作者colorma (熱到翻白眼)
看板StupidClown
標題因為吞大量安眠藥送急診洗胃?
時間Mon Sep 18 22:31:06 2006
這是我們還在急診實習時，
老師講的...
我覺得還頗扯的...
某天，喔咿喔咿送進一個因為吞食安眠藥而昏迷的病人!!!
根據家屬描述，
因為病人吃飯時間沒出現，
就去敲他的房門，
打開一看!!!
看到的是叫不醒的病人，
跟床頭一罐安眠藥!!!
他們第一個反應就是馬上打119...
醫生就馬上幫病人洗胃~
洗胃是很痛苦的!!!
就是把像食指這麼粗的管子~
從嘴巴放到胃裡!!!
再用空針把裡面的東西吸出來...
過一會~
幫病人打了安眠藥拮抗劑~
病人醒了~
醫生就問病人....
你吃了多少安眠藥進去???
病人有點驚恐的說............
(((((((((((( 兩顆 )))))))))))))
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1F：推 vulcanyouo:XD ..... 病人：我肚子有點餓... 09/18 22:32
2F：推 SCARLETMOON:囧..... 09/18 22:33
3F：→ star01:鄉民:讓他睡 讓他睡 09/18 22:34
4F：→ muc0731:XDDDDDDDD 醫生:你撞牆吧! 09/18 22:34
5F：推 ccc101419:我~又~笑~了~ 09/18 22:35
6F：推 spykk:XD 09/18 22:35
7F：→ jastin2000: 醫生，你撞牆吧! 09/18 22:35
8F：推 sunnydays:哇哈哈哈哈好好笑唷~~~~ 09/18 22:37
9F：推 Zatarra:我大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:39
10F：推 terrybaby:好像某電影的劇情...藥剛好吃完了 09/18 22:39
11F：推 whgamicat:XDrz 09/18 22:42
12F：推 mikechan:XDDDDDDD 09/18 22:43
13F：推 eastcat:安眠藥 應該不會放一缶給病人吧 09/18 22:44
14F：推 SINWENYU:((兩顆))XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:45
15F：推 waratah7:所以加上安眠藥拮抗劑會很亢奮嗎XDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:46
16F：推 seiyoku:好囧"XDDDD 09/18 22:46
17F：推 zestycurry:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:49
18F：推 weichia:XXXXXXXXD 09/18 22:51
19F：推 MPF:醫生一定很想死 09/18 22:52
20F：推 zeze:XD 病人醒了應該傻眼吧 09/18 22:52
21F：推 caprigemi:天阿XDDD 09/18 22:54
22F：推 Abadon:今天第一笑XD 09/18 22:54
23F：推 xx52002:好慘 XDDDDD 09/18 22:54
24F：推 qqoc:XDDDDDD 09/18 22:55
25F：推 togs04:讓他睡 讓他睡!! 09/18 22:55
26F：推 October29:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:58
27F：推 chunkai98:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:59
28F：推 Crucio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:59
29F：推 cl3bp6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:00
30F：推 koalaboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:00
31F：推 Basty:好慘XDDD 09/18 23:00
32F：推 smaljohn:噗哧XDDDDDDD 09/18 23:00
33F：推 memalina:好可憐 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:01
34F：推 HeatStroke:慘~~~~~~~ 09/18 23:03
35F：推 geniusyuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:05
36F：推 claudia09:哇哈哈哈~~~~ XD 09/18 23:05
37F：推 freesamael:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/18 23:07
38F：推 tagheuer:..病人: 竟然夢到在醫院醒來.... 09/18 23:07
39F：推 qbaow:好悽慘XD 09/18 23:11
40F：推 shefans02:哈哈..好好笑..也好悲哀 09/18 23:12
41F：推 lovecoffee:噗哈哈哈哈哈XDD 09/18 23:12
42F：推 beatrizjuan:有夠冤的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:13
43F：推 snow79:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:14
44F：推 choyamay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太爆笑了拉!! 09/18 23:16
45F：→ doll2004:XDDDD 09/18 23:18
46F：推 relax109:拮抗劑:我的犧牲是如此的沒有價值... (〒△〒) 09/18 23:18
47F：推 windelfTW:XD 哈哈哈哈 好慘啊 09/18 23:20
48F：推 Colula:本日最好笑XD 09/18 23:24
49F：推 RedDevils:還有一罐耶!看就知道還沒吃玩吧~不過好笑 09/18 23:25
50F：推 fire415:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:27
51F：推 Zorina:XDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:29
52F：推 dark03000:好可憐阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:29
53F：推 yanshiang:XDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:31
54F：推 xli:笑尬吱吱叫 XD 09/18 23:36
55F：推 pinkdemon:好可憐喔 09/18 23:39
56F：推 linsikin:原來兩顆不算多阿...（以為兩顆很多剛開始還看不的笨蛋） 09/18 23:42
57F：推 uller:超好笑 09/18 23:44
58F：推 tsioge:給他睡 給他睡 09/18 23:44
59F：推 satheni:真的好笑 09/18 23:45
60F：推 heeee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑好笑 哈哈哈哈 09/18 23:46
61F：推 cptl:太悲慘了 XD 09/18 23:46
