作者s4511981 (御浪幻靈)
站內StupidClown
標題[暗色系幽默]暗算
時間Tue Aug 29 12:46:30 2006
既然有人提到暗色系幽默
來出賣一下我高中同學
他就是暗色系幽默的那種 講話自己都不會笑的
某天他又一臉正經的過來說:
「欸，我表演暗算給你們看。」
我們也沒說什麼 就等他表演...
於是他蹲到牆角，嘴裡念念有詞的說：
「我是一顆蒜，好暗好暗...」
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1F：→ jerry7323:.................................................... 08/29 12:48
2F：推 arisalisa:我不爭氣的笑了....囧... 08/29 12:54
3F：→ FANTERRY:我笑了......... 08/29 12:56
4F：推 chainchain:噗喫............................................... 08/29 12:58
5F：推 mooninsnow:笑了XDDDDDD 08/29 12:59
6F：推 erickraz:摳哈哈哈.....XD 08/29 13:01
7F：推 kirika:噗.................................................XDDD 08/29 13:02
8F：推 gorden00:不爭氣笑了........................................... 08/29 13:02
9F：推 ailetter:我笑了.....越看越好笑.....可是好冷................... 08/29 13:03
10F：推 ducktom:這個我喜歡XD 08/29 13:06
11F：推 a44765580:我也不爭氣的笑了...XD 08/29 13:07
12F：推 snoopyglc:噗哈哈...........這真是有妙到！XDDD 08/29 13:07
13F：推 imanikki:這顆笑點是在朱穆朗瑪峰上找到的嗎? 08/29 13:11
14F：推 monch:不爭氣大笑中............................................ 08/29 13:13
15F：推 ective:明明就不好笑,我還是笑了XDDDDDDDDD 08/29 13:15
16F：推 inoegao:畫面想像起來好好笑XD 08/29 13:15
17F：推 be12337:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 13:17
18F：推 franreaac:天哪,好妙喔! 08/29 13:19
19F：推 mangoflava:我的理智告訴我這不好笑 可是我卻不爭氣的笑了 囧 08/29 13:18
20F：推 spir60514:.................................................... 08/29 13:21
21F：推 hijenou:好冷~~~~ 不過我因為看了推文而嘴角稍微上揚 08/29 13:21
22F：推 maybefree:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 13:23
23F：推 sku:不爭氣的笑了,而且有股想揍人的衝動... 08/29 13:25
24F：推 saininniang:自以為是永澤 08/29 13:29
25F：推 kooxp1230:XD 笑到流眼淚 08/29 13:34
26F：→ ffwind:永澤是洋蔥啦!! 08/29 13:34
27F：推 fredlee:為什麼我抓不到笑點? ．←這是笑點嗎？ 08/29 13:34
28F：推 DarkOfWings:請不要在笨板找笑點... 08/29 13:37
29F：推 LucAngel:我笑了 XD 08/29 13:37
30F：推 FeAm:....................噗XDXDXDDD 08/29 13:39
31F：推 finalx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 13:42
32F：推 BuzzStyle:我竟然漾起一絲微笑\("▔□▔)/~~~~ 08/29 13:44
33F：推 meower:冷...... 08/29 13:45
34F：→ mimipoca:笑了 08/29 13:46
35F：推 tiamokyo:我不爭氣的笑了.....XDDDDDD 08/29 13:48
36F：推 cteas:.....好白癡XDDDDD 08/29 13:50
37F：推 abian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有白痴到 08/29 13:54
38F：推 mayfly:夠好笑 XD 08/29 13:55
39F：推 godoflp:推→自以為是永澤 08/29 13:56
40F：推 ttttt40:JOKE版的笑點常常來笨版偽裝成笨點XD!!!! 08/29 13:58
41F：→ tomin:哈哈 08/29 14:00
42F：推 XiCheng:笨板比JOKE還JOKE 08/29 14:01
43F：→ lovy:不爭氣的笑了 08/29 14:09
44F：推 sgelplus:我竟然笑了 orz 08/29 14:19
45F：推 Icedance:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 14:26
46F：推 babeboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 14:27
47F：推 Tsukaima:推笨板比JOKE還JOKE..哈哈哈哈OTL.. 08/29 14:32
48F：推 ccrimson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 14:33
49F：推 snakeh89232:好棒，我愛這種XDDDDD 08/29 14:39
50F：推 kaitoisj:這裡是笨板吧!? 怎麼如此就可 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 14:38
51F：推 lisacat31:阿~好好笑XD 08/29 15:10
52F：推 yuuchilyann:暗色系原po 強推!!賞你兩個坐墊!!(倒在地上笑ing) 08/29 15:17
53F：推 sunmoon915:他他他他… 他是野口吧? 囧 08/29 15:21
54F：推 wel1721:哈哈哈 我大笑~ 08/29 15:21
55F：→ eva0617:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 15:25
56F：推 spittz:不爭氣的笑了+1 08/29 15:36
57F：推 zi209003:哈哈哈 好笑耶 08/29 15:40
58F：推 orangebang:白痴啦XD! 08/29 15:41
