作者CATSIWAI (CAT)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言]我老爸與我的對話紀錄...
時間Mon Apr 23 22:20:28 2007
我爸真得是個很幽默的人....
實例一
爸爸 : 你有好好的朝你的目標努力嗎?
我；當然有啊 我考完研究所之後 下一步想去美國讀書 老爸~你懂我的意思吧
(言下之意..老爸要努力賺錢啊....)
爸爸；恩~我知道 快把我的聯絡方式忘記吧
我；............
實例二
我 ；爸~我想去酒店當小姐~你覺得我適合嗎?(搔首弄姿一番...)
爸爸 ；我現在去籌100萬你先去整容吧...
實例三
爸；女兒啊~如果你是股票你知道你是哪一支嗎?
我；當然是績優股囉~
爸；(摸摸我的頭)是全額交割股....
實例四
我們在一個親戚的婚禮上....
爸；你看人家嫁女兒都用臉盆潑水 來表示嫁出去的女兒潑出去的水....我才不會..
我；好感動喔 (眼眶微濕....)
爸；你別誤會...我要開消防用的水管...貨物既出概不退還....我會給他收據的
我爸真的很機車~.......
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1F：推 rainbao:我喜歡妳把拔!! XXXXXXXD 04/23 22:21
2F：推 auikeey:我也喜歡你爸爸XDD 04/23 22:22
3F：→ marco741030:我可收那張消防用的水管的收據 04/23 22:22
4F：→ treker:你老爸要不是大老闆就是政壇人物吧 超幽默 !! 04/23 22:22
5F：推 waid:真是很有趣的爸爸~ 04/23 22:23
6F：推 trtc:==========以下開放當那張消防用的水管的收據=============== 04/23 22:24
7F：→ marco741030:我 04/23 22:25
8F：→ marco741030:積極搶位 04/23 22:25
9F：→ marco741030:========================結束報名================== 04/23 22:26
10F：推 neco1985613:可是法律不是有規訂 只要是非消耗品 七天內都可退 04/23 22:26
11F：→ marco741030:痾~ 人應該算消耗品吧 04/23 22:27
12F：推 neo2013:岳父大人 我來領收據了~~ 04/23 22:28
13F：推 kccerica:推原po帥老爸 04/23 22:33
14F：推 satanc:帥翻了 04/23 22:35
15F：推 deathdream:你爸真帥！ 04/23 22:38
16F：推 rose51244:你爸好酷~!XDD 04/23 22:38
17F：推 m0630821:拔拔好棒! 04/23 22:40
18F：推 dorisocean:你爸好棒 ~ 04/23 22:42
19F：推 wingocean:爸爸好妙XDDDD 04/23 22:43
20F：推 neo666:爸爸好好笑喔 04/23 22:44
21F：推 wykao:第四個真是太妙了 XDDDD 04/23 22:45
22F：推 maxwelsh:你爸真有趣... 04/23 22:44
23F：推 kgis210921:我喜歡你拔拔 04/23 22:46
24F：→ Verlander35:快把我的聯絡方式忘記吧XDDDDD 04/23 22:46
25F：推 Ashaku:你老爹希望你快點結婚吧 = = 04/23 22:49
26F：推 allen60169:有這種爸爸真好 <(￣︶￣)d 04/23 22:51
27F：推 G1area:這樣的老爸還不錯啊 XD 話說我看到好多分號 XDDDD 04/23 22:52
28F：→ CATSIWAI:大家幫推 讓我有信心講我爸的勁爆作風~^^ 04/23 22:50
29F：推 sakura32:你爸好酷~!XDD 04/23 22:54
30F：推 duckie1121:消耗品咧~~ XDDD 04/23 22:58
31F：推 xzaswq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 22:59
32F：推 Elivanta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:01
33F：推 wlain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:01
34F：推 knnp:你跟在你爸爸旁邊那麼久 一定不只這些 別拖搞 多寫一點 04/23 23:04
35F：推 heimey:真是好爸爸啊！ 04/23 23:04
36F：推 wcarter:你拔拔是個人才。。。。 04/23 23:06
37F：推 ffmuteki9:最後一個超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:08
38F：推 nikihan:XDDDDDDDDDDDD笑炸了啦 04/23 23:08
39F：推 chiayen920:你爸真厲害......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:08
40F：推 cat761029:你爸太酷了!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:11
41F：推 erilinda:推全額交割股XD 04/23 23:13
42F：推 shiuan409:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:15
43F：推 dearain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了~你爸真可愛! 04/23 23:15
44F：推 ghostru:我喜歡我把拔 04/23 23:17
45F：推 elenalee:可愛的把拔XDDDDDDD 04/23 23:26
46F：推 haeyab:好帥的拔拔~ 04/23 23:31
47F：推 pinkpig219:超Q把拔... 04/23 23:33
48F：→ yamashi:妳拔拔超可愛 >w< 04/23 23:35
49F：推 yoyophs:我愛你把拔..可惜妳已經有馬麻了!! 04/23 23:39
50F：推 keithking:XDDDDDDD 酷 04/23 23:41
51F：推 nicklee0921:這年頭如此中肯的老爸不多了 04/23 23:45
52F：推 chung8:屌爸! 04/23 23:46
53F：推 Masaky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 23:50
54F：推 withoutdodo:推例一XDDD 04/23 23:51
55F：推 sherry821224:快把我的聯絡方式忘了吧!! ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 04/23 23:52
56F：→ yihuey:你爸好酷喔! 讚 04/24 00:02
57F：→ nickyho:你爸好帥..... 04/24 00:05
58F：推 nrtuzumaki:有這種爸爸真歡樂XDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:07
59F：推 ORB941:妳爸真帥 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:11
