作者chrisfadis (波弟)
看板StupidClown
標題[閒聊] 幹，不要進來啦！
時間Sat Sep 30 15:34:23 2006
話說我們學校宿舍浴室是用門簾的
從去年開始每次洗澡就都在擔心會不會有人很無聊就衝進來
昨天晚上看兩個室友聊MSN聊的很爽快
於是就決定自己先去洗澡
結果我最擔心的事情果然發生了
洗澡洗到一半的時候
門外：嘿、我們拿牙刷來幫你刷背了
我：靠腰！不要鬧啦！
門外：來不及了，我們已經沾好牙膏了，安啦！會幫你刷的乾乾淨淨的
我：幹！不要進來啦！我真的會生氣喔！
門外：哈哈哈！你叫破喉嚨沒有人會來救你的！
接著就是一連串的劇烈攻防戰
但是瘦弱如我根本沒辦法抵抗兩個大男人的暴行
浴簾就刷地一聲被拉開了
......結果門外站著兩個拿著牙刷的陌生男人
其中一人：......靠北，找錯人了，拍謝
我：......幹！
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2F：→ deaa:你該慶幸...他們不是拿肥皂要你撿XD 09/30 15:36
3F：推 shakeLG:上廁所被開過門還好是認識的 囧 建議下次你玩陌生人 09/30 15:37
4F：→ d78965:不好吧 囧 09/30 15:39
5F：推 boltsky:XD 09/30 15:57
6F：推 October29:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/30 15:57
7F：推 azzboy:有股蛋蛋的哀傷 XD 09/30 15:59
8F：推 EucalyptusJ:有好笑 哈哈哈哈 他們來扒你的背喔~~~XD 09/30 16:01
9F：推 Dvc:XDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/30 16:02
10F：推 WayenWay:有好笑到 哈哈 ^^" 09/30 16:22
11F：→ oj113068:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 16:37
12F：→ neering:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了 09/30 16:38
13F：推 Hatred:靠北，找錯人了，拍謝 09/30 16:38
14F：推 polito:哈哈.... 09/30 16:39
15F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 16:48
16F：推 dragonsoul:XD 09/30 16:59
17F：推 darkemissary:把肥皂丟出去啊 09/30 17:00
18F：推 nameless023:XD 09/30 17:03
19F：推 pm2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:07
20F：推 Darius1979:外面突然扔塊肥皂到腳邊 原po想也沒想就彎下腰去撿 09/30 17:11
21F：→ Darius1979:然後就是SHE的歌 ~ 花都開好了 ~ 09/30 17:12
22F：推 kurasaki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:19
23F：推 poca:>//////////< 09/30 17:22
24F：推 PacificBlue:推花都開好了 09/30 17:29
25F：推 gottagokimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:30
26F：推 mdeternity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:31
27F：→ NUKnigel:XDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:33
※ Hatred:轉錄至看板 Yup00-04 09/30 17:33
28F：推 shin696:笑死我了XD 09/30 17:35
29F：推 creativegod:靠北，找錯人了，拍謝 XDDDDDDD 09/30 17:39
30F：推 cathyting:推花都開好了 XDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:39
31F：推 ths920613: 靠北，找錯人了，拍謝 XDDDDDDD 09/30 17:41
32F：推 NewMyLife:啊 XD 09/30 17:48
33F：→ woii:以前我們學校男宿的浴室門很爛，鎖都是爛爛的 09/30 17:48
34F：→ woii:所以浴室門輕易的就可以撞開 09/30 17:50
35F：→ woii:之前我們班男生跟隔壁班的都會互鬧，說要拍裸照 09/30 17:50
36F：推 PTTccGod:幹 笑死我了 09/30 17:51
37F：→ woii:所以有一次就趁A同學在洗澡時，撞門而入，手裡還拿相機 09/30 17:51
38F：→ woii:所以第一次A同學很不幸的被拍到一點裸照 09/30 17:52
39F：推 OAmonkey:超好笑 09/30 17:53
40F：→ woii:結果第二次其它人要再如法炮製時，一把門撞開~他們笑死了 09/30 17:53
41F：→ woii:因為A同學穿泳褲洗澡啦~= =~ 09/30 17:53
42F：推 Simakui:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:54
43F：推 kruze1989:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 17:55
44F：推 ahha:哈哈哈哈~XD 嘿、我們拿牙刷來幫你刷背了 09/30 17:57
45F：推 fueetf:XDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:00
46F：推 wowysky:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:01
47F：→ meja:推花都開好了XDDD 09/30 18:02
48F：→ ivsdong:好青春阿!! 09/30 18:03
49F：→ meja:我以前大學的女生宿舍浴室也是簾子.... 09/30 18:07
50F：推 meja:女生宿舍不流行刷背的 .... 09/30 18:13
51F：推 tzhlin:XDDD 09/30 18:15
52F：推 crazysniper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:17
53F：→ chrisfadis:沒想到這篇居然被我高中同學看到...... 09/30 18:19
54F：推 windy0131:哈哈～～這個好好笑！XDD 09/30 18:19
55F：推 ooohhhooo:我來幫你刷背囉~~ 09/30 18:20
56F：推 damimaple:XD 09/30 18:23
