作者deny0022 (你學長勒)
站內StupidClown
標題[無言]賴打的逆襲
時間Sun Mar 25 13:51:57 2007
話說今天早上六點...
是我們家族總動員去掃墓的日子╮(╯_╰)╭((睡眼惺忪貌))
大家在奶奶家集合..抄傢伙 ((鋤頭 鐮刀 鏟子..等重兵器))
於是大家開始往三芝的祖墳出發
今天是一個陰雨綿綿 且山上霧超濃的...................
一到了現場..大家開始動工.....割草
一年沒來..草真的都比人高了......(￣ー￣；)
一邊割草同時 我爸總是喜歡邊刁煙 邊割( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
煙 一支接著一支..............
一個多小時候 終於清理完畢 準備開始燒金紙了....
我老爹就把賴打丟給我 叫我開始燒金紙
我就先燒大張的....................
此時雨開始有點變大
大家全部圍在火爐前 加快燒金紙的速度
~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~
~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~
就在此時 爐內的金紙被雨弄太濕 快熄火了 (￣□￣|||)a
我馬上拿出賴打要重起爐灶
但是....就是打不起來!!!!
我:厚...阿爸!!你A賴打 進水了啦!!! ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ
爸:厚!!賴打撒來!!!我用厚哩看!!!! ╭ ﹀◇﹀〣
我:賴打((遞))
全部親戚就圍在金爐面前等我爸大顯神威 o(‧"‧)o
果然..男人一過四十就剩一張嘴.. ( ′-`)y-～
我阿爸喀了十幾下..依然無法點起來
爸: X!!奧賴打!!!
此時金爐的金紙 已經呈現悶燒..冒白煙..沒有火了
我:哈哈..我看阿祖A金紙 要用快遞送去!!
阿嬤:因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
就在我阿爸繼續努力"喀"時....
恐怖的事情來了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
阿爸一時手殘..賴打滑掉了!!!!!!
賴打滑掉了!!!!!!
賴打滑掉了!!!!!!
而且是...................掉到金爐裡面了!!!
掉到金爐裡面了!!!
掉到金爐裡面了!!!
瞬間...大家愣住了 (．＿．?)
下一刻....
幹 酸阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
以金爐為中心...大家四處閃避!!!
五秒後........碰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
金爐發生大爆炸...(￣□￣|||)a
金爐有點裂開....
不過...瞬間金紙又燒起來了...而且火勢相當猛烈 (￣ー￣；)
阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/
眾親戚:.............................................
所以..原來賴打進水了..還是可以用阿!!!!!!!!
果然是家有一老 如有一寶 _(●；－_－)●
P.s 各位鄉民 去掃墓記得要多帶幾個賴打喔..== ==
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3F：推 nx3326:阿祖:[狂幹]今年寄來的錢都被炸的爛爛的 叫我怎麼花阿!!! 03/25 13:53
4F：推 minipen:火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/ 03/25 13:57
5F：推 yuu1350600:好笑~ 03/25 13:57
6F：推 azxsw21q:三樓害我噴玉米濃湯 03/25 13:59
7F：推 michael14047:有好笑到XD 03/25 13:59
8F：推 l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDD三樓的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 14:04
9F：推 snowkei:我覺得你爸很有王火旺的fu (頑劣家族) 03/25 14:04
10F：推 iamtako:三樓有經驗? 03/25 14:09
11F：推 didila:[超幹] 今年清明 子孫把我放錢的保險箱炸裂了 03/25 14:26
12F：推 lupina:三樓害我肚子痛... 03/25 14:33
13F：推 badbadmonkey:3樓.. XD 03/25 14:38
14F：推 larcenciel:三樓經典啊 03/25 14:39
15F：推 newparry111:哈哈...專業換3樓當!!! 03/25 14:42
16F：推 allen60169:原PO好笑! 三樓讚! XDDDD 03/25 14:44
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22F：→ MANPringle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 14:59
23F：推 hangigi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:03
24F：推 quiet123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑! 03/25 15:03
25F：推 lkkppio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:06
26F：推 s1470258:3F 畫龍點睛 03/25 15:06
27F：推 louissuper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:07
28F：推 Milu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:14
29F：→ Taurnil:三樓太棒! 03/25 15:18
30F：推 b87887:推賴打爆炸 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:19
31F：推 kilik911:好像抓狂一族的劇情 囧rz 03/25 15:20
32F：推 spanglestars:XDDDDDDDDDDD 3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:23
33F：推 gilbert20:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 15:23
34F：→ Yehsb:.............原po真早起床阿... 03/25 15:24
35F：推 deny0022:樓上是教主耶..好久不見喔 03/25 15:26
36F：推 carlwang25:因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)||| 03/25 15:31
37F：推 takasi03:3樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:10
38F：推 imeder:阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/ 03/25 16:11
39F：→ AAU:3樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:22
40F：推 Nicoleching:XD 03/25 16:31
