作者cooljoe24 (joe)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 百分之兩百是女兒
時間Sun Oct 28 15:08:22 2007
最近以前的一個學長在結婚以後
終於要有小寶寶了...
他一直很迷信..時常會相信星座風水塔羅牌那種有的沒的...
還一直說現在的老婆就是靠這些把命盤變好的東西追來的 -.-;
如果說家裡風水關於家具擺設房屋位置有的沒的就算了..
他老兄還買了一堆：例如水晶球這種誇張的東西買在床頭櫃..
連手機都是求工作順利的籤...
後來在他老婆檢查前他跑去算命...自從他跑去算命以後
每次就跟大家說：跟你們說那個師傅超準的..我老婆還沒去檢查
但是師傅說百分之兩百一定是女生!!!!!!!
後來他老婆去檢查以後
肚子裡是女生的雙胞胎
我想學長剛聽到的表情應該是：
囧~
不過就祝他錢賺多一點當個有錢的老爸吧╮(╯▽╰)/
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1F：推 sorwise:好準!! 10/28 15:11
2F：推 yongguo:真準...200%=100% x2 XD 10/28 15:11
3F：推 wtobypauline:介紹一下那位老師 10/28 15:11
4F：推 Mafty:XD 10/28 15:11
5F：推 hsanchin:是不是他在製造過程多推進了一下? 10/28 15:10
6F：推 changtai:超準.... 10/28 15:12
7F：推 judges:有沒有那麼準啊XD 10/28 15:25
8F：推 y85208520:還好算命師沒說是百分之五十....生出來會變啥啊 10/28 15:27
9F：推 stoub:XD 10/28 15:30
10F：推 Hans14:連體嬰@o@ 10/28 15:33
11F：推 scnn:XD 10/28 15:35
12F：推 NUKnigel:XD 10/28 15:36
13F：推 ltmqw:準斃了…XD 10/28 15:40
14F：推 mikechan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 15:43
15F：推 trueamour:推 XDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 15:44
16F：推 burncloud:百分之五十女生+剩下百分之五十......等於? 10/28 15:44
17F：→ wtobypauline:79 ??? 10/28 15:47
18F：推 RISE:超準!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 15:47
19F：推 sharonyu:超準的 老師介紹一下 10/28 15:48
20F：推 shortid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 15:48
21F：推 proletariat:真神XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 15:53
22F：推 slpsnine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超強XD 10/28 15:58
23F：推 FoxFKing:神準呀 10/28 15:59
24F：推 habodaha:太厲害了!!! 10/28 16:00
25F：推 gorden00:ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 10/28 16:02
26F：推 elysedino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好厲害 10/28 16:09
27F：推 k15464:太準了吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/28 16:11
28F：推 senyek9527:可以預約嗎XD 10/28 16:12
29F：推 crows:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到掉下巴 XDDDD 10/28 16:13
30F：推 cjdcjdc:會不會是笨版數學大師？ 10/28 16:13
31F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 16:14
32F：推 hidemei:超準 XD 10/28 16:16
33F：推 yanshiang:XDDDD 200% 10/28 16:19
34F：推 meisterhaft:太準了XDDD 10/28 16:20
35F：推 abckk:XDDDDDDDDD 萬一師父說250%是女生怎麼辦 10/28 16:22
36F：→ abububu:超酷的拉XDDD 10/28 16:25
37F：推 tinyrain:太準了 XDDDD 10/28 16:27
38F：推 Jube:好準啊.... 10/28 16:30
39F：推 leoandgrace:好帥的預言@@ 10/28 16:33
40F：推 riku138530:準翻天了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 16:42
41F：推 gopeterhome:太強了 到底是哪個老濕阿 10/28 16:42
42F：推 timke:取名為小鏡跟小司吧 10/28 16:43
43F：推 HareGun:有準有準.. 10/28 16:44
44F：推 miaooooooooo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 16:46
45F：推 dorisfish:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 10/28 16:50
46F：推 charl:認真一下...50%是女生 那另外50%不就是男生嗎？@@" 10/28 16:51
47F：推 aliensbo:那個老師呀...他呀...退休囉~ 10/28 16:52
48F：推 noskid:超準的xd 10/28 16:54
49F：推 freemoses:是誰這麼厲害? 10/28 16:54
50F：推 Vexed:神 10/28 16:57
51F：推 RainInNight:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 17:04
52F：推 kaoriwu:XD...推50%女生...專業!! 10/28 17:12