59F：推 lucky1218:我也笑了 XDDDDDDDD 08/29 15:49
60F：→ ToWin529:XD 08/29 15:50
61F：推 hiromichan:好冷!!!!!可是我笑了 囧......... 08/29 15:49
62F：推 fish0112:........................XDDDD(狂笑ing) 08/29 15:57
63F：推 ck6a83:我的理智告訴我不能笑 可是嘴巴上揚了 囧 08/29 16:06
64F：推 LillianChen:天啊!~這明明不好笑，可是嘴角怎麼會上揚呢?\(′▽‵ꄠ 08/29 16:20
65F：推 wasiqoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 樓上別欺騙自己，真的很好笑 08/29 16:29
66F：推 fivehundren:......................嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎 08/29 16:32
67F：推 cherrypink:哈哈哈 我也大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 16:33
68F：推 f728679hg:笑死我了...XDDDDDDDDD 08/29 16:33
69F：推 JiEsSouL:.................................................呵呵 08/29 16:38
70F：推 smaljohn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 16:45
71F：推 gatawiselot:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我是永澤 08/29 16:47
72F：推 knnp:XD 冷斃了... 08/29 16:48
73F：→ lucas01:好冷喔 08/29 16:49
74F：推 Nvil:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈哈 用想像的爆笑出聲XDDDDDDDD 08/29 17:00
75F：推 sasha1019:XDDD 08/29 17:01
76F：推 bluefish0630:嘴角不自覺地上揚了.. XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 17:01
77F：推 Lunachen:冷到最高點但我卻笑了，真可惡XD 08/29 17:03
78F：→ Nvil:推文裡的 自以為是永澤也超好笑 阿哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD 08/29 17:05
79F：→ superorton:JOKE版的風格 ... 08/29 17:12
80F：推 chien06166:嘴角不爭氣XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 17:18
81F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 17:19
82F：→ hikarujun:我以為他要自己默默心算 過一會 恩...算完了 暗"算" 08/29 17:38
83F：推 pauhsi:............ 08/29 17:48
84F：推 aiyou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 18:13
85F：推 cutejenny:很不爭氣的笑了..... 08/29 18:25
86F：推 Berlin5148:不爭氣的笑了+1.....囧 08/29 19:02
87F：推 myronj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 19:35
88F：推 kn0413:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 19:42
89F：推 elle:不爭氣的笑了+1.....XDDDD 我笑點太低了...orz 08/29 19:44
90F：→ joywhale412:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 19:51
91F：推 lde:不爭氣的笑了+1 08/29 19:52
92F：推 zerosin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 20:02
93F：推 neering:過了三秒突然笑出來... 08/29 20:03
94F：推 jyunwei:哪裡好笑＝ ＝ 可是為什麼 我一直笑XD 我想到永澤啊… 08/29 20:09
95F：推 XDXDXDD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 20:39
96F：推 mmmbop:好智障啊~哈哈哈哈 08/29 20:46
97F：推 roy122322:不爭氣的笑了 +1 08/29 20:47
98F：推 muchwater:我也不爭氣地笑了..... 08/29 20:48
99F：推 LEOPARDO:不爭氣的笑了+1 08/29 21:02
100F：推 Min0818: 不爭氣的笑了+1 08/29 21:17
101F：推 StoneDorian:我 我笑了 ~~~~囧 08/29 21:24
102F：推 josherlin:我很迫不及待的表演給朋友看了~~XD 08/29 21:27
103F：推 mywater0806:不爭氣的笑了+1 08/29 22:15
104F：推 rainbowfeng:我真的...很不爭氣...XD 08/29 22:34
105F：推 mdeternity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 22:37
106F：推 ivyfrog:我可以認識你朋友嘛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 22:42
107F：推 choswer:雖然很冷....可是我狂笑XD 08/29 22:44
108F：→ nicemonkeyfa:我不爭氣的笑了 08/29 22:46
109F：推 Enzoki:知道很冷...還是不爭氣的笑了 08/29 22:51
110F：推 chimney75412:我的理智告訴我這不好笑 可是我卻不爭氣的笑了 囧 08/29 23:01
111F：推 gisela514:好瞎喔~但還是不爭氣的笑了+1 08/29 23:20
112F：推 needhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDD暗蒜的YO 08/29 23:30
113F：→ csaxon:我是顆笑點.....好冷好冷..... 08/29 23:44
114F：推 panhoho:看似很冷卻很好笑呀 08/29 23:46
