作者Matsuzaki (浩司君)
看板StupidClown
標題同事的超猛電話
時間Thu Nov 9 19:20:14 2006
下午同事A 的分機響了，因為他手邊超忙，我也很忙沒辦法幫他接...
於是他轉頭叫我：「浩司，拜託幫我按一下免持！」
我：「ok!」 (按)
同事A 對著電話喊：「喂你好！」(手繼續忙)
電話那頭傳來一個中年婦女的聲音...
婦女：「老公啊..」
大家開始囧，難道這傢伙扮豬吃老虎？騙人說沒結婚 + 單身，好在公司把妹嗎？
(眾說紛紜吱吱喳喳唏唏唆唆)
同事A：「(囧)妳哪位？」
大家：「(唷還裝勒...) (對啊真爛..) (要重新評價這個人....)」
中年婦女：「我啦，老公今晚早點回來唷，我買了補的給你吃~」
同事A：「啊？買什麼？」
中年婦女：「海參啦 (有點羞的口氣)，今天晚上要加油喔 (羞)」(喀喳掛)
同事A：「(囧囧囧囧)」
大家：「唷~~ 要加油喔~~~」「看不出來唷~~」「老公補的唷~~~」
同事A：「(囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧囧)」
(十分鐘後...)
這十分鐘內辦公室的流言沒停過，A也忙完了他的事情。
壓下免持逼逼波波很熟練地按了一串號碼。
中年婦女：「喂？」
同事A：「媽.....妳剛打給爸對不對？」
中年婦女：「啊？你怎麼知道？？」
同事A：「(大喊)因為妳打到我辦公室來了！！」
(全辦公室石化)
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中年婦女：「死嬰仔！啊你是不會卡早講喔！！阿恁父仔聲奈A這尼像啦！！」(喀喳掛)
同事A聳聳肩，繼續忙他的。
但是直到下班，辦公室內的悉嗦聲還是一直沒停過。
多麼性福的老夫老妻啊~~~(羞)
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拍照就拍照，嘟什麼嘴上唇那麼用力幹嘛！
為什麼要從上往下拍，覺得自己臉大沒自信是不是？
幹老子今天用 85mm F1.2 L 拍重得要命妳把它當廣角喔？
眼睛拍不大啦，拍那麼大要死喔，妳是母 ET 啊！！
旁邊的看什麼看？妳們自拍女也一樣啦！怪毛病一堆！！
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1F：推 vfox:老公今天晚上你猜吃什麼 11/09 19:22
2F：推 johnson34:看完以後狂笑..... 11/09 19:24
3F：推 complete:人言可畏啊 辦公室裡一群好事者 11/09 19:24
4F：推 mytear:我笑了我笑了 整個讚XD 11/09 19:26
5F：推 Rey29:這真的好笑 ~ 11/09 19:27
6F：推 kodo:以後不敢用免持聽筒了....(筆記) 11/09 19:28
7F：推 johnson34:跟昨天的忍者龜你怎麼了有的拼.... 11/09 19:28
8F：→ etrana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 19:29
9F：推 outhere:阿恁父仔聲奈A這尼像啦！！XDDDDDD 11/09 19:34
10F：推 ero7728:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 19:35
11F：推 rainley:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD滿分 11/09 19:35
12F：→ pigha:晚上吃代步烏龜 11/09 19:37
13F：推 auikeey:XDD怎麼會好笑成這樣 哈哈 11/09 19:37
14F：推 mooning:你同事一整個鎮定耶! 11/09 19:38
15F：推 showtow:不知道為什麼~我也不小心跟著囧了一下 11/09 19:42
16F：推 shosuke:好讚XDDD 11/09 19:43
17F：推 redru:超好笑XD 11/09 19:45
18F：推 snatch:XDDDDD幸福的咧! 11/09 19:46
19F：推 knnp:海參好吃嗎? XD 11/09 19:46
20F：推 oldy:XD 11/09 19:47
21F：推 noviage:真幸福 ～ ＸＤ 11/09 19:51
22F：推 mindylin:好笑好笑.....XD 11/09 19:51
23F：推 miko740909:XD 11/09 19:54
24F：推 EasyJR:原來海參會補啊XD 11/09 19:53
25F：推 kuraturbo:晚上要加油嘿~XDD 11/09 19:55
26F：推 pcgamelee:好幸福的夫妻阿 11/09 19:57
27F：推 tsaicarol:一整個好笑到不行~哈哈!! 11/09 19:57
28F：推 alaswrinkle:好甜蜜唷~~也很好笑 哈哈哈 11/09 20:06
29F：推 lollon:好笑~~~~不過挺幸福的 11/09 20:09
30F：推 kkkkkkkkkk10:好幸福的夫妻阿!!! 11/09 20:09
31F：推 jerry7323:老公～～今晚要努力喔! 11/09 20:09
32F：推 shameonyou:幸福啊!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 20:10
33F：推 mochine:超好笑的 11/09 20:14
34F：→ GreenNicky:XDDDDDD 11/09 20:15
35F：推 oophs:XD 11/09 20:15
36F：推 wafall:很可愛耶~~兒子反應也太冷靜了吧^_^ 11/09 20:17
37F：推 yoshini:n可愛的爸媽喔^^ 11/09 20:18
38F：推 roger0918:我笑了兩次啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 20:19
39F：推 hacoolman:XD 11/09 20:21
40F：推 gatawiselot:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 20:23
41F：推 rogueyang:唷～要加油喔 XD 11/09 20:23
42F：推 walkerboy:看成"月事超猛...."的 <囧 11/09 20:29
43F：推 qaws68:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 20:30
44F：推 pero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 20:31
45F：推 kodato:XD 11/09 20:39
