作者wizardfizban (瘋法師)
看板StupidClown
標題[閒聊] 一個 二個 三個 四個...
時間Sun Nov 12 01:26:50 2006
聽一個朋友說他以前高中時的趣事，但我一直覺得事主是他...
話說他那學校的宿舍中間有條水溝，不算很寬，人跳的過去。而那水溝好像剛好就是分隔
男女宿舍的分界線。所以他們學校規定晚上不得跨過那水溝，要不然大過一支。
有一天晚上，有位同學閒來無事跑到宿舍外面亂逛。不知為何，他一時興起，走到水溝旁
。
跳了過去，然後喊著：「一個大過」
又跳回去，「二個大過」
再跳過去，「三個大過」
四個
五個
六個
七個
.
.
.
在他玩的正盡興時，他猛一轉頭發現教官在一旁靜靜地看著他。
「幾個了？」
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「你要我做什麼？我不能......哦，可惡......」哈普羅一把抓住本資費，他正徒勞無功
地想把自己和雷桑拉上飛船。「你那隻龍呢？」哈普羅把老人拉上來，焦急地問他。
「基隆？」本資費像個被嚇呆的貓頭鷹，對著哈普羅猛眨眼睛。「好主意！聽說那裡的夜
巿不錯── 」
死亡之門─精靈之星
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1F：推 Chiaor:先承認你就是事主巴! 11/12 01:28
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4F：推 Alip:噗... 11/12 01:34
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6F：推 NYAITHEE:那你到底跳幾次你就老實說出來麻 11/12 01:42
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8F：推 ipessimistic:XDDDDD 11/12 01:45
9F：推 genbin:這麼奇怪的要求我這輩子沒見過 11/12 01:46
10F：推 creativegod:XD 11/12 01:50
11F：推 abcd1111:幹...我笑翻了 11/12 01:57
12F：推 sp056456:我又跳進來啦 我又跳出去啦 我又跳進來啦 我又跳出去啦 11/12 02:00
13F：推 san009:XDDDDD 這好笑 11/12 02:00
14F：推 fireflyyen:XDDDD 11/12 02:05
15F：推 memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 02:05
16F：推 iamvene:超好笑的啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 02:06
17F：推 MashRoom:我跳過來啦 我又跳過去啦 我又跳過來啦 我又跳過去啦～ 11/12 02:05
18F：→ MashRoom:記我啊笨蛋～ 11/12 02:06
19F：推 i524680:報告教官,其實我是在練乾坤大挪移......... 11/12 02:07
20F：推 aoc5000:XD 11/12 02:10
21F：推 StAKA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 02:11
22F：推 blackkane:笑翻了啦 哈哈哈哈 11/12 02:13
23F：推 lliyuu:教官:大家都看到啦~是他要我記的!!! 11/12 02:14
24F：推 onset:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 02:18
25F：→ evilpoint:我覺得教官講話都很好笑 XD)rz 11/12 02:19
26F：推 mgkmrmgi:是冷面笑匠,我一直懷疑其實他們心裡在偷笑 11/12 02:22
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34F：推 popzxcvasdf:哈~超好笑!!! 11/12 03:20
35F：→ Zephyrs:教官:像這種要求我這輩子沒見過 11/12 03:21
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40F：推 bluemidnight:這真的好笑XD 11/12 04:30
41F：推 crimsonsky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 06:35
42F：推 gn00063172: :像這種要求我這輩子沒見過XDDD 11/12 06:55
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44F：推 NUKnigel:笑翻掉~ 11/12 07:32
45F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD像這種要求我這輩子沒見過XDDD 11/12 07:40
46F：推 lavandersea:哈哈笑死我了啦 11/12 07:56
47F：推 Hans14:X] 11/12 08:04
48F：推 m1432012165:記我阿笨蛋~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 08:16
49F：推 bbbgggttt999:像這種要求一輩子沒見過XDDDD 11/12 09:31
50F：推 PoorTea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 09:39
51F：推 pcgamelee:只要有心 幾個大過都不是問題 11/12 09:40
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55F：推 iowaya:聽一個鄉民說他以前高中時的趣事，而我一直覺得事主是他... 11/12 10:40
56F：推 DoDoisSocold:XDDD 11/12 10:49
57F：推 charling717:哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑 11/12 10:54
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65F：推 mayday198076:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 12:06
