作者beachball (小旻)
看板StupidClown
標題[尷尬] 我不是變態
時間Sat Jun 9 23:17:37 2007
今天第一天上班
好緊張 做服務業當然是服務客人阿
主管看到我 像木頭一樣
於是教我說 看到客人要帶場
如果要上廁所就說 化妝室在哪
嗯嗯 我明白了
前方來了一位客人
=============以下是我跟那客人的對話============
我：『您好，有需要幫忙嗎，我可以為您服務』
客人：『我要上洗手間』
我：『好的，需要擦屁股嗎』
現場員工加客人主管近50人
瞬間全部安靜 時間停頓三秒後
我醒了 客人點醒了我 她說：『謝謝 我自己來就可以了』
她的臉對著我說 你變態阿
我的內心也回覆了她的表情
我不是變態 我不是
主管走到我身邊安慰我說：
『人難免有失誤，不用特別在意
下次別問要不要擦屁股
需不需要衛生紙比較重要 知道嗎』
但是我還是很想吶喊
我真的不是變態
我不是>.<
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兩個人的世界無限美
BY~旻
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1F：推 DeepRiver226:哩金便態 06/09 23:18
2F：推 ym45:哈哈哈哈 擦屁屁 06/09 23:19
3F：推 kkhot:XD~~~不知道為什麼~~我大笑了 06/09 23:19
4F：推 TonyQ:哈哈哈哈 真是服務周到 XDDD 06/09 23:19
5F：推 asklove:變態 06/09 23:19
6F：推 l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:21
7F：推 blueway147:你是變態XD 06/09 23:21
8F：推 toxicant:無心之言常反應內心...承認吧！！原po很想幫人擦屁股 06/09 23:21
9F：推 aretas:潛意識的欲望在受壓的時候最容易表露出來 06/09 23:21
10F：推 pommpomm:被點中笑穴 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:21
11F：推 liufat:哪一家的服務餐廳這麼好 我也去試試看 要幫我擦喔 06/09 23:22
12F：推 DeepRiver226:==========以下開放跟原PO互擦屁股========== 06/09 23:22
13F：推 springx:這篇後勁很強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:23
14F：推 lethefish:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:24
15F：推 ellenway:哈哈哈哈哈，這篇真的後勁很強 06/09 23:24
16F：→ liufat:我已經報名了 衛生紙(丟) 06/09 23:25
17F：推 he41p2:.........明天有個擦摟～ 06/09 23:25
18F：推 roupa:哈哈.....好好笑... 06/09 23:25
19F：→ inhan:命你為擦屁服人員 衛生紙抱好 06/09 23:25
20F：推 yunkai:男生小便你能幫他做什麼服務呢 06/09 23:26
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22F：推 alex12582001:哩金變態 06/09 23:28
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25F：推 bjfifi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:34
26F：推 bc1007: 好的~麻煩你 06/09 23:34
27F：推 za055138:好的 請溫柔一點 06/09 23:36
28F：推 wozxzow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:38
29F：推 cloudly: 好的~請溫柔一點，麻煩你了 謝謝 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:38
30F：推 lucienilj:這篇好笑 06/09 23:39
31F：推 baby80617:XDDDDD 06/09 23:40
32F：推 Magnoliaceae:XDDD 06/09 23:41
33F：推 toxicant:好的~請溫柔一點，麻煩你了 缸缸好=ˇ= 06/09 23:41
34F：推 lee1126:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:42
35F：推 rexboom:超好笑的吧 XD 如果是男生要說 "請問要幫你抖一抖嗎?" 06/09 23:42
36F：推 yuu1350600:==============恭喜以上可以被圓po服務============== 06/09 23:42
37F：推 didila:[超幹] 今天餐廳有一個男服務生 想要插我屁股 06/09 23:43
38F：推 demongreg:XDDDD我噗疵了 06/09 23:44
39F：推 abkirai:人家怕痛 請小力一點 06/09 23:45
40F：推 shinyhaung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:48
41F：→ magicemily:哈哈 超囧 06/09 23:50
42F：推 sos3366:XDDDD 06/09 23:51
43F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:53
44F：→ polo999polo:哩金變態 06/09 23:55
45F：推 xiangfei0215:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:55
46F：推 jeff731:XD 06/09 23:58
47F：推 qsasha:後勁的確很強 我笑了一個晚上了 06/09 23:58
48F：→ Melson:1XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 23:59
49F：推 Megumi:你是變態(指)XDDDDDD 06/10 00:03
50F：推 rjpinnie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:05
51F：推 elikey:哩金變態 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:05
52F：推 e12401421:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:08
53F：推 cruisetree:XD 但怎麼覺得有點唬爛... 06/10 00:10
54F：推 cloudworld:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:16
55F：推 jgnh:好的~請小力一點...要不然會破皮 06/10 00:18
56F：推 sponge109:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:19
57F：推 firstkiki:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:21
58F：推 princessmake:XD 06/10 00:26
59F：推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:29
60F：推 snoocatta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這篇後勁真的很強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:30
61F：推 slp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:36