46F：推 fireflyyen:這篇有m的資格啊XDDDD 11/09 20:40
47F：推 fish0112:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 20:41
48F：推 Nvil:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 20:44
49F：推 thhwc:太好笑了 借轉 11/09 20:45
50F：推 Matsuzaki:請便 XD 11/09 20:50
51F：推 meillian:XDDD 11/09 21:01
52F：推 Avrilwinner:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 21:03
53F：推 sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 21:05
54F：推 simpleduck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/09 21:06
55F：推 wen0863:實在很好笑~~~ 11/09 21:12
56F：推 wildinheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 21:34
57F：推 ouyang:這篇超讚~粉好笑~~~~~~ 11/09 21:36
58F：推 Victoria:這個同事大概瞎很久了吧 11/09 21:40
59F：推 gzgz:推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 21:50
60F：推 bluestarain:好笑,好笑 XD 11/09 21:50
61F：→ XiCheng:挖咧，超好笑...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 21:57
62F：推 jennytakashi:好笑，GOOD!!! 11/09 21:58
63F：推 marco741030:哈哈XD 11/09 22:02
64F：推 zxwxz:真是好性福呢 哈哈 11/09 22:04
65F：推 weinuo1017:可愛的爸媽XD 11/09 22:05
66F：推 denning:看成月事的超猛電話+1 XDrz 11/09 22:09
67F：推 Erahhcram:+1 跟忍者龜有拼～～～ 11/09 22:12
68F：推 finex14:吃海參 補什麼阿= =? 11/09 22:25
69F：推 lovy:好笑 11/09 22:31
70F：推 proletariat:原po大概還要多個弟弟或妹妹.... 11/09 22:32
71F：→ proletariat:原po的同事A 11/09 22:33
72F：推 smile0120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 22:36
73F：推 shiuan409:XDXD 11/09 22:41
74F：推 ffmuteki9:性福得不得了~~XDD 11/09 22:41
75F：→ zo4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 22:42
76F：推 paimer:好甜蜜喔~~XD 11/09 22:58
77F：推 qioip:太甜了~~~~XDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 23:02
78F：推 smallsamsam:超CUTE的爸媽~~~幫推!!! 11/09 23:18
79F：推 angelo20:XD 11/09 23:39
80F：推 shadowmoon:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 23:39
81F：推 Matsuzaki:回樓上的，所謂以形補形，海參嘛.. 11/09 23:41
82F：推 mdeternity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 23:44
83F：推 mozunato:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 23:47
84F：推 PoorTea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 23:50
85F：推 angel6502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 23:55
86F：推 lostturtle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 23:58
87F：推 ExcessBurden:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 00:04
88F：推 iliya1005:推簽名檔~~XDDDDDDD 11/10 00:07
89F：推 catma:好可愛唷^^ 哈哈 11/10 00:14
90F：推 godblessu:XD 11/10 00:15
91F：推 echox7321:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 00:15
92F：推 esabear:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 00:30
93F：推 tsioge:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 00:33
94F：推 himeno:撈A阿~金阿日甲賽喔 11/10 00:32
95F：推 yui0218:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 00:45
96F：推 lifeking:推簽名檔 借轉無名喔：） 11/10 00:50
97F：推 bluemidnight:好幸福啊~XDDD 11/10 01:00
98F：推 Matsuzaki:我個人是沒差...不過你們這樣到處轉會害到我 XDDD 11/10 01:00
99F：→ Matsuzaki:不過同事之間要是有鄉民還上笨板我應該也逃不掉...*_* 11/10 01:01
100F：推 yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 01:23
