作者swingariel (我愛強尼戴普)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 對不起!(我實在是太低級了)
時間Thu Oct 11 00:13:48 2007
今天晚上家裡只有我跟弟弟在
後來
我去洗澡了
洗完澡之後
就到房間裡面換衣服
在房間裡我聽到外面有人走進去廁所
然後尿尿的聲音
換完衣服出來
我順口對著廁所說
"小雞雞 在尿尿喔?"
我弟不理我
然後我正要從走廊走出去客廳的時候
發現
我弟在他房間裡!!!!!!!!
是誰
是誰在廁所
然後我爸出來了..
"妳剛剛是在跟我講話嗎?"
"爸!對不起!"
"妳身為一個姐姐怎麼可以講出這麼低級的話?"
爸!對不起!
真的對不起!
我弟在房間快笑死了
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1F：推 wilsmart:我笑了 10/11 00:14
2F：→ lenforeede:哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/11 00:14
3F：推 yungyui: 我笑了 10/11 00:14
4F：推 nathananson:XDDDD 10/11 00:14
5F：推 jason0921:你戳中了你爸的.... 10/11 00:15
6F：推 kyoyu1029:沒看過大蛇阿?鄉下女孩! 10/11 00:14
7F：→ wilsmart:不過 真的挺低級的耶 10/11 00:15
8F：推 Erahhcram:XD 玩了玩了...要笑死了...哈哈哈哈哈... 10/11 00:15
9F：推 alanlin2177:沒有這小雞雞努力就不會有你了!! 10/11 00:15
10F：→ Erahhcram:XD 完了完了...要笑死了...哈哈哈哈哈... 10/11 00:16
11F：推 blacksheep:哈哈 10/11 00:16
12F：推 RISE:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:17
13F：推 lighttodie:下一個就是我嗎?? XDDDDDD 10/11 00:17
14F：推 azumanga1234:碰到逆麟了了QQ 10/11 00:17
15F：推 abccbaandy: 沒有這小雞雞努力就不會有你了!! 10/11 00:17
16F：推 yungyui: 沒有這小雞雞努力就不會有你了!! 10/11 00:18
17F：推 dinsstan: 老媽：早就練就一身老雞雞，等級可高的~你都不知道 10/11 00:18
18F：推 n19860423:XDD.... 10/11 00:19
19F：推 darem177:哈哈哈哈~XDDDDD 10/11 00:20
20F：推 DNANCHOR:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:20
21F：推 hsanchin:淫水要思源阿...現在年輕人真是.... 10/11 00:20
22F：推 katpdec: 爸:(靠，害我搓到亂噴) 10/11 00:20
23F：推 pk90290:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:22
24F：推 knightyuan:妳身為一個姐姐怎麼可以講出這麼低級的話! 10/11 00:23
25F：推 AstrayKnight:原PO好正 10/11 00:23
26F：推 changtai:XD GJ 10/11 00:23
27F：推 HHBBHHB:XDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:23
28F：推 mut:我笑了~~讓我想到一個應該有名的故事~~就是有個女生跟家裡人開 10/11 00:22
29F：→ mut:訊~~忘記關了~~正在跟男友"甜蜜"時~~都被看光光了~~之後就結婚 10/11 00:23
30F：推 jjjamie:笑死我XD 10/11 00:24
31F：→ mut:了~~太猛啦~~元PO太搞笑!! 10/11 00:24
32F：推 littlepp205:你得到它 10/11 00:25
33F：推 Hans14:XDDDDD 意外地好笑 10/11 00:27
34F：→ mpk:大蛇丸還活著 10/11 00:29
35F：推 MoreDoDo:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:31
36F：推 PanChen:XDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:31
37F：推 firstkiki:戳到笑點了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:33
38F：推 yuri1210:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:34
39F：推 kodakt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:35
40F：推 clovis666:小婊子 妳好低級 >////< 10/11 00:35
41F：推 wolve:身為姐姐這樣子很不乖 交給老衲好好調教調教 10/11 00:35
42F：推 salacolor:太白痴了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:35
43F：推 hoyumi:請記得:吃水果 拜樹頭(原PO知道自己要拜什麼吧~) 10/11 00:35
44F：推 vivirain:笑死我了啦!!!!! 10/11 00:38
