作者lunumckyber (神奇的阿發波)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 不要騎太快
時間Sat Apr 14 20:16:30 2007
話說我們學校的體育老師不但各個都喜歡騎重型機車還喜歡騎快車
有一天
同學A載著同學B
途中遇到騎車時會變的鬥志十足的體育老師
停紅燈時給了同學A一個較勁意味濃厚的眼神
燈才一轉綠老師就急速飆走
這
分明是在示威嘛 ╮( \ ◇ /)╭
同學A跟同學B說:我們去追老師好不好!!!!!
同學b說好
同學A就跟著老師越騎越快 ╭( \ ___ / )╯
但a同學不知怎麼的突然減速
轉頭跟b同學說:
我們不用追了老師被警察追走了!!!!我們不用追了老師被警察追走了!!!!
我們不用追了老師被警察追走了!!!!我們不用追了老師被警察追走了!!!!
我們不用追了老師被警察追走了!!!!我們不用追了老師被警察追走了!!!!
我們不用追了老師被警察追走了!!!!我們不用追了老師被警察追走了!!!!
往前一看
只剩下兩台重型機車在追逐
一台是老師..一台是警察伯伯..
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1F：→ jumpingegges:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/14 20:18
2F：推 Erahhcram: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/14 20:18
3F：→ ufoon: 屌爆了 04/14 20:20
4F：→ jumpingegges:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/14 20:20
5F：推 lwei333:體育老師好像烏龍派出所的本田~ 04/14 20:21
6F：→ sleepgod0602:結局勒...我要結局XDD 04/14 20:23
7F：推 czaritza:老師: 來追我阿 哈哈~ 警察: 我來了 04/14 20:26
8F：推 harlemk416:我笑了....XD 04/14 20:26
9F：推 missmiffy:哈哈~:) 04/14 20:27
10F：推 cutetat:這不錯笑~~~~~哈哈 04/14 20:29
11F：推 kyfang:XDDDDD 04/14 20:30
12F：推 image:XDD 04/14 20:32
13F：推 ctlwmmax:XD 04/14 20:34
14F：推 dnhk:原po是正妹>/////////////< 04/14 20:34
15F：推 sleepcc: [超幹]學生找我飆車 竟然找警察幫忙>"< 04/14 20:35
16F：推 jumpingegges: 樓樓上陰我! 04/14 20:38
17F：推 kgis210921: 好好笑的老師喔 04/14 20:38
18F：推 huang1000:這個好笑XDDDDDDDDD 04/14 20:38
19F：推 rrcmjp:XDDDDDDD 04/14 20:39
20F：推 jolynn403:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 20:40
21F：推 k281234: XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 20:40
22F：推 oldling:覺得像本田+1 04/14 20:40
23F：→ jumpingegges:我新改裝的86，憑你那台破車也想追我.... 04/14 20:40
24F：推 uknow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 20:43
25F：推 pk90290:XDDDDDD 04/14 20:44
26F：推 jumpingegges: 口亨!在快也是８６ 04/14 20:44
27F：推 realwen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 20:48
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30F：推 chiaaa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 20:49
31F：推 XpZEROqX:我們不用追了 老師被警察追走了XD 04/14 20:51
32F：推 sofustofu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 20:52
33F：推 allen60169:這老師好酷! 04/14 20:52
34F：推 mooncakejay:同學A這個局... 04/14 20:52
35F：推 kukukukukuku:老師:早就很想跟警察尬車了 04/14 20:55
36F：推 jumpingegges: 老師:樓上的我知道你想說嗄! 明天你就完了 04/14 20:54
37F：推 somehow121:XDDDD 04/14 21:05
38F：→ takashi104:哈哈哈，太好笑了啦！ 04/14 21:08
39F：推 MrDeep:哈哈哈 04/14 21:10
40F：推 sinacity:我們不用追了老師被警察追走了!!! XDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:10
41F：推 swajiro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:11
42F：推 shinyhaung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:24
43F：推 selfhu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD希望你老師也是鄉民 04/14 21:26
44F：推 dnhk:真的沒有人覺得原po正妹呀?????? 04/14 21:26
45F：推 Kamelie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:27
46F：推 dhero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:28
47F：推 toyoching:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:31
48F：→ fallen0415:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:34
49F：推 tom90921:XD 04/14 21:36
50F：→ lunumckyber:不好意思回太晚 結局是老師停車掏證件 囧興 04/14 21:36
51F：推 yanshiang:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:39
52F：推 yihkoko:哈哈哈 不知道以後再次在紅燈處遇到 還趕不敢在使眼色XDDD 04/14 21:40
53F：推 angus1013:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:43
54F：→ lilafish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:48
55F：推 boost:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:56
56F：推 featherable:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 真遺憾被追走了 04/14 21:58
57F：推 KATORU:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 21:59
58F：推 focous:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 22:05
59F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 22:07
60F：推 vicrashel:哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我 04/14 22:07
61F：推 circler:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 22:12
62F：推 alin5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 22:23
63F：推 needhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這個好笑耶！警察被追走了 04/14 22:23
64F：推 ipillf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 可是樓上笨了 是被警察追走 04/14 22:25
65F：推 xiam:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.............. 04/14 22:28
66F：推 hightide:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好笨喔xd 04/14 22:29
67F：推 orange519:本田本田XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 22:30
68F：推 george31708:我也覺得像本田 04/14 22:30
69F：推 maxi247:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 22:31
