05:XDDDDDD 03/01 16:25
52F：推 justwin:太白痴暸啦 好好笑喔 03/01 16:29
53F：推 miboo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 16:31
54F：→ marxOO:他可以說二十元是欠人要還的啊 03/01 16:43
55F：→ Yie:XD 03/01 16:43
56F：推 pondaniel:XDDDDDD 03/01 16:45
57F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 16:51
58F：推 laigei:殺手XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 16:51
59F：推 wewe123:被抓到了XDDD 03/01 16:52
60F：推 oldy:這種事我也幹過 XD 03/01 17:16
61F：推 dick198923:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 17:18
62F：推 nihilair:這樣殺價也太沒誠意= = 03/01 17:24
63F：推 sim3000:要五毛 給一塊 你說奇怪不奇怪 03/01 17:31
64F：推 aassd:只能凹成20元是回家的車錢了 XDD 03/01 17:31
65F：推 herro0816:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 17:35
66F：推 chilipepper:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 17:37
67F：推 amateur748:同學：老闆娘，你有沒有看錯，找20元啊。 03/01 17:43
68F：推 gillqoo:結果咧~結果勒~結果勒結果勒~XDDDDDDD 03/01 17:49
69F：推 JoannaChang:XDDDDDDD 03/01 18:00
70F：推 Melonhaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 18:00
71F：推 ykshih:[媽的] 白目奧客亂殺價...說只剩30拿50出來 03/01 18:02
72F：推 aurthur:拿出50元給老闆找就不強了...應該拿小朋友出來找XD 03/01 18:07
73F：推 narwhale:XD 03/01 18:09
74F：推 Hoshiwa:XDDD 03/01 18:10
75F：推 hsejotim:[媽的] 白目奧客亂殺價...說只剩30拿50出來 03/01 18:11
76F：推 mountaincow:這超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 18:24
77F：推 hank61204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/01 18:25
78F：推 flyplayer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 18:28
79F：推 vanilla6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 18:40
80F：推 somebodyhier:我拿2000給店員找5塊 03/01 18:40
81F：推 JackLoupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 18:50
82F：推 aax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 18:58
83F：推 hiya:有笑有推 03/01 19:00
84F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 19:06
85F：推 junolynn:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDD 03/01 19:06
86F：推 aveda39:想知道後續啦~~~~~ 03/01 19:06
87F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 19:08
88F：→ MOoo2518: 後續就是梅子同學要拿20快去投遊覽車 03/01 19:09
89F：推 cindy0227:xDDDD好好笑喔~!老闆娘臉上一定三條線@@!!! 03/01 19:15
90F：推 goofygoober:好白爛XD 03/01 19:21
91F：推 dorungan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 19:24
92F：推 phantom03:結果勒結果勒~~~ 03/01 19:34
93F：推 kind9405:我笑了 03/01 19:34
94F：推 showtow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 19:36
95F：推 skyprograms:可以參加十大奧客... 03/01 19:36
96F：推 wch6858:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 19:37
※ issacs:轉錄至看板 NTUE_Nse98 03/01 19:40
97F：推 cyberrush:接著要當著老闆娘的面去旁邊玩兩次投籃機吧 03/01 19:42
98F：推 naomisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 19:51
99F：推 mamiesea:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 19:53
100F：推 loadjovi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 20:04
101F：推 kiezdi:最高境界 03/01 20:11
102F：推 ani0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 20:27
103F：→ micaDanube:我也想知道後續XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 20:27
104F：推 promising:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 20:38
105F：推 yaosh:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 20:38
106F：推 odeletteshou:好壞.... 03/01 20:41
107F：推 paparotti:XD 03/01 21:00
108F：推 lamber:太厲害了XDDD 03/01 21:04
109F：推 OGKaskHim:太機車了拉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 21:14
110F：推 roys606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 21:17
111F：→ tyan0615:我也想知道後續.....XDDD 03/01 21:22
