作者PttFirstLove (Ms.甜甜圈)
看板StupidClown
標題Re: [欠幹] 好個箱屍命案啊！剛剛撿回了一條命啊！ …
時間Tue May 23 15:18:32 2006
(原文恕刪....) 一樣請愛用PAGE DOWN鍵....^^
原文的拉拉老師...跟我一樣笨^^"....
看到拉拉老師那篇真是心有戚戚焉....
因為我國小四還五年級寒假幹過一樣的蠢事...
但是我不是把自己關在行李箱....
我是...把自己...
關在棉被裡..=_____="
想當年那寒假還是么受冷.....
每天七早八早媽媽都會拖我陪他去溜狗,慢跑+買菜...
我是個非常會賴床的人...
媽媽叫醒我的辦法就是直接用力抽掉我那厚厚的棉被...
忽然
一股冷意從腳底板冷到天靈蓋...
這樣我就會起床了...
(接下來的情節我想你們都猜到了...不過有小爆點...)
某一天夜裡...當時還是個天真小蘿莉的我暗自想著
【明天早上我絕對不要再被抽走厚厚的棉被～然後被冷醒了】
於是....我
自以為很聰明的....
將被單拉鍊打開...整個身子鑽了進去...再把拉鍊關上...
然後就很安穩的進入夢鄉...
然後...
然後...
然後...
半夜夜裡....我被尿意和悶悶的空氣給弄醒了....
這時我開始找尋拉鍊頭.....想要出去尿尿....
【嗯？！阿～拉鍊頭勒．．．．怎麼抓不到】
原來拉鍊頭整個被我遺留在外面了.......
(我明明記得那時我還特別留了一根手指頭可以出去的小洞阿~怎麼也不見了?)
那時已經半夜不知道幾點了...(因為我看不到鬧鐘=_=")
我只記得我真的有嘗試大聲的叫...
但是沒人理我...
我在被單裡面又真的很想要尿尿和快悶死了...
於是我開始大哭...被自己的愚蠢給氣死...먊哭累了又睡著...
(我沒有尿床啦....超ㄍ一ㄣ的)-->不是故意注音文
一直到隔天早上5點半....
媽媽一進到我房間...
看不到原本應該都會露在棉被外頭的頭.....
以為我整個人縮在棉被裡面了...
所以...
媽媽還是照以前一樣～用力的想掀開棉被讓我冷醒．．．．
只是這次．．．．
【阿怎麼拉不動....？】
媽媽走近一看...仔細研究了一下...
終於發現我是整個人躲進被單裡了...
於是把我搖醒....(這次我倒是很輕易的被叫起床了....=___=")
【媽～快救我．．．我要尿尿！！！！！！！！！！！！！！】
【阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈～～你怎麼那麼笨～把自己關在棉被裡喔～】
接下來是一串無止盡的阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑聲．．．．
【不要笑了啦～～快點幫我打開拉鍊啦！！我真的要尿尿啦！！！！！】
【阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈～好啦...現在幫你開啦！你真的好笨耶】
於是好心的媽媽開始一邊無止盡的大笑一邊尋找拉鍊頭．．．．
【找到了啦～～～！】
【數一二三我要幫你開了喔........】
【一】
【二】
【三】
【拉！～～～～】
咦？！！！我怎麼還沒有重見光明？！．．．．
【媽ａ～～～～沒有開阿～？！！！！！】
此時傳來的回應竟是．．．．．．
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
【女兒，我跟你說喔～～拉鍊頭被我拉斷了耶．．．．】
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
(無止盡ING)
．完．ＥＮＤ．
後續～爸爸拿了超大剪刀把被單剪開了．．．
我重見光明第一件事情當然是跑廁所～～～～＝＿＿＝”
現在想起來覺得好好笑.....=___="
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親愛的媽媽.....到底是你比較笨還是我比較笨？！！！
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