41F：推 musiclife:3樓專業XDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:37
42F：推 jumpings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:38
43F：推 st4123:因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)||| 03/25 16:45
44F：推 blurcloud:其實是阿祖顯靈啦!! 這篇太好笑了!!! 03/25 16:48
45F：推 mmm90415:XDDDDDDD3FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 16:56
46F：推 superbabyer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:05
47F：推 hayata:這1、2天掃墓~請問你們是客家人嗎?因為這幾天很多客家掃墓? 03/25 17:05
48F：推 dhero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:10
49F：推 hatasky:有笑有推 03/25 17:12
50F：推 riveranz:推三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:21
51F：推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:41
52F：推 jojotseng666:XDDDDDDD 有笑有推 以後專業的就換3樓啦~~~ 03/25 17:41
53F：推 iowaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:45
54F：推 ienjan:推原po和三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 17:47
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56F：推 furla168:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:05
57F：推 askingbbq:推爆推爆！ 03/25 18:15
58F：推 Candybi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 !!!! 03/25 18:16
59F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:19
60F：推 yamg:XDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:31
61F：推 DevilVic:幹超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:48
62F：推 Yie:3F XD 03/25 18:50
63F：推 fjzc:3F～～XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 18:59
64F：推 butter:我好久沒有狂笑了... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 19:00
65F：推 namekiss:看笨版長知識---原來要先落跑阿(記) 03/25 19:05
66F：推 franreaac:你爸..... 03/25 19:09
67F：推 asdfgh123:XD 03/25 19:21
68F：推 shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 19:34
69F：推 smarttommy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 19:36
70F：推 pinkdemon:3樓專業 03/25 19:39
71F：推 deny0022:哈.感謝3F.幫我潤文(~^O^~).我們只是剛好大家都有空就去 03/25 19:39
72F：→ deny0022:不是客家人..^^ 03/25 19:40
73F：推 cherrypink:哈哈 三樓超好笑 03/25 19:51
74F：推 T28: 阿祖:[狂幹]今年寄來的錢都被炸的爛爛的 叫我怎麼花阿!!! 03/25 19:54
75F：推 Adagietto:推三樓～～～ 03/25 19:55
76F：推 Cyanite:呵呵 03/25 20:03
77F：推 gx9900double:三樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 20:22
78F：推 ppv: 果然..男人一過四十就剩一張嘴. 推~~ 03/25 20:34
79F：推 hineboy:XDDDDD 03/25 20:59
80F：推 redone551:有笑有推喔 03/25 21:18
※ derex:轉錄至看板 CPU_TS731 03/25 21:22
81F：推 willy:原來直接丟賴打進去就可以快遞了 03/25 21:25
82F：推 hayata:下次掃墓也來試試這招><" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 21:38
83F：推 alufish:三樓讓我笑了XDDDD 03/25 21:43
84F：推 kkyan:三樓夠專業......我肚子好痛.......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 22:03
85F：推 plumg:推三樓 03/25 22:19
86F：推 harpseal0301:推三樓XD.....(≧<>≦)笑得肚子好痛.... 03/25 22:52
87F：推 Qptt: 有好笑到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 22:53
88F：推 summerkof:推三樓 超好笑 03/25 22:58
89F：推 drivel7310:阿祖罵說：死因宰，要我明年沒錢花是吧！！ 03/25 23:03
90F：推 mooninsnow:XDDDDDDDDDDDN0 三樓有專業拉~~哈哈 03/25 23:06
91F：推 chancying:XDDDD 03/25 23:10
92F：推 yuu1350600:全部都很經典 03/25 23:09
93F：推 deepbluedj:阿幹XD 酸~~~~ (看到這裡我就笑了XD) 03/25 23:17
94F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 23:18
95F：推 Coldfengzi:奇怪,不是用氣體(丙烷)的嗎? 03/25 23:59
96F：推 newjackle:阿祖急著要等不及你送快遞了 03/26 00:03
97F：→ toyoching:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:05
98F：推 mimiyaki:XDDDDDDDDD (￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏ 03/26 00:12
99F：推 andyjgc:小心！手榴彈！ (隊友陣亡) 03/26 00:13
100F：推 birdwings:Fire in the hole!! 03/26 00:33
101F：推 lucy910897:推三樓 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:34
