作者yawns (yawns)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 我是飄飄?
時間Thu Aug 23 03:26:03 2007
晚上因為下雨所以搭了小黃回家
回家途中
前方有個阿婆伸手攔車
車上有人司機自然沒停
沒多久(同一路口)
停紅綠燈時
阿婆又來敲車窗
司機不耐煩又揮揮手(表示車內有人)
之後阿婆敲更大力了
說：嘸人為什摸不載?
司機用超大分貝說：後面坐一個人你沒看到嗎(用台語說)
阿婆就看了我一眼
一臉驚恐說：歹勢
沒多久司機就說：
小姐妳是人吧????
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1F：推 Kahatriyas:抖 08/23 03:29
2F：推 elbert:原PO你是人吧XD? 08/23 03:29
3F：推 paapoo:XDDDDDDD 08/23 03:34
4F：→ victor113014:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 03:42
5F：推 hekiru:到了叫我 08/23 03:43
6F：推 ruse:想必司機看到阿婆的行徑，也會懷疑自己載得對不對... 08/23 03:47
7F：推 sasolala:抖 難道是不能說的秘密!! 08/23 03:50
8F：推 erikolike:司機:我懷疑很久了... 08/23 04:01
9F：推 charlie99999:這好笑XD，我推 08/23 04:05
10F：推 cutedimple:撲 大笑 08/23 04:12
11F：推 jzn:回答「曾經是....」妳計程車錢就省下來了 08/23 04:18
12F：推 vulcanyouo:我生前很愛吃蘋果....科科.. 08/23 04:22
13F：推 donwamy:那阿婆是想嚇死司機阿XD 08/23 04:39
14F：推 eeeS:所以阿婆是人嗎?(驚) 08/23 04:41
15F：推 OAOAZ:原PO：司機麻煩快點，我趕著去坐水燈... 08/23 04:56
16F：推 k8543:計程車費省了..下車給張冥紙就行了.. 08/23 05:07
17F：推 eggimage:司機:"我生前也是開計程車的..." 08/23 05:12
18F：推 g031541:XD這好笑XD 08/23 05:35
19F：推 allenleeee:司機：馬的，這是第44個了... 08/23 05:54
20F：推 march1:XDDDD 08/23 06:46
21F：推 show38:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 06:49
22F：推 Erahhcram:應該及時回司機:沒有啊 我們兩個人啊... 司機:(抖) 08/23 06:54
23F：推 arra:超好笑XD 08/23 07:04
24F：推 jprghost:原PO：只有你看得到我 接下來自己看著辦 08/23 07:30
25F：推 awu0204:超好笑啦～ 哈哈！！ 我要原PO飄飄圖~~~ 08/23 07:55
26F：推 sakura90411:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 08:10
27F：推 Erahhcram:司機(抖完):其實我也不是人... (消失) 08/23 08:12
28F：推 victory01:XDDDDDDD 08/23 08:23
29F：推 wlcard:XD 好好笑 08/23 08:28
30F：推 Erahhcram:原PO就驚醒 身處在荒野 一看手錶... 04'44"44 08/23 08:28
31F：推 Leaves1014:原PO：我是啊，不過你副駕駛座上的我就不清楚了... 08/23 08:33
32F：推 azcc:揪境~阿婆看到的到底是誰?! 08/23 08:34
33F：推 che70587:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 08:40
34F：推 Repugnant:你是問我還是問我隔壁的= =? 08/23 08:40
35F：推 cjdcjdc: 但我生下小孩後就不喜歡吃啦XD 08/23 08:46
36F：推 myth7021:其實阿婆是阿飄!!!!(大驚) 08/23 09:08
37F：推 Erahhcram:究竟司機一人看見了些甚麼!? 車上到到底有沒有人!? To b 08/23 09:10
38F：推 ErosCupid:噗 我要伸原po飄飄圖 XD 08/23 09:14
39F：推 dogboss:抖科抖科抖科抖科抖科抖科抖科抖科抖科抖科抖科抖科抖科 08/23 09:19
40F：推 JWGL21981:我笑了 08/23 09:23
41F：推 ichbinilka:小姐，妳是人吧!?....... 08/23 09:28
42F：推 agreenorange:有笑有推XD 08/23 09:43
43F：推 ltmqw:我得意的飄 我得意的飄 08/23 09:56
44F：推 smmoon:樓上 XDDD 08/23 09:58
45F：推 slex:XDDDD 有驚恐到XDDDDDDD 08/23 10:19
46F：→ nanako510:有笑有推XD 08/23 10:33
47F：推 cartoongirl:司機跟阿婆都是阿飄 計程車是靈車? 08/23 10:38
48F：推 dit7721:原來阿飄也上ptt 08/23 10:42
49F：推 Shyhpyng:哈哈, 小姐你是人吧!!!(司機害怕的問....) 08/23 10:42
50F：推 peitsu:有笑有推喔..XDD 08/23 10:44
51F：推 yichfe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 10:48
52F：推 Erahhcram:幫轉飄版~ ^^ 08/23 10:53
※ Erahhcram:轉錄至看板 marvel 08/23 10:53
53F：推 gocrazy:原PO:咦？！ 司機先生 你幹嘛一直跟空氣說話? 08/23 10:55
