作者cleo1222 (cleo)
看板StupidClown
標題喜酒包紅包
時間Sat Apr 14 23:58:08 2007
第一次po文豋場
出賣老爸
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剛剛老媽打來
狂笑一分鐘之後才恢復正靜
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她說,十分鐘前吃完喜酒回來
老爸回家把外套脫掉時
突然驚覺,怎們紅包還在口袋
老爸老媽兩個慌張的說
明明有把紅包硬拿給主人阿(因為只請親戚所以沒有收禮台)
兩老 在家一直百思不得其解
低咕老半天 奇怪,明明有給出去阿
突然
老爸大喊一聲
"我把下午買200塊的樂透包出去了"
"我把下午買200塊的樂透包出去了"
"我把下午買200塊的樂透包出去了"
"我把下午買200塊的樂透包出去了"
我媽臉歪掉....
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1F：推 wendy380237:祝您中大獎 04/14 23:58
2F：推 bzforever:噗~ 04/14 23:59
3F：推 Dior423:我笑了 XD 04/14 23:59
4F：推 meanwhat:祝您早生貴子...好好笑>O< 04/15 00:00
5F：推 sunriseyang:新人：禮金厚薄就看這把了(手拿彩券) 04/14 23:59
6F：推 socialboy:中頭獎原po臉也會歪掉 04/15 00:02
7F：推 ryuuzaki:我不爭氣的大笑了... 04/15 00:03
8F：推 flylone: 我不爭氣的不吃一笑了 04/15 00:04
9F：推 bursty:以後人家回禮的時候要回什麼？ 04/15 00:04
10F：推 yajin:大笑～～～:D 04/15 00:05
11F：推 Beersheep:包八張回來吧 04/15 00:07
12F：→ emma0420:如果是我...回禮我就送發票! 04/15 00:08
13F：推 enstire:回禮是發票... 04/15 00:08
14F：→ thhwc:XD借我轉移下 04/15 00:08
15F：→ enstire:樓上學我... 04/15 00:09
16F：推 ali26:哈哈...真可愛 04/15 00:09
17F：推 wayne0503:我不爭氣的笑了.... 04/15 00:11
18F：推 rebby:我笑了XD 04/15 00:12
19F：推 sunluna:那張中了的話對方就偷笑了 科科~ 04/15 00:12
20F：推 crush1985:有好笑到 04/15 00:13
21F：推 pipedreamer:有笑有推~~ 04/15 00:13
22F：推 fly74:新人：中頭獎的話該哭該笑啊...回禮的話怎麼辦...囧 04/15 00:13
23F：推 linijen:哈哈哈～ 我剛剛也去喝喜酒 害我剛剛也趕緊看口套一下 04/15 00:13
24F：推 Snowling:好好笑XDDDD 04/15 00:14
25F：推 roupa:噗.....說不定會中a.... 04/15 00:15
26F：推 tobemaster:XD 04/15 00:17
27F：推 ayupan03:XDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:18
28F：推 Shalynn: 後勁很強..... 04/15 00:19
29F：推 pifie:好笑XD如果中頭獎，紅包就包大了^^ 04/15 00:24
30F：推 wangsynnex:XDDDDD 他們中頭獎就妙了:P 04/15 00:25
31F：推 lunumckyber:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:25
32F：推 msn0911:這有可能創下史上禮金最多的一次喜宴!! 04/15 00:25
33F：推 emma0420:重點在於...有沒有把號碼記下來阿? 04/15 00:26
34F：推 hangigi:M超快XD 我剛剛看就覺得有M的潛力 好好笑 04/15 00:26
35F：推 hihistars:喜事的人通常會有偏財運，說不定中大獎哩！ 04/15 00:27
36F：推 Hans14:超大包XD 04/15 00:30
37F：推 xu3u45p:XD 禮金多少就看這一把了 04/15 00:30
38F：推 sonicnaru:XD 禮金多少就看這一把了 04/15 00:31
39F：推 sardonyx10:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:33
40F：推 tubamouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:33
41F：推 ayacarol:也許收禮金的人有發現是彩券所以才推著不收 XD？ 04/15 00:34
42F：推 gorden00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:34
43F：推 bloodyleya:我笑了^_______________________^ 04/15 00:36
44F：推 fallen0415:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:38
45F：推 kimyifan:哈哈哈...........最近笨版興起出賣老爸老媽嗎?XDDD 04/15 00:38
46F：推 chupan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:39
47F：推 lalilaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:40
48F：推 stupiddo:真的好好笑 哈 04/15 00:40
49F：推 pinkdemon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:44
50F：推 mersara:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太妙了 04/15 00:44
51F：推 showtow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我大笑了 04/15 00:45
52F：推 Cyanite:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/15 00:46
53F：推 yume0508:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:48
54F：推 omybaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:49
55F：推 alin5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:49
56F：推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:50
57F：推 huang1000: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:51
58F：推 DRUM013:XD 04/15 00:53
59F：推 lenjoyn:大約一億的紅包真是個大禮啊~~~ 04/15 00:53
60F：推 sfuji:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:55
61F：推 ohmyjesus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:58
62F：推 sscott1224:XD 04/15 00:58
63F：推 pushking:XD 04/15 01:00
64F：推 ailon:XD謝謝解悶 04/15 01:01
65F：推 EMIRU720:噴了 04/15 01:01
66F：推 NotEasyToSay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:03
