作者present (情場殺手)
看板StupidClown
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時間Wed Jun 14 00:54:22 2006
今天κ小姐（我的
██）突然跟我說：我們來玩個遊戲好不好？
我：什麼遊戲？
κ：我們等一下不能說「二」和「兩」。
我：喔。
κ：你有幾隻眼睛？
我：一隻左眼、一隻右眼。
κ：你有幾隻腳？
我：一隻左腳、一隻右腳。
κ：你穿幾隻鞋？
我：還是一隻左腳、一隻右腳啊。
κ：1和3中間那個數字是什麼？
我：妳為什麼會想玩這個遊戲？
κ：因為我那天在小小福前面聽相聲表演，他們用這個玩了一個橋段。
我：那有幾個人在講相聲？
κ：兩個啊～～～
輕鬆取得第一勝
κ：不管，我還要玩。
我：喔。
κ：數學上把5分成一半要怎麼表示？
我：x+x=5。
κ：不是啦，直接算的。
我：5╳0.5啊。
κ：不能用乘啦。
我：喔，很麻煩耶。
κ：你說啊。
我：說什麼，妳再把題目說一次。
κ：就是把5分成兩半……
嗯，這是第二勝。
κ：啊，再來再來。
我：還要玩喔？要玩幾次才可以結束？
κ：玩到我贏為止。
我：我已經贏很多次了耶。
κ：哪有，才兩次而已。
三連勝。
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150F：→ ALTE: 06/14 12:34
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※ santana111:轉錄至看板 Cross_talk 06/14 13:20
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163F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/14 15:00
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167F：推 dreamever:XDDDDDDDDD 06/14 16:10
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182F：→ XOgirl:哈~~~ 06/14 20:31
183F：推 Megumi:你的閃光好可愛XDDDDDDDD 06/14 20:57
184F：推 starshine:XD 06/14 21:25
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186F：推 shulinddt:CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 06/14 22:31
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188F：推 small80307:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/14 23:44
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190F：推 present:我當然沒說囉～～～XD 06/15 00:08
191F：推 lsabrinain:推連勝文 06/15 00:30
192F：推 pinkbubble:nn8309版友，我沒有超笨啦，我只是沒有心機～～ 06/15 00:54
193F：推 antisun:樓上是沒有心機的██XD~ 06/15 01:01
194F：→ dorinda18:笨得可愛的小閃光XDDD 06/15 01:13
195F：推 YohWen:真可愛XD 06/15 01:58
196F：推 hydeliu:好好笑~~~~XD 06/15 02:24
197F：推 aacs0130:XD 06/15 02:58
198F：推 eggimage:連勝文 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超白痴的啦 XDDDDDDDDD 06/15 04:12
199F：→ lskd:哈哈哈 連勝文 笨版果然高手如雲 XD 06/15 04:17
200F：噓 magneto:剛起床 又想睡了 06/15 06:12
201F：推 genefan:爆! 06/15 07:08
202F：推 artruth1202:爆 06/15 07:08
203F：推 fengels:███████████████████████████ 06/15 08:14
204F：推 Dboy:XDDDDDDDDD 06/15 10:12
205F：推 acryinggame:XDDDDDDDD 男生很聰明阿 06/15 10:30
206F：推 ckindo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/15 11:02
207F：推 yhubi:████████████████████████████ 06/15 11:35
208F：推 beatrizjuan:連勝文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD女生不是笨 男生太心機啦>.< 06/15 12:20
209F：推 Tsengkt:第二題題目 一開始是把五分一半 後來是把五分兩半？ XD 06/15 18:11
210F：推 dxdxdxdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/15 18:42
211F：推 musicz:好厲害~~~ 06/15 19:17
212F：推 Gchild:很好笑啊XD 06/15 20:56
213F：推 bag:XD 06/15 23:35
214F：推 homodes:最後一次超好笑的 XD 06/15 23:41
215F：推 yunjie:好可愛唷!! 06/16 00:38
216F：推 ibulondong:XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD借轉~~~ 06/16 03:04
※ ibulondong:轉錄至看板 NLHS-3th-306 06/16 03:04
217F：推 fish0612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 03:43
218F：推 MF3HD:好可愛好甜蜜，還有推連勝文XDDDDD 06/16 14:23
219F：推 wiywiy:好可愛喔～～～ 06/16 22:38
220F：推 rhikvh:XD 06/17 13:16
221F：推 Raist:天哪~~~~好笨的女友 XD 好可愛~~~ 不過你也真聰明 06/17 19:04
222F：推 ilovecocoa:好勾追XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 04:31
223F：推 pequenola:算很可愛啦 06/19 10:28
224F：推 WineCheese:XDXDXDXD 06/19 13:54
225F：推 asami:推 ＋推連勝文 06/19 18:01
226F：推 crabbycat:笨的好可愛XD 06/20 11:08
227F：推 reiv:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/26 09:34
228F：推 aeolus1215:李商隱 好詩 06/30 03:36
229F：推 iceohw:真的是連勝文耶 08/02 18:26
230F：推 gsx7777777:我家閃光大概也會這樣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/31 14:54
231F：推 urasea:好玩XDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 06:57
232F：→ waterflow:可愛地 有好笑 06/14 01:51
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234F：推 HukataNami:好一個連勝文 09/07 08:03
235F：→ LiZhaoDe:讚！ 08/05 22:22
236F：推 roger134567:XDDDD 10/28 18:01
237F：→ ooooo92012:好笨 06/08 22:04