45F：推 enutn:大蛇丸還活著...妳爸爸的下半身已經大蛇丸化了 10/11 00:38
46F：→ JoeyChen:今天小婊子才在恨板抱怨雙十日沒約會..XD 10/11 00:39
47F：推 ivnscity:XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:41
48F：推 Dasboy:mut說的那個是經典阿!!超暴笑! 10/11 00:41
49F：推 airrifle22:真的好好笑喔XDDDDDDD 10/11 00:42
50F：推 gzgz:XDDDD 10/11 00:43
51F：推 dai23:原po是正妹!! 10/11 00:43
52F：→ tommy7594:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:45
53F：推 tinkaity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:46
54F：推 sundayslin:爸說:靠~小雖小~你媽媽還不是用的很開心~生了2個勒 10/11 00:46
55F：推 GarnettKing:雞是老的辣XD 10/11 00:46
56F：推 apiod:XDDDDD 10/11 00:47
57F：→ Hans14:松島.. 10/11 00:49
58F：推 freesonya:哈哈哈!其實是老雞雞不是小雞雞 10/11 00:50
59F：推 saiboy211:雞雞～雞雞～雞雞在哪裡？~~~~ 10/11 00:50
60F：推 jbjj:我可以伸圖嗎 = =a 10/11 00:50
61F：推 poiu1234:XDDD 推文真是 10/11 00:51
62F：推 patty78118:哈哈 老雞雞 10/11 00:53
63F：→ poiu1234:恩 原po有閃光 講話又很表 ^^ 10/11 00:53
64F：推 wml92155:XDDDDDD 10/11 00:54
65F：推 pienso:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 00:56
66F：推 a70103:爸OS:鄙視我 10/11 00:59
67F：推 burj:XDDDDDDD 10/11 01:00
68F：推 roger0918:有夠蠢的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 01:01
69F：推 justnanjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我有過類似經驗 10/11 01:01
70F：推 CestLaV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 01:03
71F：推 hsgreent:XDDDDDD 10/11 01:05
72F：推 nvbear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 01:06
73F：推 mgkmrmgi:超好笑的 很囧耶 10/11 01:07
74F：推 f89839657:酷斃了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 01:07
75F：推 huabandd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 01:08
76F：推 gfneo:可以上版標了 10/11 01:11
77F：推 crazysniper:哈哈哈哈 狂笑不止 10/11 01:12
78F：推 cainwawa:超好笑!!!! 10/11 01:13
79F：推 greenpig:小雞 10/11 01:14
80F：→ samcool:幹 我中招了XDDDD 10/11 01:14
81F：推 lalune:老火雞吧~ 10/11 01:14
82F：推 wow6:原po爸爸好正經喔~~ 10/11 01:14
83F：推 silova629:爸爸:我不是小雞雞，是大雞雞！！ 10/11 01:16
84F：推 samcool: 爸爸:我不是小雞雞，是肯德雞！！ 10/11 01:18
85F：推 newcoda:XD 10/11 01:18
86F：→ JoeyChen:我要對原po懺悔.認錯人是很不禮貌的事.而且還亂扣頂帽子 10/11 01:16
87F：→ JoeyChen:原po是正妹XD 10/11 01:19
88F：推 a70103:原PO很正 10/11 01:22
89F：推 no1no1leo:《目前動態》中一顆水球 10/11 01:31
90F：推 forevertwo:原PO好正阿~~~推一個@@" 10/11 01:34
91F：推 westsky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 01:37
92F：推 jane050177:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 01:37
93F：推 dacapo:lollllll 10/11 01:40
94F：推 dacapo:有圖嗎...在哪裡? 10/11 01:43
95F：推 dacapo:找到了 前幾篇有@@ 再推一個 10/11 01:47
96F：推 RedGel:老爸: 我的可是大蛇 豈容妳噓它"小GG"? 10/11 01:53
97F：推 BULOVA:原po是正妹 10/11 02:12
98F：推 Kimnara:老爸：喝!!無知 竟小看老納的金鋼杵 10/11 02:17
99F：推 angussoca:真是太好笑啦XD 10/11 02:22