60F：推 immortalking:好歡樂的老爸呀XDDDD 04/24 00:12
61F：推 monce:XDDDDDDDY 04/24 00:21
62F：推 boubouy:我喜歡你爸爸~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:24
63F：推 lovemylife:~酷耶~想問你爸爸是啥星座呀? 04/24 00:26
64F：推 yomo2:在推全額交割股 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:37
65F：→ koichi0531:推全額交割股XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:42
66F：→ inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:45
67F：推 visliptd:好讚的爸爸XDDDD 04/24 00:45
68F：推 Hans14:XDDDDD真幽默 哈哈哈 04/24 00:48
69F：推 noviage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:04
70F：推 dol0528:那我要報名爸爸的女朋友XDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:05
71F：推 win518:我老頭有你老爸的一半就好溜~~~XDXDXD 04/24 01:08
72F：→ gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:31
73F：推 asami:你爸超妙的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:38
74F：推 zoefiat:你爸太強啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 01:41
75F：推 dokiqueen:貨物既出則不退回呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/24 02:07
76F：推 PIGTrue:XDD 04/24 02:21
77F：推 adiday:所以 幽默 = 機車 QQ? 04/24 02:25
78F：推 valiant05:歐歐~~超可愛的老爹~~~>///////< 04/24 02:35
79F：推 BattleRoyale:XDXDXDXDDDDDDDD 04/24 07:21
80F：推 noviage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 07:54
81F：推 liiko:XD 04/24 08:00
82F：推 pipedream:這篇還沒爆....順便給他爆吧XDDD 04/24 08:11
83F：推 ETfu:你的老爸100分~ 04/24 08:51
84F：推 ricebug:給她爆好了~~ 04/24 09:20
85F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 09:40
86F：→ wen29wen:哈哈~推你爸! 04/24 10:39
87F：推 jungstupid:哈哈哈.. 04/24 10:49
88F：推 Beckhan:XDDDDD 04/24 11:06
89F：推 orfeo20306:XDDDDDDD好可愛的老爸 04/24 11:09
90F：推 phmiluku:把拔好幽默 04/24 12:13
91F：推 ntmy128:我想問的是....原po妳很喜歡分號嗎 04/24 14:15
92F：推 ray0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 14:42
93F：推 MoJoJo:看到樓樓上的分號...我笑了 04/24 15:08
94F：推 flymilk:推分號 囧 04/24 15:09
95F：推 tom90921:好幽默的爸爸 XD 04/24 15:31
96F：推 fysu:原PO爸~強! 04/24 16:53
97F：推 m06:突然想跟10樓說..沒這回事 04/24 17:02
98F：推 sfuji:好可愛的爸爸XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 18:38
※ honeey421bee:轉錄至看板 NTUST_DT93-2 04/24 18:49
99F：推 liaox:酷老爹XD~ 04/24 19:11
100F：推 smooth131:七天之內，買貴退兩倍差價 04/24 19:23
101F：→ lando:XDDDD 04/24 20:03
102F：推 dexders:全額交割股 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:11
103F：推 sassafras:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:14
104F：→ Johhan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/24 20:16
105F：推 roomer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:52
106F：推 bandping:你爸太可愛了啦! 04/25 02:45
107F：推 yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 12:18
108F：推 taiki:拔拔好幽默喔 04/25 16:03
109F：推 mimiilove:好讚的爸爸 04/25 16:24
110F：推 lalakw53005:你老爸好可愛呀~ 04/25 17:18
111F：→ evevev04:XD 04/25 22:48
112F：推 kaku216:推~~~~~~~ 04/26 10:21
113F：推 ptt112233:我也喜歡你爸爸XDD 04/26 16:25
114F：推 zookada:好可愛的爸爸^^ 04/26 23:42
115F：推 sikiakaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 00:49
116F：推 shadowfish: 我大笑了四次～哈哈哈哈哈 04/27 12:12
117F：推 ashs:全額交割股...XD 04/28 02:17
118F：推 panhoho:看到推文才發現分號...... 04/28 22:51
119F：推 comboblue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推一個 04/29 12:33
120F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDDDD 05/05 17:15
121F：推 lkjmn:爸爸；恩~我知道 快把我的聯絡方式忘記吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 15:13
122F：推 magy4636:你把拔好幽默XDDD 11/30 21:32
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