53F：推 jonrsx:這個老師傅應該退休了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 17:14
54F：推 chiya666:太準了啦哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDD恭喜他哩 10/28 17:16
55F：推 noviage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 17:28
56F：推 veralirs:帥！我要電話~~ 10/28 17:30
57F：推 libramai:偷偷推取名為小鏡跟小司XD 10/28 17:31
58F：→ chyl:請問這篇是哪裡笨了 @@ 10/28 17:42
59F：→ akane0802:雖然沒笨點但是推一下神準的老師XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 17:49
60F：推 g031541:好準XD 10/28 17:53
61F：推 kendawx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 17:55
62F：推 e2167471:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 18:02
63F：推 jefferysu:50%...我論~這胎不是女的就是男的~ 10/28 18:04
64F：→ pienso:百分之五十就不用算了...翻桌好了...XD 10/28 18:22
65F：推 sesattle:算命師真準...請問原PO可以把朋友的算命師介紹給我認識嗎 10/28 18:26
66F：推 morphling:超準，有笑有推XD 10/28 18:33
67F：→ clairenow:這超聰明的阿 不是笨點耶XD 10/28 18:34
68F：推 samcool:好準阿XDDD 10/28 18:37
69F：推 banlin:好準阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 18:38
70F：推 CinDyerin:電話電話電話電話呢~~~~ 10/28 18:40
71F：推 nnn3:XDDDDDDDDD好準!! 10/28 18:46
72F：推 SuperED:推爆她XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 18:52
73F：推 wearedog2001:200% XDDD 10/28 18:54
74F：推 rob666:XDD 10/28 18:55
75F：推 A791027A:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD準暴! 10/28 18:55
76F：推 Victoria:超準XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 18:57
77F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 18:58
78F：推 leejinyu:呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵 10/28 18:58
79F：推 enutn:師傅說百分之兩百一定是女生!!!!!!! 10/28 19:01
80F：推 ice771118:完全不笨阿XDDD 10/28 19:13
81F：推 carter19tw:XDDDD 10/28 19:15
82F：推 deardidier:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 19:16
83F：推 monfish:超準XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 19:28
84F：→ g031541:借轉就可XD 10/28 19:32
※ g031541:轉錄至看板 joke 10/28 19:33
85F：推 hung1412:其實那個師傅就是那個檢查的醫生 醫生:佈這個佈好久了.. 10/28 19:36
86F：推 fumizuki:100%*2=200% 似乎不是唯一解 10/28 19:58
87F：推 loveluthien:有人幸運星看多了...不過小鏡跟小司真的不錯 10/28 20:02
88F：推 Kamelie:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 20:06
89F：推 nuvita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 20:06
90F：推 smilenow:真可愛，我也要去算一下 10/28 20:09
91F：推 misae:超準的!! 百分之兩百XDD 10/28 20:10
92F：推 ffmuteki9:推神準老師XDDDDDD 10/28 20:13
93F：推 terryshyu:準到嚇死人 10/28 20:19
94F：推 nicerice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 20:20
95F：推 mariandtmac:叫詩音跟魅音也不錯... 10/28 20:26
96F：推 lucifier:樓上(抖抖 10/28 20:29
97F：推 downanddown:樓樓上 那個太 ....抖抖~~~ 10/28 20:30
98F：推 gundams:唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧唧 嘘だ 10/28 21:04
99F：推 mochiQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 21:09
100F：噓 motolla:好爛哦～～是笑話嗎？？？ 10/28 21:19
101F：推 barry1027gg:補血! 10/28 21:21
102F：推 irotasi:妙 10/28 21:33
103F：推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 21:34
104F：推 keirey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 21:37
105F：推 jennyma:百分之二百= =..太可怕 10/28 21:40
106F：推 seaspell:XDDDDDDDD 10/28 21:41