62F：推 windforty:主角:真怪今天作夢夢到有人幫我洗胃 09/18 23:47
63F：推 penguin7272:XDD 09/18 23:50
64F：推 otto23:XDDDDD 09/18 23:54
65F：推 vicathene:超好笑！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:59
66F：推 pinkyo:本來想好好睡一覺的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:01
67F：推 PutinCat:好可憐~~~ 09/19 00:04
68F：→ klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:10
69F：→ colorma:我也覺得他很可憐... 09/19 00:16
70F：推 qazwersxdcfv:這篇應該m起來 XD 09/19 00:20
71F：推 MAGGIE99:太悲慘了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:21
72F：推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:21
73F：→ adonistung:今天看到最好笑的 m起來啦 09/19 00:22
74F：推 lynechrista:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笑 09/19 00:22
75F：→ colorma:>///< 09/19 00:22
76F：推 shymermaid:好可憐喔..病人跟醫生都是苦主..=.= 09/19 00:26
77F：推 scapegoat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:31
78F：推 original10:哈哈哈哈~靠杯 好可憐 09/19 00:31
79F：推 flint:XD 09/19 00:33
80F：推 loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:37
81F：推 dxdxdxdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:39
82F：推 Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:40
83F：推 duduma:哈哈哈哈哈 09/19 00:41
84F：→ kevinz77:讓他睡!讓他睡!XDDDDDDDDDD~ 09/19 00:48
85F：推 eiji2099:靠腰 好好笑喔 09/19 00:56
86F：→ colorma:其實啊...每次洗胃完~都還要灌瀉藥進去胃裡...我們老師說 09/19 01:03
87F：→ colorma:那個瀉藥可以讓人連續拉三天...洗胃就算了...還拉三天... 09/19 01:04
88F：推 duo751111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:05
89F：推 libert:XD 09/19 01:09
90F：推 bigjam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:09
91F：推 g41u04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:23
92F：推 purplechyi:哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑歪了啦 09/19 01:34
93F：推 asami:笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超可憐耶 09/19 01:48
94F：→ HOTONY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:52
95F：推 newest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/19 01:56
96F：推 kingzzz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 02:09
97F：推 killbaga:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 02:11
98F：推 neering:好慘~囧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 02:24
99F：推 mindylin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太烏龍了吧...哈哈 09/19 02:26
100F：推 mistofsnow: 病人：我還有點餓... 09/19 02:59
101F：推 Ferrero0212:超好笑...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 03:48
102F：推 franreaac:冏 09/19 07:03
103F：推 KiddX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 08:28
104F：推 Leone:XDDDDDD 09/19 08:34
105F：推 zoewangiu:醫生，你撞牆吧!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 09:16
106F：推 peyyu:病人..."我只是想好好的睡一覺而已<囧>" 09/19 09:23
107F：推 hua1322:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 09:29
108F：推 nbuadmin:=.= 病人..."我只是想好好的睡一覺而已<囧>" 09/19 10:07
109F：推 iopkl1309:XXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 10:27
110F：推 acurser:XDDDD 09/19 10:39
111F：推 WineCheese:XD XD XD XD 09/19 10:43
112F：推 FishAwo:超好笑的 09/19 10:49
113F：推 jzn:XD 09/19 10:50
114F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 10:51
115F：推 candc46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 10:52
116F：推 cs12600:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 11:02
117F：推 august8585:XDDD 09/19 11:04
118F：推 Klimit:讓它爆吧XD 09/19 11:06
119F：推 AJS:好可憐 09/19 11:06
120F：推 eggimage:..................................................... 09/19 11:24
121F：推 Cirnelle:好痛~好痛阿~~我肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:13