54F：推 compassk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 11:00
55F：推 gaga51:司機：小姐妳...已經死了吧？ 08/23 11:11
56F：推 Yie:XD 08/23 11:13
57F：推 jasslin:緊齁秋`````啦啦啦 08/23 11:22
58F：推 HareGun:XD司機先生抖很大... 08/23 11:24
59F：推 doyo0115:找~~錢~~....那~張~是~一~千~塊~的~~~~~ 08/23 11:24
60F：推 wwiy:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 11:30
61F：推 s76083kahala:阿婆：『啊~~噠噠韃噠韃噠韃!! ...你已經死了』 08/23 11:33
62F：推 TENDERpear:XD超好笑 08/23 11:35
63F：推 anochen:有笑有推XD 08/23 11:48
64F：推 iamron:有笑有推 08/23 11:51
65F：→ wross:計程車: 你們確定你們坐的真的是計程車嗎!!!?......(嚇) 08/23 11:52
66F：推 captainusopp:龍婆 08/23 11:55
67F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 11:59
68F：→ angel58:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 12:05
69F：推 kangleis:XDD 08/23 12:07
70F：推 mwoe:XDDD 08/23 12:13
71F：推 ogawa:XDDDDDDDDDDD 讓我在公司笑出來 >Q< 08/23 12:19
72F：推 corvette:XD 08/23 12:24
73F：推 loshen:XDDDDDD 超好笑 08/23 12:25
74F：推 echolee:XD 08/23 12:25
75F：推 irenebaby:哈哈哈哈哈 這個好笑XD 08/23 12:30
76F：推 rosa1814:其實阿婆才是飄飄..... 08/23 12:31
77F：推 reineetoile:XD太好笑了 我得意的飄～ 08/23 12:35
78F：推 ligar: 按... 憋笑... 08/23 12:40
79F：推 zxcv4321:驚死!!! 08/23 12:51
80F：推 vivienne622:什麼鬼？.... 08/23 12:57
81F：推 manyni:我的巧克力歐斯麥瞬間從嘴裡噴出來 XDDDD 08/23 13:03
82F：推 yawns:我應該跟司機說：快點!!!我趕著去普渡.....無言 08/23 13:03
83F：推 womanlife:終於笑了... 08/23 13:05
84F：推 Yehsb:XDDDDDDD 08/23 13:06
85F：推 kiddmonster:原po存在感太低了吧 08/23 13:09
86F：推 YMH:原PO付賬:奇怪...身上怎麼只有紙錢...(抖~~~) 08/23 13:10
87F：→ YMH:啊 原PO是火炬厚 08/23 13:12
88F：推 youreruhs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 13:16
89F：推 ntcb0828:阿~ 阿婆你是人嗎? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 13:32
90F：推 chienmiya:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 13:35
91F：→ ltmqw:開放觀眾call in，到底誰才是阿飄？ 08/23 13:43
92F：推 migucat:哈哈哈哈~~笑死我了~~其實司機才是飄飄飄~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 13:51
93F：推 housecat:阿飄應該不會用電腦=ˇ= 所以司機和阿婆才是飄飄 08/23 13:59
94F：推 Milu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:08
95F：推 anotoki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:22
96F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDD 08/23 14:23
97F：推 kizax:到了叫我 08/23 14:27
98F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑.. 08/23 14:41
99F：推 hightide:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈阿XDDDDDDD 08/23 14:52
100F：推 vooz:這篇很好笑 XD!!!! 08/23 14:54
101F：推 Trickiness:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:58
102F：推 cdhoully:XDDDDD好好笑~得意的飄又搓到我笑點 08/23 14:59
103F：推 bcyl1230:有好笑到XDD 08/23 15:02
104F：推 pandapple:究竟~原PO是不是.....囧rz 08/23 15:09
105F：推 abidemow:笨版好久沒有讓我歡喜的大笑了 XD 推推推推推推推推推넠 08/23 15:12
106F：推 ggiirrllkk:原PO是人 然後司機轉頭開始吃蠟燭 08/23 15:17
107F：推 banlin:阿飄會上笨版阿~ 司機見怪不怪了XDD 08/23 15:22
108F：推 informaly:原po：我是人啊！ 轉頭：我們兩個都嘛是！ 08/23 15:24