107F：推 hhej:挖勒 實在是太準了...神算耶 200％... 10/28 21:45
108F：推 JACKGUNDAM:=======以下開放當女嬰的乾兄,只錄取兩名============= 10/28 21:44
109F：推 coldshawn:GJ!!! 10/28 21:47
110F：推 joycewanga:XD 10/28 21:52
111F：推 zenki324:太準了XD 10/28 21:57
112F：→ starcactus:這 XD 10/28 22:03
113F：推 adadk:XD 10/28 22:05
114F：推 milktea1107:XD 10/28 22:06
115F：推 Touki:推詩音和魅音XDDD 10/28 22:10
116F：推 ghost55555:200% 10/28 22:13
117F：推 polizei:XD 10/28 22:19
118F：推 adadk:XD 10/28 22:21
119F：推 miboo:99 10/28 22:25
120F：→ miboo:100~~~ 10/28 22:26
121F：推 argentine:爆 10/28 22:26
122F：推 nicklee0921:爆 10/28 22:26
123F：推 rainight2:爆 10/28 22:27
124F：噓 bryanstone:笨點是鄉民把生女兒的機率當成生女兒的數量‥ 10/28 22:45
125F：推 shadowmoon:XD 10/28 23:01
126F：推 APUU:噓的人真沒意思 這是雙關語好嗎 = = 10/28 23:01
127F：推 daimoniii:s大來笨版一定很痛苦 10/28 23:03
128F：→ Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/28 23:03
129F：推 lightening:會讀書也要懂幽默阿 XD 10/28 23:26
130F：推 kimuranene:幫補~ ^^ 10/28 23:31
131F：推 littletow:補~~~~血XD 10/28 23:33
132F：推 HLS0801:%36是女生 %45是男生 那生男生+生女生的機率是.....?? 10/28 23:35
133F：推 tokyobaby:XDDDDD 好玩~ 10/28 23:48
134F：推 gfneo:是那位師父,一定要介紹一下 10/28 23:52
135F：推 qoojerry:那請問一下百分之兩百你用機率解釋一下 10/28 23:53
136F：→ Yie:XD 10/28 23:55
137F：推 aacs0130:太準了吧! 10/28 23:55
138F：推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDDD 10/29 00:13
139F：推 shinloving:酷耶! 10/29 00:21
140F：推 alisonlaw:太準也是ㄧ個困擾... 10/29 00:42
141F：推 just16:XDDDDDDDD 10/29 01:14
142F：推 qwqw46:好準XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 01:17
143F：→ qwqw46:再推詩音和魅音 10/29 01:18
144F：推 asami:超準耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 01:51
145F：推 salance:喔喔喔 好準喔~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 03:19
146F：推 dongone:50%女生......利精 10/29 05:04
147F：→ Ice9:笨點是在「現在的老婆」吧！ 10/29 06:29
148F：推 Johnny2006:XD 10/29 08:55
149F：推 cuteship:超準 10/29 09:30
150F：推 ehrlich:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 09:48
151F：推 bc0960:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 11:21
152F：推 jbsc:準 10/29 11:42
153F：→ richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 13:00
154F：推 lkk88:算命師強.............. 10/29 13:18
155F：→ cilica:好準的大師，介紹一下吧 10/29 16:01
156F：推 PPMXIII:算命師如果說50% 那我也會算= = 10/29 17:01
157F：推 z3728:好準，有神快拜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD師傅介紹一下 10/29 17:52
※ szczerbiak:轉錄至某隱形看板 10/29 20:25
158F：推 whatangel:大推詩音和魅音 10/29 20:38
159F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD準 10/29 20:41
160F：推 Ruph:好一個百分之兩百。XD 10/29 22:36
161F：→ lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/29 22:43
162F：推 kameng:噓的人..... 10/29 22:53
163F：推 maldini3:50%是亂馬嗎?XD 10/30 00:42
164F：推 spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 03:02
165F：推 horngjane528:推詩音和魅音XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 18:49
166F：→ Raist:超準! 老師姓啥名誰, 電話多少??? 11/02 00:10
167F：推 candycat919:痾....不會把命越算越薄嗎？？ 11/02 19:22
168F：推 fromwilda:XDD 11/03 11:57
169F：推 beautyev:生雙胞胎真的很辛苦 11/03 19:39
170F：→ ji52081:那也太準了吧一口一 11/04 19:09
※ earl001:轉錄至看板 NTPU-ACCM94 11/07 16:56