100F：推 wawamimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:24
101F：推 mmmaaannn:有笑有推...XDDD 10/11 02:25
102F：推 file70042:妳身為一個姐姐怎麼可以講出這麼低級的話! XD 10/11 02:37
103F：推 xxxzero:屎千這篇沒有.... 10/11 02:53
104F：推 yesiamegg:酷炫猛!!~推 10/11 02:57
105F：推 l210992:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 03:17
106F：推 dacapo:屎千 香腸 小gg.. 10/11 03:23
107F：推 jennysep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 03:32
108F：推 RAWISJERICHO:原PO爸:<驚>連女兒都知道我是小GG 10/11 03:52
109F：→ brianson:[大驚] 我女兒知道我是小雞雞 @@" 10/11 03:55
110F：→ xxxzero:我論原po成為新吉祥物的可能性 10/11 04:18
111F：→ dora3000new:笑翻了XDDD 10/11 05:11
112F：推 dora3000new:原PO很正耶~ 講話風格好像一直就很直接XDDDD 10/11 05:20
113F：→ vikjerry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 06:58
114F：推 echolee:XD 10/11 06:59
115F：推 aeifkz:好笑~~~推一下~~~ 10/11 07:04
116F：推 kevin926:什麼小雞雞，妳是用過膩?? 10/11 07:40
117F：推 aquariusx: 10/11 07:48
118F：推 mjnaoki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 09:07
119F：推 fukobe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 09:22
120F：推 anson81:小雞姐是正妹! 10/11 09:22
121F：推 twooone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 09:28
122F：推 goodman7434:哈哈哈！ 10/11 09:33
123F：推 hulk1:哈囉屎千~ 10/11 09:34
124F：推 HOLLYQOO:父:沒有小雞雞,怎麼會有妳!(哭著跑向夕陽) 10/11 09:45
125F：推 hahahaman:哈 哈哈哈哈 10/11 09:47
126F：推 lovemarch:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 09:49
127F：→ lovemarch:爆! 10/11 09:49
128F：→ aileenonline:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 09:48
129F：推 sheu1005:給他爆! 10/11 09:49
130F：推 tassder777:爆! 10/11 09:51
131F：推 pentala:哈囉屎千~ 10/11 09:53
132F：推 swingariel:kevin926你講那什麼話 欠扁嗎 10/11 10:33
133F：→ anochen:樓上原po發火了..... XDDDDDD 10/11 10:39
134F：推 DuRaNcE:原po好酷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 10:41
135F：推 hijenou:XD 10/11 10:50
136F：推 ShadowIVII: 哈囉屎千~ 10/11 10:50
137F：→ raik:原PO的小弟弟已經長大了阿 (筆記ing~) 10/11 10:52
138F：推 fudou:上課看到這篇‥要忍住不大笑，真的好難 10/11 10:59
139F：推 SuperMP3:原PO爸：按！女兒看過比我大的？淚奔～ 10/11 11:00
140F：推 shuntpooh:身為一個姐姐怎麼可以講出這麼低級的話? 你爸很嚴肅XD 10/11 11:14
141F：推 okim:沒有小雞雞會有你嗎?XD 10/11 11:41
142F：推 Allenshady:就讓我來教訓你吧 10/11 11:45
143F：推 mihm:這個好笑 10/11 12:10
144F：→ sasertan:XDD 10/11 12:10
145F：推 feather585:XDD 10/11 12:24
146F：推 ingrid6565:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 12:57
147F：推 dd125:哈囉屎千~ XXXD 10/11 12:58
148F：推 happiness23:哈哈 還好原坡老爸沒有回答說 是老雞雞啦 XDDDD 10/11 13:04
149F：推 ehrlich:XDDDDDD 10/11 13:12
150F：推 food0607:爸：槓！小雞都不小雞了，我已經是老鳥 (怒) 10/11 13:35
151F：→ Angelopoulos:長得像松島楓 10/11 13:36
152F：推 seadf2003:有笑有推XD 10/11 13:42
153F：→ lovelyh126:原po中肯 10/11 14:15
154F：推 ynot0209:哈囉屎千 10/11 14:29