115F：推 pizzahut:這是我看過最好笑的一篇..... 08/29 23:54
116F：推 ckindo:笑了 08/29 23:58
117F：推 trustmyself:噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈噗哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 23:58
118F：推 m1432012165:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我不爭氣的笑了= = 08/30 00:14
119F：推 belongs:笨版就可化XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 00:25
120F：推 lynnping:我剛表演給閃光看被罵白癡…但真的很好笑說…XDDDDD 08/30 00:46
121F：推 jzn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 00:48
122F：推 zls608:大推!!我笑的很開心XD 08/30 01:11
123F：推 kiaia:爆吧 ~~ 08/30 01:12
124F：推 wasiqoo:媽~~~我在這裡 <囧/ 08/30 01:14
125F：推 kfamlora:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 01:44
126F：推 humicreative:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD他其實很想紅喔!!! 08/30 01:55
127F：推 sonicview:100~ 08/30 01:59
128F：推 amiwudark:哈哈 08/30 01:59
129F：推 cherlee:我笑了... 08/30 02:15
130F：推 mukey:100推 08/30 02:52
131F：推 cezanne:XD 08/30 04:24
132F：推 vovococo:超好笑的說XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 05:26
133F：推 blanchemo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 07:23
134F：推 karon:我也很不爭氣..............XD" 08/30 08:34
135F：推 shinshin65:我笑了XDDDDD 08/30 11:23
136F：推 wasiqoo:借轉 08/30 11:33
※ wasiqoo:轉錄至看板 THU-CHEM94 08/30 11:35
137F：推 brianice:不爭氣地笑了... 08/30 11:49
138F：推 iopkl1309:我不爭氣的笑了....囧.. 08/30 11:50
139F：推 maydaykof:不爭氣地笑了. 08/30 11:51
140F：推 hyian:我很不爭氣的笑了...理智也告訴我很好笑... 08/30 12:41
141F：推 candc46:太冷了…… 08/30 12:43
142F：推 hyelim:該死的恨自己不爭氣... 08/30 12:54
143F：推 libra929:哈哈 超好笑 08/30 13:36
144F：推 john6510:我....笑了 08/30 13:40
145F：推 maik7023:笑了 08/30 15:08
146F：推 chasher:下次請他表演"當選"好了～把他關進冷凍庫吧…… 08/30 16:12
147F：推 kloin:好好笑阿~~~ 08/30 21:44
148F：推 philosophia:明明很冷我卻不爭氣地笑了XDDDDDD 08/30 22:45
149F：推 k2star:我也笑了= = 真的好白痴 08/30 23:15
150F：推 swallow75111:明知到很冷~還是笑的很開心XD 08/31 00:04
151F：推 ArgoNautyoyo:我不爭氣的笑了 囧........... 08/31 01:00
152F：推 ivansailu:不爭氣的笑了+1...... 08/31 06:02
153F：推 scream7:冷的太好笑了! 08/31 10:32
154F：推 leoellen:我笑了噗 08/31 13:01
155F：推 lblack11:超好笑的！ 08/31 13:05
156F：推 antiknocking:這是永澤吧… 08/31 15:02
157F：→ siriusu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/01 01:09
158F：推 jill:我居然笑了......囧 09/01 12:23
159F：推 hsuanjj:XDDDDDD 09/02 01:26
160F：推 antiiss:XD靠 超蠢XD 09/02 15:03
161F：推 badangle:我不爭氣的笑了~大笑~XXDD 09/02 21:42
162F：推 ptt112233:冷到最高點但我卻笑了，真可惡XD 09/02 21:49
163F：推 kisasei:我笑到差點被喉糖哽到XDDDDDDDD 09/03 02:56
164F：推 jp6vup:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/03 12:19
165F：推 elviswhite:怎麼辦 笑不停耶~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 09/03 14:04
166F：推 princessmake:XD 09/03 17:04
167F：推 hsiehfat:雖然冷爆，但是我笑了...好妙 09/04 16:54
168F：推 Basty:就是那個點，就是那個點，好好笑～～！ 09/06 02:48
169F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/06 15:00
170F：→ zhou:XDDD 09/06 19:49
171F：推 WineCheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 12:50
172F：推 Midiya:不爭氣地狂笑了 +1 10/05 13:10
173F：推 ashin942:推永澤XDDD 10/24 18:01
174F：→ lazyone:嘴角不爭氣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/29 03:15
175F：推 urasea:非常不爭氣的笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/06 22:16
176F：推 zw227:超好笑的XDDD 07/06 06:31
177F：推 firgjask:真的非常好笑^^ 06/04 19:06
178F：推 dorachen69:2013來看還是很好笑 04/09 14:14