57F：推 crycloud:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:26
58F：推 jeanhsien:meja大大的女生宿舍不流行刷背,那流行刷什麼啊(好奇..) 09/30 18:30
59F：推 featherfish:窗戶? 09/30 18:33
60F：推 newgpx:原PO：幹！！！！！別走阿.... 09/30 18:38
61F：推 MissWang:XDDDDD 09/30 18:42
62F：推 yuko750423:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:43
63F：推 aphrotite:室友感情真好阿 XDDDDDDD 09/30 18:44
64F：推 htwbaga:XDDDDDDDDDDDD >///////////< 09/30 18:45
65F：推 nosweating:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:05
66F：→ innocencec:推..花都開好了~XD 09/30 19:08
67F：推 coffeecocoa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:10
68F：推 maxf:這年投流行牙刷斷背...刷背 09/30 19:11
69F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:19
70F：推 skizzy:XD 還好牙刷沒有進去嘴巴以外的地方XD 09/30 19:21
71F：推 aphrotite:推文開始壞了 XD 09/30 19:39
72F：推 mms:那畫面真精采 想像中… 09/30 19:47
73F：推 duckling2: ╮(╯＊╰)╭ 花都開好了～～ 09/30 19:47
74F：推 ATA88:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:52
75F：推 cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:57
76F：推 wbs016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 20:08
77F：→ dofolin:別忘了要撿肥皂!! 09/30 20:28
78F：推 whgamicat:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 20:30
※ II33:轉錄至看板 NTPU-STAT95 09/30 20:33
79F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 20:36
80F：推 kurry:我要推花都開好了～ 09/30 20:43
81F：推 ncubios: 推花都開好了～ 09/30 21:08
82F：推 falassion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 21:10
83F：→ evart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 21:12
84F：推 homodes: 花都開好了～ 09/30 21:13
85F：推 babbitt1007:笨版免疫力又再次被突破 09/30 21:33
86F：推 stanyyt:XDXDXDXDXD 09/30 21:45
87F：推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 21:49
88F：推 ccw76:.....靠北，找錯人了，拍謝XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:08
89F：推 stcb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:13
90F：推 melaine:XDXDXDXDXD 09/30 22:16
91F：推 chuyeyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:41
92F：推 lynechrista:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:46
93F：推 kcott:快把肥皂丟出去 09/30 23:00
94F：推 Halleluiah:笑死我了~~~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~ 09/30 23:04
95F：→ ofkofk:原PO：得罪了方丈還想跑? (扔肥皂) 09/30 23:06
96F：推 bluevodka:.....靠北，找錯人了，拍謝XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 23:43
97F：推 rayko:牙刷可以拿來刷直腸 很舒服喔 09/30 23:50
98F：推 SophiaCat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:08
99F：推 wanga:人人心中都有一座斷背山.. 10/01 00:09
100F：推 ogawa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:19
101F：推 jennytakashi:笑死我了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/01 00:36
102F：推 Sunny719:哈 真監介 10/01 00:37
103F：→ earlobes:好好笑喔~~~~~~ 10/01 00:42
104F：→ earlobes:最後那個"靠北，找錯人了，拍些"真的超機掰的 XDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:42
105F：推 ted2:拿小槍爆他頭 10/01 00:47
106F：推 tina02119:花都開好了XDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:51
107F：推 gorden00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:54
108F：推 nicemonkeyfa:花都開好了 10/01 00:59
109F：推 accordingto:push 10/01 01:03
110F：→ scared2death:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 01:06
111F：推 wlsherica:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 01:45
112F：推 SoSexy:XD 10/01 01:55
