作者neverregret (久違)
看板StupidClown
標題表妹系列之 有骨氣的孩子！
時間Wed Feb 21 22:01:28 2007
這次過年回南部 又聽見表妹自爆小時候發生的笨事
他完全忘記他有兩個鄉民表姐 一直在等待上笨板出賣他的機會 XD
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這位表妹呢 從小脾氣就很倔
小時候去他們家玩 常常看見阿姨處罰他時 雞飛狗跳的浩大場面
而處罰完畢後 通常都會以罰跪反省做為事件的收尾
基於骨頭再怎麼硬 還是沒有藤條硬的弱勢下
表妹一把鼻涕一把眼淚的去牆角跪下了
但是
在表妹小小的心靈中 他想著：
「就算是被罰 也要被罰得很有骨氣！」
於是
抹掉最後一滴眼淚 他激昂著對著牆壁
勇敢的唱出：
「啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~」
而被公然挑戰權威的鐵面阿姨
則忍不住在他後面偷偷的笑歪了~~~
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1F：推 Impulse:啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/21 22:03
2F：推 wrecked:啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/21 22:04
3F：推 yocl: 啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/21 22:04
4F：推 rained: 阿~~~~挖啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ (向前走的台語打不出來 囧..) 02/21 22:04
5F：推 shooe: 啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ (圖咧) 02/21 22:07
6F：推 pinkarlene:啊~這怎麼跟我堂妹小時候一模一樣!!囧rz(是要認親了嗎) 02/21 22:11
7F：推 sandcu:太COOL了!我笑翻了XDD 02/21 22:14
8F：推 clovefen: ~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/21 22:20
9F：推 kkkkkkkkkk10:~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 欺負長ID O_Q 02/21 22:22
10F：推 quiet123:XDDDDD 02/21 22:23
11F：推 neverregret:請問六樓貴姓啊 囧 02/21 22:25
12F：推 walume: 啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 這樣能推在一起嘛?? 02/21 22:32
13F：推 razan: 啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 先偷推「在一起」... 02/21 22:38
14F：→ smile234414: ~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 欺負長ID..何必咧..(嘆) 02/21 22:37
15F：推 harry: 啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 笑到不正了~~~ 02/21 22:40
16F：推 Zorina: 啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/21 22:48
17F：推 wiley5015:~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 骨氣阿～～XD 02/21 23:02
18F：→ mmm90415: ~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 欺負長哀滴~~ 02/21 23:12
19F：推 TrumpJack:~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ XDD 02/21 23:13
20F：推 femei: 啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 太好笑了 02/21 23:14
21F：推 kenkendondon:~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/21 23:27
22F：推 maring: 啊~~~~我啥米摟不驚~~~~~~~ 02/21 23:31
23F：推 ixxi: 啊~~~~我啥米摟不驚~~~~~~~ XDDDDD 02/21 23:33
24F：推 tytytytytyu:~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 哈! 02/21 23:33
25F：推 ruined: 啊~~~~我啥咪攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/21 23:46
26F：→ aeriel: 啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ XDD 02/21 23:48
27F：推 rickykidd:啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 只怕藤條。. 02/22 00:09
28F：→ rickykidd:...ID過長 沒推齊 02/22 00:10
29F：→ Kimnara:啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 樓上不專業( ′-`)y-～ 02/22 00:42
30F：推 stanstyle:~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 好一個有骨氣XD 02/22 00:43
31F：推 george31708:~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 01:37
32F：推 s1470258::~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 02:27
33F：推 wendy1117:~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 新警察想玩推齊遊戲XDD 02/22 02:49
34F：推 orzorza3r:~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 何必呢 02/22 04:31
35F：推 laterken: ~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 原PO這個局佈很久了... 02/22 05:31
36F：推 koida: 啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 05:44
37F：→ franreaac:~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 真有骨氣的表妹 02/22 08:44
38F：→ OPpsyche:~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ XDDDDDDD 02/22 09:32
39F：推 Vincent0312:~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 10:25
40F：推 vi000246:啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 這也算有齊了 02/22 10:44
41F：推 plumg: 啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 12:42
42F：推 plantkiller:~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 13:31
43F：推 yachkotw:啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 13:44
44F：推 jordan6320:~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 15:13
45F：推 kayyang: 啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 20:46
46F：推 aaron21fish:~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 20:56
47F：推 smile01: 啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 21:38
48F：推 coolBrady: ~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 22:50
49F：→ tofa: 骨頭比藤條硬(認真) 02/22 23:31
50F：推 onlyskyish:~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/22 23:59
51F：推 xoyster: 啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 我笑了 02/23 00:32
52F：推 WMB: 啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/23 01:02
53F：推 SummerShine:~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 有骨氣 02/23 01:02
54F：推 chieh3210: ~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/23 09:12
55F：→ yc11: 啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/23 13:27
56F：推 kkk50928:啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 走音!!多罰兩個小時!! 02/23 13:48
57F：推 cophie: 啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 三個燈亮 淘汰!! 02/23 14:59
58F：推 wowojojo:啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/23 20:53
59F：推 pkn: 啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 妙哉XDDDD 02/23 21:33
60F：推 pearl0108: ~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 好好笑耶 02/23 21:35
61F：推 mjfi: 啊~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 太好笑了...XDrz 02/24 00:59
62F：推 redma:超Q！怎麼那麼Q！ 02/24 03:09
63F：推 chiayen920:~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/24 05:49
64F：推 jay117229: ~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/27 22:16
65F：推 zaezero:啊~~~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 02/28 12:32
66F：推 cascade1000:~~我啥米攏不驚~~~~~~~ 08/26 01:38