作者JLY1110 (小婷家的布丁貓)
看板StupidClown
標題Re: [閒聊] 老妹，總有一天妳會擠入上流社會的
時間Thu Dec 28 18:09:52 2006
前文恕刪
話說當年小弟也有一個家教學生(小六)
他是住在類似眷村的地方
某天
正在客廳努力的幫他上課
他老爹也在旁邊悠閒的嗑著瓜子
聽著收音機
就在這個時候
突然有個年約20出頭的男生
滿頭是血的衝了進來
"爸...隔壁阿龍OOXX...XXOO...#@#@..."
(消音部份因為講太快，還夾雜國罵，所以消音處理。)
而和藹的老爹只淡淡的說了...
"午老書低哩，覽粗來瓦靠共"
然後從地上抓了根鐵條就出去了
而我親愛的學生則睜著無邪的眼神看著傻眼的我
"老師，可能要提早下課喔(笑)
待會會打進來......"
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上天給了我一個機會認識妳
所以我把傳說中的真相PO出來
讓妳有機會說 ' 你是好人 '（指）
傳說：
http://www.wretch.cc/album/loveanita9
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