101F：推 rainborn8228:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/10 01:35
102F：推 kobe1015:讚 11/10 01:43
103F：推 Hans14:太好笑啦!!! XDDDDD 11/10 01:46
104F：推 motokare:天 也太甜密了吧..............XD 11/10 01:59
105F：推 shiuanII:XDDDDD 11/10 02:23
106F：推 asasdodo:哈... 11/10 02:29
107F：推 shakeLG:讚啦 11/10 02:33
108F：→ AAU:XDDDDD 11/10 02:49
109F：推 fisgo:XDDDDD 11/10 02:57
110F：推 fhgz:XDDDDDDDD 11/10 03:02
111F：推 philxiao:推 這篇有M的資格 至少爆吧！ 11/10 03:08
112F：推 Elivanta:XDDDDD 11/10 03:15
113F：推 selhish:XDDDDDD 11/10 03:17
114F：推 emmawanga:XD 11/10 03:18
115F：推 weayulu:好歡樂的感覺阿~~~ 11/10 03:23
116F：推 swama07:推˙ !!!!哈哈99勒 11/10 03:27
117F：推 Blulala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 03:27
118F：推 polar17:XD 11/10 03:40
119F：→ waid:好幸福的夫妻阿 11/10 03:41
120F：推 axyl:XD 11/10 03:41
121F：推 mosquito3467:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 03:47
122F：推 pandacat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 06:14
123F：推 avrillove:哈哈哈哈 好幸福啦XD 11/10 06:25
124F：推 iongjenq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 07:52
125F：推 FHead:XDXDXDXD 11/10 08:06
126F：推 Shinjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 08:18
127F：推 pauhsi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 08:31
128F：推 nicemonkeyfa:老夫老妻還這麼甜蜜XDDDDDD 11/10 09:48
129F：推 JoannaChang:超可愛的 >_< 11/10 10:11
130F：推 ROYISBEST:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 11:09
131F：推 BFApollo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 11:25
132F：推 coffeecocoa:好可愛的老媽~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 12:43
133F：推 duo751111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 13:17
134F：推 tioson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 14:17
135F：推 nhwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 14:37
136F：推 paul7751:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 借轉謝謝 11/10 14:45
※ paul7751:轉錄至某隱形看板 11/10 14:47
137F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 14:54
138F：推 Lanewap: 原po文筆不錯~ 11/10 16:00
139F：推 ForSinSoKing:好幸福阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 16:16
140F：推 HukataNami:好性福 11/10 17:27
141F：推 spere20:老耶~~今天記得要吃海?喔.... 11/10 17:44
142F：推 lasslass:XDDDDDDDDD 11/10 19:11
143F：推 HOTONY:這麼恩愛 11/10 23:45
144F：推 newbox66:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/11 16:52
145F：推 xxx22088:好幸福... 11/11 21:13
146F：→ spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 11/11 21:18
147F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/11 22:47
148F：推 bikestormer:XDDDDDDD 11/12 02:08
149F：噓 kickme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 13:59
150F：推 kickme:按錯> < 推回來 11/13 14:01
151F：推 DRUM013:XD 11/13 16:07
152F：→ uresi:XD 大茂黑瓜 11/14 13:56
153F：推 reliveinfire: 笑死我了~ 11/15 14:33
154F：推 cupid0611:噗ㄘ...看成月事了.....莔 11/16 01:07
155F：推 clearclear:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 00:01
156F：推 KIMORA:屌 05/07 22:25
157F：推 zuruineko:推簽名檔 08/12 17:14
158F：推 miu4570:XD 朝聖 09/07 02:59
159F：推 HukataNami:簽名檔中肯 09/12 01:11