109F：推 RUKIZ:到了叫我 08/23 15:25
110F：推 KZephyr:XD 08/23 15:27
111F：推 lovingwu:其實原PO是Dororo 08/23 15:30
112F：推 ipis13:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:30
113F：推 kuwade:99 08/23 15:30
114F：推 MIZUYAMA:爆!! 08/23 15:30
115F：推 treeslight:小姐你是人吧???? 08/23 15:31
116F：推 MoonForgot:樓上，你是99，我才是爆，科科 08/23 15:31
117F：推 greenshoes:小姐，你是人吧!? 08/23 15:32
118F：推 YuChenn:阿婆好好笑 08/23 15:35
119F：推 guhong:我笑了，推推推 08/23 15:48
120F：推 ssdeer:XD 08/23 15:58
121F：推 wnse11:XD 08/23 16:01
122F：推 beautyev:這個好笑 真的好笑耶 08/23 16:13
123F：→ beautyev:可是為什麼同一個路口會經過兩次呢(認真貌) 08/23 16:14
124F：推 nightcrawler:樓上,所以才說阿婆是飄啊 (認真) 08/23 16:22
125F：→ nightcrawler:俗稱的飄打牆? 08/23 16:23
126F：推 if3218:阿婆是阿飄! 08/23 16:33
127F：推 snow5420:笑出來了..orz 推原po是DORORO 08/23 16:47
128F：推 garfelix:阿飄PO文嚇屎人...>< 08/23 16:49
129F：推 Cirillo:飄移!! 08/23 16:49
130F：推 jUZRiyon:XD 08/23 16:53
131F：推 DEARREDBEN:司機：這台車人家才剛燒給我就碰到鬼...... 08/23 16:56
132F：推 beyonce091:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 借轉 08/23 17:06
133F：推 anochen:原po是阿飄吧..... 08/23 17:09
134F：推 shuntroy:其實阿婆忘了插眼，你開風行厚?<(‵^′)@m 08/23 17:11
135F：→ miaaz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 17:19
136F：推 nimmh:好好笑!!! 08/23 17:25
137F：推 ivonne:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 17:35
138F：推 laruku666:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/23 17:36
139F：推 freecom:推文好好笑 08/23 17:40
140F：推 nepho:XDDDDD 08/23 18:20
141F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 18:52
142F：→ Free5:司機:小姐...我不收冥紙 08/23 19:02
143F：推 spig0410:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 19:05
144F：推 arrakis:小姐, 妳敢拿冥紙出來我就載妳去城隍廟... 08/23 19:29
145F：推 keishakame:噗!我笑了.........XD 08/23 19:58
146F：推 unicat:該M一下 XD 08/23 20:04
147F：推 hoseev6217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 20:08
148F：推 asami:我快被原文跟推文校死了XDDDDDD 08/23 20:21
149F：推 webman:阿婆：小姐小姐 你忘了喝湯！！！ 08/23 20:34
150F：→ inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 20:35
151F：推 iicc15:小姐，你是人吧?? 08/23 21:05
152F：推 jfbull:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:09
※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 08/23 21:09
153F：推 shaoan:有好笑 08/23 21:09
154F：推 slpsnine:到了叫我~ 08/23 21:29
155F：推 blue1227:到位燒叫一下 <倒...> 08/23 21:39
156F：推 debdeb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:39
157F：推 tupacshkur:XDDDD 08/23 21:48
158F：推 TPR:哈哈 有好笑.... 08/23 22:01
159F：推 leoandgrace:原po是火炬吧 你的存在之力要消失了 08/23 22:20
160F：推 superhung:司機：歡迎搭乘 幽靈馬車。 下一站 - 奈何橋。 08/23 22:27
161F：→ superhung:Next station - Nai Her bridge 08/23 22:29
162F：推 vrokm867:XDDDDDDDD 08/23 22:49
163F：推 callmesaga:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 23:06
164F：推 zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 23:08