122F：推 hanamaru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:24
123F：推 chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:31
124F：→ mosquito3467:噗滋.. 09/19 12:41
125F：推 ciso444:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:47
126F：推 monkeyqoo:病人:醫生 我肚子還有點餓 09/19 12:51
127F：推 show38:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:52
128F：推 grhdln:好離譜 XD 09/19 14:24
129F：推 fdav:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 15:27
130F：→ icenuclear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 09/19 15:37
131F：推 sumiri: (((((((((((( 兩顆 ))))))))))))) 09/19 15:42
132F：推 upyourfinger:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 15:54
133F：推 ha2234:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 17:04
134F：推 ddty:笑 09/19 17:48
135F：推 siori:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 18:22
136F：推 asagi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd 09/19 18:49
※ lomio:轉錄至某隱形看板 09/19 19:46
137F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 20:22
138F：推 PTTccGod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 20:35
139F：推 olycats:看完推文才懂~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 21:12
140F：推 selfhu:奇怪....在醫院幹麻還打119 09/19 21:20
141F：→ colorma:他是打119才被送進來的病人... 09/19 21:22
142F：推 fish0112:好"雖"的病人XDDDDDD 09/19 21:24
143F：推 bbcattw:好笑 XDD 09/19 22:03
144F：推 jarlinlove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 22:32
145F：推 sylian:沒醫德的醫生真是越來越多了XDDDDDD 09/19 22:47
146F：推 snooze:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/19 23:07
147F：推 umenosola:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好爆笑 09/19 23:30
148F：→ sk8678:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:35
149F：推 tunya704:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 00:08
150F：推 gorden00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/20 03:26
151F：推 dragonsoul:病人：我只是想好好的睡一覺而已<囧> 09/20 05:36
152F：推 reinforce:哪裡沒醫德? 09/20 08:21
153F：推 seigi:大推 XD 09/20 08:36
154F：推 jolynn403:好可憐…可是好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD" 09/20 10:05
155F：推 ariaqua:有夠好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 14:30
156F：推 dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 17:13
157F：推 suzuken:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 17:20
158F：推 aassd:空瓶不能亂擺床頭 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 20:15
159F：推 james60709:可能會睡死的情況下，請勿將安眠藥放置旁人可以看到的 09/21 00:13
160F：推 lemondog:病人：我夢到我在醫院醒來沒想到我醒來後我真的在醫院 09/22 15:26
161F：推 nepho:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 02:36
162F：推 saybyebye:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 11:04
163F：推 fishdumpling:XDXDXDXDDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(睡) 09/24 21:36
164F：推 genieangela:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/25 02:35
165F：推 ZoZs:好好笑 一定要推的阿 09/25 22:50
166F：推 clbb:XD 09/26 01:34
167F：→ zhou:XD 09/29 00:40
168F：推 Mizaromilky:XD 09/30 01:33
169F：推 bajiqa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 05:23
※ zxczxczxc:轉錄至看板 HATEradio 10/28 03:02
170F：推 yunweiTAKO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/01 23:34
171F：推 gsx7777777: 醫生:你撞牆吧! 12/31 13:56
172F：→ gurder:笨板經典阿 XD 05/13 17:05
173F：推 est:好好笑XDDD 2007-11-15 11/15 21:46
174F：推 duck0823:超悲慘的病人 02/20 00:51
175F：推 voguehan:真淒慘 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2009/ 02/27 21:39
176F：推 chi81:2009/12/12 12/12 11:57
177F：推 chris0629:有笑有推 08/02 22:48
178F：推 aowater:哈哈~ 01/28 20:37