作者queck (恩)
看板StupidClown
標題[閒聊] 大自然的反撲?= =
時間Mon Aug 28 19:36:03 2006
去找一個正妹同學哈啦
聊到一半 聽到怪怪的鳥叫聲
她就跟我解釋說 那是她家養的鳥
然後超級無敵開心的跟我說
她們家現在還有一隻剛出生的小小小鳥
不過一分鐘 馬上就把小小小鳥抱來給我看了
小心翼翼的把牠 捧在手上
臉上開心得意的表情 可以殺死路過的路人
然後開心的大喊 : 看 牠超可愛的吧 哈哈哈哈哈阿(表情動作大又誇張)
就在這瞬間
那隻鳥 跳進她嘴巴裡 囧 牠跳進她嘴巴裡 囧 牠跳進她嘴巴裡 囧
最後我只好強力忍住笑 把牠救出來 XDD
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1F：推 sing0930:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/28 19:37
2F：→ XiCheng:我只好伸圖了....(伸) 08/28 19:38
3F：推 waid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 19:38
4F：推 Skx:還好不是...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...呃..咕嚕... 08/28 19:38
5F：→ inhan:母鳥還在餵的鳥最好不要隨便抓出來 08/28 19:38
6F：推 yijiunlin:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD 08/28 19:39
7F：推 ChuuTatsu:大推XDD 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈嗝 08/28 19:39
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9F：推 polito:怎麼沒吞下去...XD 08/28 19:43
10F：推 ShBoGi:變相的"口交"嗎?? 08/28 19:43
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12F：推 phoenixsh:圖! 08/28 19:50
13F：推 finley3065:12f的有點西斯啊 08/28 19:50
14F：推 kamisun:進樹洞躲起來是一些鳥的天性 08/28 19:50
15F：推 ttttt40:跳進去後拉出來XD....... 08/28 19:52
16F：推 nosweating:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 19:55
17F：推 puppy1219:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 酷耶 08/28 19:58
18F：→ grimmp57796:XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大笑點! 08/28 19:59
19F：推 bluestear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太利害了 08/28 20:00
20F：→ cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 20:12
21F：推 cg989898:小鳥：ya~主人幫我蓋一個新家 XDDDD 08/28 20:16
22F：推 rabbit37:XDDDDDDDDDD推 08/28 20:17
23F：推 apple90101:小鳥：ya~主人幫我蓋一個新家 XDDDD 08/28 20:21
24F：推 geniuscott:進樹洞躲起來是一些鳥的天性 08/28 20:22
25F：推 October29:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 08/28 20:23
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※ Crucifixx:轉錄至看板 joke 08/28 20:33
28F：推 Min0818:XDDDDDDDDD 果真是大自然的反撲~~ 08/28 20:35
29F：推 Camio810:XDDDDDDDD 超好笑的 08/28 20:36
30F：推 loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 20:42
31F：→ siyuen:吞下去就囧了XDDDDDDDD 08/28 20:48
32F：推 shefans02:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑.. 08/28 20:50
33F：推 jzn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 20:54
34F：推 cthata:小鳥:洞裡面有一隻好大的蟲蟲~~我來了~~ 08/28 21:10
35F：推 ltmqw:小鳥：看我的入洞八法… 08/28 21:12
36F：推 coreyou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 21:18
37F：→ freesamael:那如果洗澡的時候...阿，不要，那邊不行~~(羞) 08/28 21:25
38F：推 dearain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 21:35
39F：推 Shiowchee:XDrz 08/28 21:51
40F：推 regasha:把小鳥拿出來，把另外一隻放進去 08/28 21:54
41F：推 zerosin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 很酷內~~~~~ 08/28 21:55
42F：推 aimlessli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 21:55
43F：推 D122122123:牠長大了.... 08/28 22:06
44F：推 wasmemory: 原PO:乖乖乖，趕快出來，那是我家小鳥要住的喔(奸笑) 08/28 22:14
45F：推 alvinzeno:好笑 08/28 22:16
46F：推 DXG: 樓上西斯了... 08/28 22:16
47F：→ queck:我是女生耶= = 你要住你找她商量啦 囧 08/28 22:16
48F：推 alyshia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD樓上西斯 08/28 22:16
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50F：推 Forwell:樓上的小鳥住不了多久一定會頭暈嘔吐~~ 08/28 22:34
51F：推 zo4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/28 23:31
52F：推 allison110:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYA~蓋新家 08/28 23:38
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54F：推 SuperMP3:正妹：小鳥在我嘴巴裡面的日子 08/29 00:10
55F：推 carboyUSA:樓上的...怎麼聽起來好像A片的片名..... 08/29 00:13
56F：推 liuchihying:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 00:17
57F：推 NNyozi:新片上映: "嘴巴裏有鳥" = =a 08/29 00:37
58F：推 merrope:有洞就鑽是鳥的天性阿 (煙) 08/29 00:41
59F：→ kn0413: 有洞就鑽是鳥的天性阿 (煙) 08/29 00:49
60F：推 windwofswold:哈哈哈哈哈 我大笑XDDDD 08/29 01:04
61F：推 whatevonne:小鳥：ya~主人幫我蓋一個新家 XDDDD 08/29 02:17
※ aloser:轉錄至某隱形看板 08/29 02:18
62F：推 ofkofk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 02:45
63F：推 hibaby5433:為什麼我想到色即是空的橋段...(抖) 08/29 03:25
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67F：推 lucas01:XDDD 圖 and 還在為的鳥亂抓出來 小心會被殺死 笨 08/29 09:39
68F：推 Diorlala:哈哈~~~~ 恆溫控管的新鳥巢 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/29 10:44
69F：推 dragonsoul:XD 08/29 10:50
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75F：推 willyplug:我想到雯雯的橡皮擦>///< 08/29 14:51
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78F：推 kaga3: 有洞就鑽是鳥的天性阿 (煙) 08/30 00:04
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80F：推 lynnping:媽壓，我隔壁室友睡了我居然狂笑… XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 00:35
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82F：推 esabear:還有條大蚯蚓~(啄) 09/17 15:46
83F：推 vul3coy93:我整個笑到不行XD 11/08 23:11
※ ibetitisnot:轉錄至看板 NCKU_phy_BMT 12/11 03:14