70F：推 carol777:哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈阿哈ㄏ哈哈 04/14 22:42
71F：推 a28829424:什麼!!!!她被追走了!!!! 04/14 22:43
72F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 22:49
73F：推 redfghyiyt:哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 22:50
74F：推 showtow:XDDDDDDDDD 看到有人說警察被追走了~我的嘴角抽的更厲害了 04/14 22:51
75F：推 kissy:我看那個老師的始眼神是在說後面有警察吧 囧oooo 04/14 22:56
76F：推 Erislin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 23:06
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78F：推 fallingheart:像本田+1 04/14 23:21
79F：推 ANPTT:XDDDDDDDDD 04/14 23:21
80F：推 aadd2219:沒錯沒錯 像本田XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 23:23
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85F：推 zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/14 23:41
86F：推 kid45:被追走了 好幸福 可以一起騎車爬山了 04/14 23:49
87F：推 puffmei:哈哈 本田~~~ 04/14 23:49
88F：推 nccuer:警察:老師 我們一起去爬山吧~(羞) 04/14 23:53
89F：推 kevinastar:我沒笑耶XD 04/14 23:54
90F：推 Leson:直覺想到本田XD 04/14 23:55
91F：推 rufbewh:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:23
92F：推 shaufu27:有沒有後續阿?? 04/15 00:32
93F：推 Snowling:好好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:38
94F：推 kimyifan:老師應該在飆淚了吧.....哈哈XDDDD 04/15 00:46
95F：推 sfuji:超搞笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 00:51
96F：推 EMIRU720:老師用心良苦 怕原po被抓 就先入地獄啦 04/15 01:04
97F：推 fidoscsa:我笑了..哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:14
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99F：推 michael14047:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 01:37
100F：推 nanako510:好像烏龍派出所的本田~ 04/15 02:08
101F：推 AHMD:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 02:19
102F：推 arthur7472:本田老師:同學們~(扭) 04/15 03:56
103F：推 Milu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 07:40
104F：推 xoox:超經典XD 04/15 08:08
105F：推 bedenken:本田腦斯~~~等等我 04/15 08:55
106F：推 bbcattw:XDDDDDDD 04/15 09:43
107F：推 VIOLET523:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 09:53
108F：推 nepho:XD 04/15 10:01
109F：推 sagittarius0:XDDDD~~~ 04/15 10:03
110F：推 carrot731203:哈哈哈哈～～超好笑～ 04/15 10:12
111F：推 johnnysam:後續......快PO呀 04/15 10:15
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114F：推 dream0208:XD 04/15 10:58
115F：→ mengmine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 11:05
116F：→ yehnshin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 11:08
117F：推 benjamin26:有笑有推~~XDDDDD 04/15 11:13
118F：推 bluealumi:XD 04/15 11:16
119F：推 vin0911: 爆吧 ( ′-`)y-～ 04/15 11:17
120F：推 Clairela:XDDD~~~第一百推..^^ 04/15 11:17
121F：推 Yie:XD 04/15 11:28
122F：推 phatman:你們體育老師其實是本田吧!! 04/15 11:42
123F：推 franreaac:XD 04/15 12:02
124F：推 jumpings:這個好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/15 13:45
125F：推 skyrazui:XDDDDDDDD 04/15 13:57
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127F：推 elle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 15:06
128F：推 wewe1219:那老師真猛~ 04/15 15:28
129F：推 sk8678:超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 16:00
130F：推 darkangel123:不要對速度太執著.... 04/15 16:07
131F：推 candycatwen:頗白痴....哈哈哈 04/15 16:59
132F：推 hanweileo:原po是正妹 > < b 04/15 18:37
133F：→ arhat: XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 19:41
134F：推 tv2177:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 20:45
135F：推 quiet123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 被警察追走了 囧 04/15 22:53
136F：→ poikg:XDDDDDD 04/15 23:22
137F：推 dacapo:好好笑@@ 04/15 23:42
138F：推 cynthia520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 00:28
139F：推 QQLittleMi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 01:29
140F：推 beerfish:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/16 01:33
141F：推 PIGTrue:XDD 04/16 11:39
142F：→ shengkao:再快也是86 04/16 12:31
143F：推 a5121a2001:哈哈哈！請警察伯伯要注意不要人撞車撞死車（怪怪的） 04/16 13:35
144F：推 hanamaru:老師被警察追走了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 15:05
145F：推 midst:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 04/16 20:41
146F：→ lives:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 16:08
147F：推 MmonAmour:XDDDDDDD....被警察追走了~~~老師要小心阿 04/18 18:21
148F：推 chubiei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 03:25
149F：推 sunnypace:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 01:23
150F：→ siriusu:囧 04/23 21:44
151F：→ eatman:哈哈哈 老師被追走了~~~ 04/25 12:56
152F：推 ptt112233:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:20
153F：推 anna958618:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/28 13:23
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