作者zidanetw (正爺)
看板StupidClown
標題Re: 面試不要開玩笑
時間Sat Apr 21 01:21:54 2007
怪了
我同學卻是因為面試時出糗才上的
他推甄X正大學電機XX組
因為上了大學都沒啥碰英文
所以準備英文自傳都很緊張
到了面試當天
教授：同學~用英文自我介紹一下吧。
同學就很緊張的回想之前背好的自傳
想說從家人介紹開始比較不會那麼嚴肅
於是想到他父親是個廚師
想要說我爸爸是個在廚房(kitchen)工作的人
於是他慢慢的開口了
同學：My father is a chicken...........
教授大笑：哈哈哈~~你爸爸是chicken，好可憐~給你上~給你上....哈哈哈......
然後他就正取了
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