作者idsamm (花生糖)
看板StupidClown
標題Re: 室友夢話
時間Sun Jun 18 03:00:09 2006
這又讓我想起一個室友
他這個人每天睡覺一定都有夢話
剛開始有點不習慣，現在已經見怪不怪了
-----以上為故事背景-------------------
話說有一天，晚上我睡不著覺...
熊熊聽到他又再說夢話了...
不過這次說話內容感覺比平常清晰
一開始我清楚聽到"吼~我就不會游泳咩...囧rz"
(這時我心想...幹麻突然講這個，最近又沒去游泳o_o??)
剛開始我也不以為意，大概過了幾分鐘後..
我突然聽到有東西在敲床的聲音!!
轉過去...他竟然...
他竟然在踢水耶@@
他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶
他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶
他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶他竟然在踢水耶
而且越踢越快...越踢越快...臉部猙獰...
沒錯...他溺水了 囧rz...
他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了
他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了
他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了他溺水了
臉部露出痛苦的樣子
我和其他室友已經笑翻了..
沒人打算去救他..他在夢中應該蠻痛苦的
哈哈~~~笑死我了~~~
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3F：推 ducktom:這個好笑XD 06/18 03:12
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6F：推 xx52002:不考慮他鼻子被什麼塞住的可能性 XD? 06/18 03:39
7F：推 ffwind:我室友大概常常被追殺 老是在狂奔 06/18 03:54
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18F：推 ysae:笑死我了啦 我的媽阿 06/18 11:56
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26F：推 uranushgsh:通常這時候就夢醒了＠＠ XD 06/18 13:17
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28F：推 Mundell:哈哈哈..... 06/18 13:50
29F：推 bluetesdano:做過掛點的夢，死時是虛無漂渺狀態，然後被未來人復活 06/18 14:15
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32F：推 zhim: 嗯…你要救他的話，要先進去他的夢… 06/18 15:59
33F：推 trouble321: 要救他的話，要先進去他的夢… 06/18 16:10
34F：推 iforme:XDDDDDD 很久沒推文了,這篇超好笑 06/18 16:51
35F：推 curiousheart:暗!我大笑!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 17:03
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38F：推 yuti:天阿...好好笑XD 06/18 17:33
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46F：推 anitana:太好笑了啦XDDDDD 06/18 21:04
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