62F：推 gee924:XDDD 後勁超猛..太好笑了 06/10 00:35
63F：推 NiseMan:XD 06/10 00:37
64F：推 yujuichen:唔...我爆笑了....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:38
65F：推 rafael750626: 對不起我笑到岔氣了XD(哩金變態) 06/10 00:38
66F：推 peggy1116:我這邊有整包的衛生紙喔(丟) 06/10 00:40
67F：推 i54106:XDDDDDDDD笑死我XDDDD 06/10 00:42
68F：→ weyhihc:哩金變態 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:42
69F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:43
70F：推 mail978:有笑到... 06/10 00:44
71F：推 selfhu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:48
72F：→ kissy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這好笑 06/10 00:55
73F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 00:55
74F：推 rufechen:後勁真的狠猛XDDDDD哈哈哈 06/10 00:55
※ Hatred:轉錄至看板 Yup00-04 06/10 01:00
75F：推 a955060:XXXXXXXXXXXXXD 06/10 01:06
76F：推 OOXXBINGOYA:請問要擦屁股嗎??XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:09
77F：推 aoi1810:後勁真的狠猛XDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:11
78F：推 StAKA:天啊本日最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:11
79F：推 bohun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:12
80F：推 lives:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:12
81F：推 momo0723:妳應該回他 好的，幾位呢？ 06/10 01:17
82F：推 yji304:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:21
83F：推 SFuji:太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:36
84F：推 david6602ok:還好你的擦沒捲舌音 06/10 01:36
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86F：推 Jda:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/10 01:52
87F：推 takkikinki:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:55
88F：推 yenpeichun:XDDDDDDDD要抱了要抱了 06/10 01:57
89F：推 PNK3150:請問這樣的力道會太重嗎(微笑) 06/10 01:57
90F：→ kobolin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 02:00
91F：推 darem177:XDDD!有笑有推! 06/10 02:00
92F：推 Alkalinity:狂笑.... 06/10 02:24
93F：推 ttnsaw:XD 06/10 02:39
94F：推 unreal6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 02:41
95F：推 fxxkyou:XD 06/10 02:42
96F：推 changtai:XD 噴淚.... 06/10 02:54
97F：推 zop:這個好笑 XD 06/10 03:02
98F：推 okokptt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 03:08
99F：推 Bevinxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 03:16
100F：推 jzn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 03:30
101F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 03:35
102F：推 FlyBat:XDDDD 06/10 03:41
103F：推 greentimeiso:哈哈哈 真狠 06/10 03:41
104F：推 ThuLonnie:XDDD 06/10 04:11
105F：推 labasai:我笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 04:13
106F：→ starmage1999:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 04:51
107F：推 wasmemory:有笑有推XDDDD 06/10 04:56
108F：推 ganlinlaosu:你是變態XDDDD 06/10 05:05
109F：推 dreamroyc:有笑有推 06/10 07:15
110F：推 hschch:哩金變態XDDDD 06/10 07:43
111F：推 w3160828:客人正不正阿 具然會讓你失神.. 06/10 08:06
112F：推 ericssson:需要插屁股嗎？ 06/10 08:10
113F：推 smooth131:需要插屁股嗎？ 06/10 08:29
114F：推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 08:30
115F：推 k79514: XDDDDD 06/10 08:40
116F：推 musiclife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 08:51
117F：推 TOWA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 09:11
118F：推 hchwu:XDD 06/10 09:11
119F：推 by090406:我笑到爆炸 06/10 09:33
120F：推 Yie:XD 06/10 09:45
121F：推 lht2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 09:58
122F：推 kusoisstar:你們可以成為好碰友，有囧到 06/10 10:19
123F：推 quiet123:服務真是周到 06/10 10:38
124F：推 chongzhi:服務真是周到 06/10 11:00
125F：推 khalil: 丟肥皂！ 06/10 11:01
126F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 11:12
127F：推 pondera:這個有創意 06/10 11:55
128F：→ adai:原PO金變態 想走後門 06/10 11:59
129F：推 phh72:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑啦~~~~~~~~~~ 06/10 12:05
130F：推 e2167471:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 12:08