165F：推 fafany:司機好笑xd 08/23 23:08
166F：→ gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 23:41
167F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 23:50
168F：→ vivian0884:XDDDDDDDDD 08/24 00:09
169F：推 etsai:撲 大笑 08/24 00:10
170F：推 ghostru:婆婆佈這個局已經很久了 哈哈 08/24 00:20
171F：推 mcjh20934:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 00:49
172F：推 jennysep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 04:35
173F：推 windmars:XDDDDDDDDD 08/24 08:36
174F：推 WineCheese:啊哈哈XD 08/24 08:42
175F：推 sky81130:照3.4.5.6.7行來看，司機是不是開2次相同的地方？ 08/24 10:03
176F：推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑！！！ 08/24 10:56
177F：推 kingnamefu:到底誰是阿飄? 原PO?阿婆?司機?計程車? XDD 08/24 12:40
178F：推 javaid4:XDDDDDDDD 有笑有推 小姐 你是人吧! 08/24 16:18
179F：推 CzKT:這就是民族意識... 生為鄉民，死為鄉飄。 08/24 18:28
180F：推 bqcc55:我笑了XD 飄月應景笨點XDDDDD 08/24 19:59
181F：推 awd:阿婆看了原PO一眼 一臉驚恐說:歹勢!原來是同路的~你先渡吧~ 08/24 20:45
182F：推 spiritia:XDDDD看這麼多篇 第一篇讓我大笑的！ 08/24 23:51
183F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/25 12:30
184F：推 ym78305:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/25 13:22
185F：→ ohlajun:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/25 14:11
186F：推 try0905:xDDD 司機中了 08/25 15:06
187F：推 asklove:XDDDDDDD 超好笑的 08/25 16:08
188F：推 hestereye:後勁真強..XD 08/25 19:24
189F：推 ape15:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/26 17:59
190F：→ liuyushyr:有圖有真相，我要照片 (伸) 08/26 22:52
191F：推 ZoZs:推~這是應景文 08/27 02:02
192F：推 shawncarter:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/27 11:20
※ xslay:轉錄至看板 TKU_Talk 08/27 17:44
193F：推 GameDemon:XDDDDDDDD 08/27 20:10
194F：推 lucky17:推原文跟「曾經是...」XDDDDDD 08/28 21:27
195F：推 cctina:笑到破錶.... 08/29 02:31
196F：推 alin5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 03:43
197F：推 xslay:生為鄉民 死為鄉飄......... 08/30 14:27
198F：→ bjwmk732:有笑有給箭頭 09/02 21:10
199F：推 MIMIAO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 21:45
200F：推 dichia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/04 13:44
201F：推 fish0612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 10:03
202F：推 zhou:XD 09/05 18:10
203F：推 ttyl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 12:35
204F：推 dacapo:xd 09/06 23:09
205F：推 bgcsp:還好你是人~~ 09/22 16:55
206F：推 andy72:太好笑了 09/29 16:05
207F：推 qwinniep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:59
208F：推 future534:笑了 xddd 07/01 00:05
209F：推 rdudpio:XDDDD聽到這問題會很囧XDDDD 07/26 20:21
210F：→ pttlyt:我笑翻了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/30 17:12
211F：推 clearcourage:太爆笑了!!! 05/06 14:45
212F：推 zzz52dt:原po:原來你看得到我喔~~ 06/14 19:29
213F：推 johnyy:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/26 21:27
214F：推 zero1000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 23:00
215F：推 jimmyhero:XDDDDD 08/02 00:18