66F：推 netii:好笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11/12 12:26
67F：→ wizardfizban:事主是不是我 不會影響這事的存在性 所以不重要 11/12 12:33
68F：推 orangehb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 12:43
69F：推 Scorpiongirl:好智障啊 XD 11/12 13:00
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73F：推 NanikaNL:推瘋子費資本 11/12 13:37
74F：→ wizardfizban:哦！ 想不到有人看的懂我的ID和暱稱耶！ 11/12 13:51
75F：推 urto:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 14:04
76F：推 linkinchez:我還以為是搞笑漫畫日和XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 14:10
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78F：推 swg1319:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 14:29
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84F：推 foreverlord:正心的愛(礙)河? 11/12 15:36
85F：→ wizardfizban:是正心沒錯... 11/12 16:09
86F：推 moritachiny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 16:32
87F：推 texting:哈哈哈我也是正心的 好懷念阿XDDD 該不會是淋罄昌教官吧 11/12 16:33
88F：→ wizardfizban:@.@ 你們不要把劇中人物都報出來呀！ 囧 11/12 16:45
89F：→ liuchihying:唉唷 我的媽啊 笑死我了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 11/12 17:25
90F：推 lynnping:我笑到翻掉，靠…XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 17:37
91F：推 snooze:正心人推... 11/12 18:44
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96F：推 happycoser:這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 19:42
97F：推 pearl0108:哈哈~超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 19:45
98F：推 freemanjkdd:愛(礙)河~~~不是填平很久了~~~(幾十年??~@@?)~~ 11/12 19:57
99F：推 s1470258:九個... 是你偷的吧!!! 11/12 20:02
100F：推 shin696:這種要求我一輩子都沒聽過.......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 20:02
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102F：推 keikolin:愛河~~ 哈哈 就是正心..我也是..大肥昌退休了吧 11/12 20:54
103F：推 glayteru00:哈哈哈哈哈 這個教官妙 11/12 20:56
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※ minutess:轉錄至看板 MCJH_8810 11/12 21:39
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106F：推 Sunofgod:噗 XDDD 11/12 22:00
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※ jk456jk:轉錄至看板 NCCU06_PA 11/12 22:14
109F：推 newbox66:這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 22:30
110F：推 candc46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 最近教官系列的文很多~~~ 11/12 22:33
111F：推 shadowmoon:這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/12 22:46
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115F：噓 Moxon:還沒推暴...XD 可惜 -.- 好笑耶 11/13 00:06
116F：推 leo007:就是填平了變小水溝才可以跳過來跳過去....正心好愛河好~~ 11/13 00:08
117F：推 siriusu:推推 11/13 00:10
118F：推 maddercat:很好奇簽名檔是真的有這本書嗎?? 11/13 00:24
120F：推 tina80141:這種要求我一被子都沒聽過 11/13 00:37
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122F：推 godenocean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 00:48
123F：推 linzhengzhan:這是聽以前的學長說的啦；至於教官嗎，聽說姓“孟“ 11/13 00:57
124F：→ linzhengzhan:我進高中部時，他已經退休了說；應該有人認識他吧… 11/13 00:59
125F：→ linzhengzhan:ps.我現在已經25歲了，所以是好久以前的故事了（茶） 11/13 01:02
126F：推 kcott:這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 01:04
127F：推 chack:這種要求我一輩子沒見過.... 11/13 01:08