131F：推 liaocat:太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 12:48
132F：→ iforme:哇哈哈哈哈 06/10 13:20
133F：推 ilcha99:XD 06/10 13:26
134F：→ Nicoleching:XD 06/10 13:44
135F：→ forWinds:這就是專用術語與通俗語言的差異啊~~~ 06/10 13:54
136F：→ librann:XDDDDDDDDDDd 06/10 13:58
137F：推 pearlymirror:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 14:11
138F：推 twooone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 14:12
139F：推 jennifer6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 14:15
140F：推 hate56:我笑爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 14:16
141F：推 Hano:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 14:19
142F：推 ajoe0909:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 14:28
143F：推 edias:這篇讓我笑到爆XDDDDD 06/10 14:32
144F：推 s245687:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 14:44
145F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 14:59
146F：推 biolife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 15:09
147F：推 onepieceQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 16:16
148F：推 j780305:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 16:55
149F：推 linellen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 17:08
150F：→ shinome:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 17:08
151F：推 wennling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 17:11
152F：推 yujinfeng:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 17:13
153F：推 beerloving:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 17:20
154F：推 zz12:XD 06/10 17:48
155F：推 seigi:哩金變態 06/10 18:45
156F：推 raindayla:我大笑了!! 主管的回答也挺幽默的 XDDDDD 06/10 19:43
157F：推 monfish:我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 21:12
158F：推 kanandapple:XD 06/10 21:43
159F：推 aacs0130:太有趣了 06/10 21:45
160F：推 brlauien:這真是太好笑的了XDDDDDDD 06/10 21:50
161F：推 jumpings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 22:10
162F：推 hoob:有笑有推 06/10 23:11
163F：推 Mazer:XDD 笑到眼淚流出來～ 06/10 23:11
164F：推 somehow121:XDDDDDD 06/10 23:22
165F：推 AKUne:XD 06/10 23:57
166F：推 musicz:XDDD 06/11 00:00
167F：推 playourole:好的，需要擦屁股嗎 06/11 00:32
168F：推 ashchen:大笑中!!!! 06/11 00:36
169F：推 duduma:笑死我了 06/11 01:04
170F：推 eric0621:XDDDDDDD 06/11 01:07
171F：推 bogeeyo:需要插屁股嗎? 06/11 03:46
172F：→ erikalien:好的，需要擦屁股嗎 06/11 08:15
173F：推 z3728:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 09:52
174F：推 chrisice:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 06/11 13:51
175F：推 needhp:XDDDDDD好好笑哦，下次請你幫我擦屁股好嗎? 06/11 15:08
176F：→ imcbdcbd:哩金變態 06/11 17:41
177F：→ alicecsq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 19:35
178F：推 jeffasdog:這個好猛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD 06/11 22:55
179F：推 deepbluedj:XDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 03:16
180F：推 sibala1216:我笑好久 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 07:07
181F：→ candycatwen:XDDD 06/12 12:58
182F：推 diabla:笑到被口睡嗆到 XDDDDDDDDD 06/12 13:13
183F：推 dirugs:好好笑~哈哈XD 06/12 17:12
184F：推 protrek:XD 讓我想到花田一路的劇情~要擦屁股嗎?(怨) 06/12 21:54
185F：推 ami0603:太好笑了 06/13 11:43
186F：推 Jiuliano1412:XD 06/13 13:37
187F：推 guestqqq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/14 15:45
188F：推 jackyelf:XDDDDD 丟肥皂~ 06/14 20:13
189F：推 windphilip:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 01:30
190F：推 exorcist1:憋笑好痛苦..... 06/16 23:01
191F：推 jay117229:哩金變態 06/18 01:41
192F：推 chevylove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 21:48
193F：→ ErinChu:請問需要插屁股嗎？ 06/22 20:36
194F：→ elliof:插屁股 插屁股 插屁股 插屁股 06/24 18:27
195F：推 polite0420:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD～肚子好痛 06/29 02:14
196F：推 eva0617:媽阿笑得我肚子好痛 06/29 17:05
197F：推 skill91002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 18:21
198F：推 zhenyuan:心有戚戚焉..所謂服務業就是替客人擦屁股的行業 12/03 01:01