112F：推 myqoolove:老闆娘把餅乾打開 拿了三十元的份給他... 03/01 21:23
113F：推 scute1984:然後呢? 03/01 21:29
114F：推 mayloveonly:後勁好強XDDDDD 03/01 21:29
115F：→ cashko:我也有過這種經驗XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 21:33
116F：推 peggy4777:聰明反被聰明誤…… 03/01 21:35
117F：推 shirleyni:老闆娘說:啊~我抽屜只剩10元了! 03/01 21:35
118F：推 nemiko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 21:43
119F：推 band0912:“算你30便是..”??? <====這啥意思 03/01 21:46
120F：推 ichigo1213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 21:48
121F：推 lclr0315:爆~! 03/01 21:50
122F：推 smilenow:爆~ 03/01 21:50
123F：推 lanretee:XDDDDDDD~你同學會不會是不小心的阿 03/01 21:50
124F：→ orznge:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 22:21
125F：→ larle:請見第1685篇 03/01 22:26
126F：推 robert31039:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~ 03/01 22:33
127F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 22:40
128F：推 Jackwin:靠!!好有後勁!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/01 22:59
129F：推 huei7513:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 結果咧~結果咧~結果咧~結果咧~ 03/01 23:20
130F：推 mutom:這我好像幹過...說只有500結果拿1000出來給他找.....囧rz 03/01 23:31
131F：推 peizy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/02 00:03
132F：推 Leaf789:XDDD 03/02 00:10
133F：推 gamelife:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/02 00:26
134F：推 akarirock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/02 00:29
135F：推 justthere:老闆娘:喔喔~所以不用找囉!!!!(收下) 03/02 00:33
136F：→ ysongru:XDDDDDDD 03/02 00:39
137F：推 a32122:XDDD~~~~XDDDD~~~~XDD 03/02 00:46
138F：推 doublez:挖個洞讓自己跳..你同學真天...XD 03/02 00:47
139F：推 r70308:我也想知道後續XDDDDDDDDD太強了 03/02 01:04
140F：→ streamer09:二十元是要坐公車的.... 03/02 01:19
141F：推 s245687:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/02 01:31
142F：推 h780728:笑...死我了lol 03/02 02:31
143F：推 PIGTrue:...XXDDDD 03/02 02:34
144F：推 s112353211:XDDDDDD 強者!!!!!!! 03/02 02:44
145F：推 skysleeper:幹 超好笑.. 03/02 02:45
146F：→ wu41289:這孩子有無比的殺價潛能 03/02 02:58
147F：推 SuperTaco:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/02 10:31
148F：推 wowhg:XDDDDDDDDD 03/02 12:01
149F：推 alentek: 好賤喔 03/02 12:23
150F：→ joycehsi:真是太不專業了 好歹也要自己先偷偷換好零錢...XD 03/02 13:05
151F：推 roger0918:太強了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/02 13:48
152F：推 jaecolin:有笑有推XDDDDDD 03/02 16:27
153F：推 PassthebyLai:重點是....老闆娘有找錢嗎= =? 03/02 17:39
154F：→ Dinya:我以為會拿出100紙鈔... 03/02 17:55
155F：推 princessmake:XD 03/02 18:06
156F：推 Evesdevil:要五毛 給一塊 你說奇怪不奇怪 03/02 19:28
157F：→ FireHell:XD 03/03 00:04
158F：→ sheep0811:@.@ 03/03 02:15
159F：推 shinloving:XD 03/03 03:43
160F：推 asami:XD 03/03 04:01
161F：推 qlz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/03 04:22
162F：推 sakichiyan:.................................... 03/03 12:36
163F：推 KING6288:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/03 12:41
164F：推 Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/03 13:21
165F：推 icyedge:幸好本錢只有5元 我還賺25 03/03 17:44
166F：推 redanimal:XDDDDDDDDD 03/04 01:07
167F：推 modog777:[老闆娘超幹]...這小妹偷用我30年前那一招 03/04 21:43
168F：→ ilovelucy:這招高!學起來! 03/05 01:42
169F：推 sweetbabu:老闆娘: 啊 糟糕 我也只剩八塊梅子餅了 就從十塊裡取出 03/05 11:19
170F：→ sweetbabu:兩塊... 03/05 11:20
171F：→ sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDD 這同學大有前途啊 03/06 00:27
172F：推 ym78305:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 04:11
173F：推 Kalashnikov:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 11:04
174F：推 fromwilda:XDDD 03/06 16:41
175F：→ waterflow:.......= = 騙人 06/30 19:26
176F：推 ifiru9u9:XD 08/26 18:40