155F：推 MissWang:XDDDDDD 10/11 14:48
156F：推 ijtm:哈囉屎千 10/11 15:14
157F：推 lmdpapala:哈哈哈哈 不爭氣的笑開了~~~ 推~!! 10/11 15:43
158F：推 cactus22:哈囉屎千 10/11 16:13
159F：推 WAXIANG:好笑到了...XD 10/11 16:25
160F：推 Xtreme721:你弟佈的局 ....XDDD 10/11 16:49
161F：推 pmai9105:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 18:40
162F：推 lucky1218:你爸在生氣秘密被你發現 (誤) 10/11 18:44
163F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 19:19
164F：推 HOTONY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 19:41
165F：→ k33536:不好笑... 10/11 19:56
166F：推 cherrylag:哈囉屎千 10/11 20:07
167F：推 wp761102:[超幹] 被自己的女兒說小雞雞 10/11 20:34
168F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 21:10
169F：推 deadboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 21:18
170F：推 ILoveMeYA:XDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDD 10/11 21:35
171F：推 ancientmoon:原PO正翻 ... 10/11 21:43
172F：→ ancientmoon:戳中痛處 .....囧 10/11 21:43
173F：推 ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 21:45
174F：推 geniusdaisy:噗～這個好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 21:59
175F：推 BornFish:哈囉屎千 把拔的是大雞雞 10/11 22:00
176F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDD 10/11 22:29
177F：→ bc0960:XD 10/11 22:29
178F：推 siriusu:哈囉屎千大正妹 ~ XD 10/11 23:00
179F：推 xp1224n:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 23:03
180F：推 monicalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 23:13
181F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 23:13
182F：推 gohf:哈哈哈 好好笑喔! 10/11 23:13
183F：推 sunlegend:哈囉屎千~ 10/11 23:26
184F：推 howhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 00:27
185F：推 horace0422:大蛇丸都不大蛇丸了 10/12 00:54
186F：推 haluko751219:哈囉屎千~~(就很想推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD) 10/12 01:39
187F：推 kogade:原來女兒知道爸爸小雞雞 10/12 02:01
188F：推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDD 10/12 02:49
189F：推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 19:27
190F：推 mayu00:XD 10/12 21:21
191F：噓 superrs:你爸罵你是因為你說錯了!!因該說老雞雞在尿尿喔!XDDDDDD 10/12 21:38
192F：推 hyde1730:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 08:48
193F：→ jojo524:哈哈哈~好好笑XDDD 10/13 16:12
194F：推 magicjoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 17:10
195F：推 xyf:原PO PTT有強尼戴普版啊~^^~ (趁亂打廣告) 10/15 16:38
196F：推 monsco:妳爸"對..小雞雞在尿尿>"<"...這樣才可怕!! 10/15 17:24
197F：推 chen20:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 21:08
198F：推 joyce426:[大驚] 我女兒知道我是小雞雞 @@" 10/24 19:29
199F：→ deepbluedj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/23 02:28
200F：→ future534:... 07/01 00:15
201F：→ ERQQ: 奚隹! 奚隹! 11/26 08:03
202F：推 john371911:超白癡的～ 11/19 11:39