67F：推 fangdog85:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:05
68F：推 ffmuteki9:要是還中了不小的獎機…嘖嘖嘖 04/15 01:09
69F：推 yuyula:XDDDDDDDDDD半夜不敢笑太大聲 04/15 01:09
70F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:09
71F：→ eggimage:臉歪掉 XD 04/15 01:12
72F：推 tennis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:12
73F：推 kudo0930:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:14
74F：推 osiris99:我也大笑阿~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:14
75F：推 tcling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:15
76F：推 sqr:有笑有推 04/15 01:16
77F：推 azoya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:17
78F：推 ohmygod0707:XDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:19
79F：推 iopkl1309:XXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:20
80F：推 Legolasgreen:本日最好笑XDDD 04/15 01:21
81F：推 ccc222:我笑不停 04/15 01:22
82F：→ GFDS:糟糕 1200要回1600 一億應該回多少? 04/15 01:28
83F：推 hamilcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD抽搐中 04/15 01:28
84F：推 simpleduck:後勁超強 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:28
85F：推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:29
86F：推 lzhhilly:XD XDD 04/15 01:37
87F：推 bubblet:為什麼我覺得第一句話的"登"怪怪的阿 XD 04/15 01:38
88F：推 trinity1103:樓上的眼睛真銳利...你得到它了 04/15 01:43
89F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDD 04/15 01:49
90F：推 starshine:XDDDDD 好！ 04/15 01:51
91F：推 mgkmrmgi:啊娘喂~親母啊~來對獎喔 04/15 01:52
92F：推 Yiper:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:56
93F：推 BARZII:禮金多少就看這一把了 !! 04/15 01:59
94F：推 pommpomm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 02:03
95F：→ cbao:中了！一憶！ 04/15 02:05
96F：→ l1l1l1l1:樓上的眼睛真銳利XDDDDD 04/15 02:07
97F：推 tom90921:XD 04/15 02:45
98F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDD 04/15 02:45
99F：→ crueangel:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 02:47
100F：推 ikemanlee:[黑特]棍 喜酒收到空包彈 騙吃騙喝 04/15 02:46
101F：推 relax109:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 02:58
102F：→ mineko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 07:34
103F：推 ston1002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 07:43
104F：推 xoox:噗 看到最後一頁大笑~~ 04/15 08:02
105F：推 e123342001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 08:54
106F：推 babelon:據說這期中頭獎是兩千萬... 04/15 09:28
107F：推 evermpeg2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 09:37
108F：推 ttttt40:看到最後大笑出來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 09:45
109F：→ VIOLET523:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 09:55
110F：推 sagittarius0:XDDDD哈哈哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/15 09:55
111F：推 Rissu:XDDDDDDDDDDd 04/15 10:04
112F：推 coke147:XDDDDDd 04/15 10:14
113F：推 kuaibaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 10:20
114F：推 rwtbf:太棒了!!! 04/15 10:33
115F：推 pohosa:好寶的老爸~~~XD 04/15 10:49
116F：推 shenhon:XDDDDDDD 04/15 10:51
117F：推 xlovelessx:XDDDDDDDDD 04/15 10:52
118F：推 icyfall:XDDDDDDDDD 04/15 10:52
119F：推 compuworld:XD 04/15 11:00
120F：推 wanfen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 11:06
121F：推 yehnshin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 11:07
122F：推 dae:追~~~那包比這包大 04/15 11:08
123F：推 urmiracle:也太好笑了吧 XDDDD 04/15 11:08
124F：推 benjamin26:不爭氣的笑了...XDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 11:12
125F：推 huangjx: 鎮靜 原PO也笨了 04/15 11:27
126F：推 Yie:XD 04/15 11:31
127F：推 lilafish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 11:48
128F：推 kim:讚讚讚 04/15 12:39
129F：推 ianchou313:中了就很大包阿 XDDDD 04/15 13:09
130F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 13:24
131F：推 looher:XDDD 主人：這麼大的禮我們受不起阿~ 04/15 13:40
132F：推 seiyaku:哈哈 04/15 13:56
133F：→ bandping:本日最笨!!!!!!!! 04/15 13:58
134F：噓 voosh:有笑有推啦 04/15 14:21
135F：推 air860418:XDDDD 04/15 14:21
