作者friendalvin (L'Alvin)
看板StupidClown
標題Re: [閒聊] 大小姐
時間Mon May 22 01:02:43 2006
話說我同學也做過這種笨事
不過地點是在北車信陽街的五十嵐
我同學是個超搞怪的人
他就常常再單子上寫
伊莎貝爾… 之類的
然後店員都會叫 伊莎貝爾小姐 (店員叫之前看單子都會傻眼一下，然後偷笑) XDDD
然後有一次
我跟我同學又去買五十嵐
這次我不知道他寫什麼新名字
只是不久我聽到店員狂笑
然後店員突然變很嚴肅的大喊
放開那位小姐！！ 放開那位小姐！！ 放開那位小姐！！ 放開那位小姐！！
然後在等飲料的客人都嚇到傻眼
我就在想說，現在是什麼情形 @@"
然後我就看到我同學跑去拿飲料了 = =".....
他說他還寫過什麼 各位小姐 = =".....
結果他現在都跟店員很熟 XDDD
※ 引述《bbdylun (我認真了)》之銘言：
: 前一陣子在PTT某個地方看到有人在整STARBUCKS的店員，
: 謊稱自己姓"大"，看完那篇之後我就立志有一天也要去試試看!
: 結果就在今天!
: 早上去散步完跟弟弟去STARBUCKS的時候，可能是BRUNCH時間
: 人很多，點完東西後店員終於問我那句期待已久的話:請問小姐貴姓呢?
: 我:喔，我姓大!(自以為平淡的說)
: 店員:好的!(轉身前還用了疑惑的眼神看了我一下)
: 過了大概五分鐘東西都好了
: 櫃檯的店員就大聲說:大小姐您的瑪奇朵好了喔!
: 跟弟弟在聊天一時忘記自己剛剛在整店員，結果那個店員就大小姐大小姐的喊
: 害我去拿的時候臉都綠了，好多人都在看。
: 那個店員該不會也是鄉民吧?!
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