128F：推 smileone:XDDDDDDDD超好笑 11/13 01:09
129F：推 qqsheep: 這種要求我一被子都沒聽過....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 01:14
130F：推 crazybetty:XD 11/13 01:16
131F：→ ABeChen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 01:41
132F：推 snowblack09:哇是正心是正心耶~~我也是正心人XDD 11/13 01:43
133F：推 ArrowSmith:推一下本資費 11/13 01:49
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137F：推 AAU: 這種要求我一輩子都沒聽過 11/13 03:45
138F：推 Lanewap: XDDDDDDDD 11/13 05:38
139F：推 gorden00:XDDDDDDDDD 11/13 09:29
140F：推 uunnii:正心人推一下 11/13 12:10
141F：推 cheko:像這樣的要求從來沒見過 11/13 15:06
142F：推 ice0905:正心人一定要推的XD，好想林教官呀~~XDDD 11/13 15:52
143F：推 lovefir:正心人推一下 11/13 17:46
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145F：推 plpl:正心人推推推 11/13 19:03
146F：推 l00A:正心人推～～孟教官是以前顧宿舍的..長的很帥..林教官人不錯 11/13 20:22
147F：推 starshine:好笑到爆 XD 11/13 21:34
148F：推 windtrace:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:27
149F：推 boldt:正心人推 11/13 23:00
150F：→ lasslass:XDDDDD 11/13 23:36
151F：推 cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:07
152F：推 guitarnini:你看不到我看不到我看不到我...3(~.~)E... 11/14 04:44
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154F：推 funnyway:XDDD 11/14 10:31
155F：推 SummerShine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 16:29
156F：推 kuaibaby:正心人推推推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 19:44
157F：推 fairy1215:教官退休了..還挺想他的 11/14 19:43
158F：推 JackKKK:QQ 11/15 00:42
159F：推 dragonsoul:XD 11/15 10:53
160F：推 GeniusMrlai:我又跳進來啦 我又跳出去啦 我又跳進來啦 我又跳出去 11/15 21:37
161F：推 fairy1215:正心人推推推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 21:40
162F：推 Raist:推iowaya XDDDDDD 笑死了 11/15 22:00
163F：推 dreamthief:正心人一堆~~好懷念愛河阿~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 23:13
164F：推 cherry313:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 23:51
165F：推 PhySeraph:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD半夜憋笑 我要死了. 11/16 02:16
166F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:25
167F：推 kkkkkkkkkk10:教官:大家都看到啦~是他要我記的!!! 11/16 18:01
168F：推 GiGiWiWi:XD 11/16 19:20
169F：推 Makomoon:我也要推瘋子本資費XDXD 11/16 19:45
170F：推 pearlymirror:肚子好痛哈哈哈XDDDDDDD 11/16 23:00
171F：推 nibgn:我上正心初一時 早沒愛河了 老子現在大一被退學 11/17 01:57
172F：推 youzen1226:再推本資費！！XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/17 15:16
173F：推 lilaccat:正心推....XD 11/17 17:37
174F：推 rhinoii:我懷疑教官常駐在那邊監視 11/17 18:15
175F：→ s110220:在正心沒看過愛河 現在連芒果都變鳳梨了 11/17 20:47
176F：推 xxx22088:哈哈哈 11/17 22:47
177F：推 nnn3:哈哈哈~正心人推..剛剛就在想是不是林教官 哈哈~ 11/17 23:09
178F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/18 00:51
179F：推 anions:正心人推... 11/18 00:51
180F：推 ibulondong:XD 還是很好笑 借轉!!! 11/18 02:37
※ ibulondong:轉錄至看板 NLHS-3th-306 11/18 02:38
181F：推 youshow:光頭昌教官退休了，不過現在還在學校工作，約聘公務員 11/18 19:25
182F：推 miljs:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/19 08:15
183F：推 d80338:我又跳過去了~ 我又跳回來了~ 記我過呀~笨蛋! 11/26 20:11
184F：推 nuvita:正心人推... 好想教官喔~ 11/26 23:24
185F：→ beyonce091:借轉,謝謝 12/23 15:27
186F：→ waterflow:XDDDD 06/29 19:06
※ iec:轉錄至看板 jhs_series 01/13 23:57