136F：推 snooze:XD 04/15 14:30
137F：→ bisconect:有創意啊XD 04/15 14:41
138F：推 phisseraph:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 14:53
139F：推 finzaghi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 14:54
140F：推 somehow121:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 14:59
141F：→ elle:收多少禮金 還要看運氣呢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 15:01
142F：推 superbabyer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 15:17
143F：推 taakaa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 15:19
144F：推 wewe1219:這個好笑~ 04/15 15:21
145F：推 chunichi:XD 04/15 15:28
146F：推 sk8678:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 15:58
147F：→ naoko22:笑死我了..哇哈哈哈 04/15 16:20
148F：推 duck0742:下次記得喝喜酒前不能買樂透阿..... 04/15 16:28
149F：推 Aurim:我下次也包樂透看看XD 04/15 17:21
150F：推 joan1021:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 17:49
151F：推 angus1013:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 18:00
152F：推 p0p:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 18:50
153F：推 starlone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/15 19:15
154F：→ a908350614:笑到臉歪掉還是氣到臉歪掉？ 04/15 19:33
155F：推 arhat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 19:38
156F：推 mamsetc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 20:06
157F：推 divergent111:難怪會推來推去... 因為對方看到不是真的紅包 -.-|| 04/15 20:18
158F：推 sukisk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 20:22
159F：推 ayumitotoro:有笑有推~ 04/15 20:27
160F：推 easypa:哈哈 好好笑 04/15 20:38
161F：推 lalaysky:XD 04/15 20:39
162F：推 slashliu:◤◤◤◤°XXXDDDDDDD 04/15 20:47
163F：推 bard614:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 21:03
164F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 23:22
165F：→ dacapo:m的好啊!! 04/15 23:40
166F：推 cynthia520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 00:18
167F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 00:24
168F：推 alyson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 00:52
169F：推 LeonPPK:出納:cleo家包樂透兩百..(抄起來) 04/16 00:58
170F：推 backbone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 本日超好笑 04/16 01:00
171F：→ beerfish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 01:34
172F：→ SummerShine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 02:02
173F：推 realwen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 03:14
174F：推 hahana:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 04:36
175F：推 devilzero:XDD 04/16 08:00
176F：推 DrBlackJack:[超幹]馬的！結婚時收到過期的樂透彩券！ 04/16 09:23
177F：推 mawan168:push 04/16 10:07
178F：推 fatso:幹超好笑的啦XD 04/16 11:54
179F：推 catcat777:大大推!!爆笑 04/16 12:58
180F：推 windangellin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 13:35
181F：推 lynn1221:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 15:17
182F：推 nikkilai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 18:12
183F：→ asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 13:54
184F：→ karin771216:說不定是頭獎勒... 04/17 18:04
185F：推 daisyoil:好笑！ 04/17 20:24
186F：推 zhou:XD 04/17 23:05
187F：推 zhewei:我笑了～～～ 04/18 12:02
188F：推 lives:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 16:07
189F：推 MmonAmour:XDDDDDDD......讚啦!! 04/18 18:27
190F：推 Shinayu666:超爆笑~~ 臉都歪了!臉都歪了! 04/19 03:53
191F：推 tsscoec:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 08:43
192F：→ ohlajun:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 00:27
193F：推 juliette:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:30
194F：→ eatman:[超爽]結婚收到樂透頭采的券 04/25 12:57
195F：→ dearain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 23:31
196F：→ eva0617:XDDDDD 06/05 18:42
197F：推 playourole:[超幹]馬的！結婚時收到過期的樂透彩券！ 06/06 23:16
198F：推 caitaogui:後來有中獎嗎?? 06/26 17:17
199F：→ catmoon66:一券在手希望無窮XD 07/18 17:41
200F：推 sk023:五樓專業!! 08/20 19:55