102F：推 tatashi:推經典的三樓 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:48
103F：推 nx3326:怎麼推個文好有成就感阿 03/26 00:51
104F：推 convey1227:賴打丟到火裡會爆炸啊?我有摔過賴打但是沒爆炸 XDDDDD 03/26 00:52
105F：→ convey1227:以後丟到火裡試看看 = =+ 03/26 00:53
106F：推 end61728:哈哈~好好笑 03/26 01:06
107F：推 Xenomania:請你吃賴打 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 01:11
108F：推 ultrarider:我有摔過讓她爆過..角度要對好 03/26 01:13
109F：→ roger0918:廢話 賴打裡面是瓦斯啊 別白痴到真的拿去丟 03/26 01:16
110F：推 Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 01:18
111F：推 anochen:下次帶95去....更快更安全....@@ 03/26 01:27
112F：推 tom90921:XD 03/26 01:38
113F：推 dementquiet:3樓讚!!!! 03/26 01:40
114F：推 KAWA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 3f 03/26 01:45
115F：推 xkoric:阿祖:[狂幹] 只燒打火機給我..來根煙阿( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 03/26 01:49
116F：推 selient:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/26 01:52
117F：→ dxdxdxdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 02:02
118F：推 johnnysam:XDDDDDD 爆啦 03/26 02:05
119F：推 cargolux:爆 03/26 02:06
120F：推 sactar:推 03/26 02:06
121F：推 harphy:100 03/26 02:06
122F：推 unbisepenn:100分 03/26 02:18
123F：→ elle:3F...XD 03/26 04:05
124F：推 eason0310:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 06:56
125F：推 lucky1218:3F 太好笑啦 XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 09:56
126F：推 deblue:3F...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 03/26 11:37
127F：推 samcool:3F...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 12:04
128F：推 patc: 阿祖:[狂幹] 只燒打火機給我..來根煙阿( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 03/26 13:13
129F：推 gunden:哈哈 我也想推三樓 都很好笑 03/26 13:23
130F：推 neokoichi:笑死我了 我笑到肚子痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 15:33
131F：推 eustace:三樓真的超好笑 03/26 15:55
132F：推 luckydog0605:哈哈~~三樓好好笑~~ 03/26 15:56
133F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (笑翻) 03/26 16:00
134F：推 poundy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 16:43
135F：推 lovefoolish:3樓的經典....很有經驗吼?XD 03/26 16:51
136F：推 hsying:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推三樓 好好笑 03/26 16:59
137F：噓 ehrlich: 3F 有笑點 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 17:51
138F：推 fredbrown:好笑...樓上記得推回喔 03/26 18:03
139F：推 jimmy0618:三樓太經典了 板上狀態應該換這個 03/26 18:10
140F：推 bc0960:換版名啦 03/26 18:48
141F：推 bsb1530:換版名啦 03/26 19:48
142F：推 saywa:( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 03/26 19:57
143F：推 eisenccw:三樓的專業由今天開始 ~ XD 03/26 20:37
144F：推 DeathWizard:三樓害我狂笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 21:48
145F：推 memorytrace:3F真的有笑點XDDDDDDDDD 03/26 21:48
146F：推 chilli4321:推3F 03/26 23:17
147F：推 bonny0512:三樓害我半夜狂笑啦 03/27 01:48
148F：推 kayfox:推三樓 XDDDD 03/27 03:04
149F：→ zhou:XDDDDDD 03/27 03:27
150F：推 zeuselephant:3F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 05:20
151F：推 zacharypan:這好笑！幹～推阿！ 03/27 13:45
152F：推 TOOYA:噓什麼噓 你的推文很有特色嗎 礙眼 03/27 16:49
153F：推 newman69:火會不會太大了點??真是賴打逆襲!! 03/27 18:50
154F：推 cycu0315:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 18:55
155F：推 PeachRain:我笑到...連感動的淚水都流下來了XDDD 03/28 01:17
156F：推 catsintc:超好笑~~~ 03/30 21:15
※ angel0952:轉錄至看板 RSSH93_306 03/31 09:08
157F：推 angel0952:SORRY 借轉一下 如果不行 我再去它刪掉 03/31 09:09
158F：推 evolutionvii:還真的「快遞」咧…… 03/31 16:48
159F：推 ami0603:三樓真的是太妙了 原po爸爸也很妙 04/01 00:44
160F：推 scpxxxx:XDDDDD 04/04 20:07
161F：推 Mizaromilky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 15:19
162F：推 cloudyaung:賴打丟進去燒 爆開時能聞到瓦斯的味道喔 香香的 04/08 09:21
163F：推 trtc:3F本日最專業XDDDDDD 04/11 02:15
164F：推 v00001:推三樓XD 10/01 10:16
165F：推 contenta: 發爐啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 01/17 00:09