作者deny0022 (你學長勒)
站內StupidClown
標題[無言]同學.手機借一下
時間Sun Jun 17 19:32:50 2007
有一天上課的中堂下課.我正在和同學喇賽
突然我一位女性同學(A)衝進教室
劈頭就問我有沒有衛生紙((而且一臉驚慌樣))(￣□￣|||)a
我就拿了剛加油送的抽取式衛生紙整包給他
就這樣又過了一堂課....這位女同學才走進教室
而且把我整包衛生紙都用完 (．＿．?)
我:哇靠..你是烙賽在褲子上嗎?整包都用掉 (￣ー￣；)
A:痾..哪是ㄚ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
我:不然勒..該不會是........好朋友暴走嗎 >//////<
A:偷偷跟你講喔..你如果講出去.我會殺了你 (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧
我: m ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
A:剛剛我嗯嗯到一半..我牛仔褲後面口袋的手機...掉下去了
而且就正中央插在便便上 ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ
A:所以我只好跟你借衛生紙沾水..慢慢擦掉阿 ╮(﹀_﹀")╭
我:哈哈哈哈...就當我笑翻的時候........
((另一個B男同學走過來))
B:女同學...你手機可以借我嗎?我手機沒電了
A:痾.............
B:拜託啦..我要打給我女朋友..不然他會殺了我
A:((只好硬著頭皮)) 手機 ((遞))
我:o(‧"‧)o (((瘋狂憋笑ing)))
B:喂..寶貝阿..!@#$%^&* (講了三分鐘)
B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
B:謝啦...手機還你..你的手機怎麼會有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
A:痾...呵呵((傻笑))
P.s到現在畢業三年了...B同學好像還不知道臭豆腐怎麼來的XDDDDDDDDD
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