113F：推 cashlou250:哈哈哈~好好笑哦!! XD 10/01 01:56
114F：推 zoewangiu:花都開好了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 02:13
115F：推 chrisdo:花都開好了 XDDDDDD 10/01 02:15
116F：推 ying79:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 02:29
117F：推 ThuLonnie:......靠北，找錯人了，拍謝XDDDDDDDD 10/01 02:51
118F：推 featherfish:靠北...推錯人了,拍謝XDDDDDD 10/01 02:51
※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 10/01 02:57
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120F：推 angelasuka:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 09:45
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122F：推 uresi:花都開好了 10/01 11:49
123F：推 ericen:好笑 10/01 12:31
124F：推 love1994:XD 10/01 12:45
125F：推 mangocat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 12:47
126F：推 iicc15:花。都。開。好。了… 10/01 13:52
127F：→ shinloving:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 13:59
128F：推 icenuclear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 14:05
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130F：→ nepho:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/01 14:47
131F：推 frostwing:推花都開好了XDDDDDDD 10/01 16:02
132F：推 mochacat12:推花都開好了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 16:10
133F：推 m85535317:推給他爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 16:18
134F：推 featherfish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 16:25
135F：推 chiky:趁還沒爆推一個 10/01 16:29
136F：推 featherfish:該爆了 10/01 16:30
137F：推 featherfish:拍謝...終於爆了 10/01 16:32
138F：推 sixuj:哈哈哈 這好笑 10/01 16:42
139F：推 zsxa1234: 花都開好了 10/01 16:43
140F：推 SaladPie:花都開好了 XDDDD 10/01 17:49
141F：推 george36:好好笑喔 有效笑到 10/01 18:31
142F：推 cherlee:~花都開好了~ XDDDDD 10/01 19:18
143F：推 ieieie:花都開好了 XDDDD 10/01 19:22
144F：推 RuinAngel:推花都開好了 10/02 00:11
145F：推 kuoboy1988:花都開好了 10/02 01:44
146F：推 Mizaromilky:靠北，找錯人了，拍謝! 10/02 01:50
147F：→ Mizaromilky:花都開好了 10/02 01:50
148F：推 jeffgk2005:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 02:50
149F：推 castral:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 07:01
150F：推 FirstAngel:哈~我笑到好開心哦 10/02 10:38
151F：推 ghostru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 13:26
152F：推 orangehb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 18:40
153F：推 Ray1031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 19:19
154F：推 poin:哈哈哈哈哈哈 幹 我快笑死了~~~~~ 10/02 22:21
155F：推 coolaru:推花都開好了XD 10/03 10:07
156F：推 spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 13:03
157F：→ asami:推花都開好了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:21
158F：推 makiwoo:借轉 10/04 01:15
※ makiwoo:轉錄至看板 FJU_AD-04 10/04 01:16
159F：推 ptt112233:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 22:15
160F：推 bjwmk732:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd 10/06 06:57
161F：→ zhou:XD 10/08 11:40
162F：推 eva0617:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 02:09
163F：推 WineCheese:推花都開好了 XDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 06:25
164F：→ LYHA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/18 01:33
165F：推 HukataNami:囧吧，孩子。XD 10/26 11:28
※ wud:轉錄至看板 Toko_IT_1st 12/11 14:44
166F：推 wInIc:xdddddddddddddddddd 06/26 18:35
167F：推 chris:看完最後三句我快笑死 01/19 13:17
168F：推 CFfisher:2012 XD 12/19 20:14