作者mysteriousGE (兩年的感情結束了)
看板StupidClown
標題[趣事]捷運上的趣事 XD
時間Fri May 12 11:41:01 2006
先說好... 主角不是我 是我同學
（不要叫我承認我是我同學 雖然我也很想有個正咩女友 XD ）
故事發生在捷運車上...
主角：我同學和他的正咩女友
列車緩緩進站...「忠孝復興 Zhongxiao Fuxing Station～」
列車在忠孝復興站停了下來 很多人在本站下車
最後走出車門的 是一群高中生...
就在列車 已經發出「逼～～逼～～逼～～」 關門的警告聲響時
我同學和他女友 聽到了那群高中生的對話
某個高中生：「阿！ 我的雨傘～～」（回頭往車廂看）
我同學的女友告訴他 那高中生的雨傘 好像是座位上那支耶～
放在一包東西上面～
說時遲 那時快 已經沒有太多思考的時間了！！列車門即將關上！！
同學心想 難得在女友面前 有這麼棒的機會好好表現
平常在系籃好歹也是先發主將 快攻傳球也不是練假的～！！
眼看門已經緩緩動作 再不快點就要闔上了
我同學一個漂亮的轉身 身子往後一蹬 右臂往後拉 右手一把帥氣的抓住雨傘
眼睛凝視車門 就剩下個縫 說窄不窄 說寬不寬
「但以我的技術 綽綽有餘 待會想必是全車鼓掌吧！！」
At the moment～！！ 就在這個時刻！！
後面有個女生 抓住他的衣服！！
大喊「那是我的！！！」 「對不起、對不起.....XD」
車門緩緩關上...全車嘩然大笑～～
尷尬的是 車門已經關上...還得尷尬的等到下一站....囧
「真恨不得現在把自己帥氣的丟出車外 XD」
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1F：推 juliette:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好讚 XDDD 05/12 11:44
※ 編輯: mysteriousGE 來自: 220.132.190.171 (05/12 11:49)
2F：推 mntpo:好好笑哦，真希望我在車上XD 05/12 11:51
3F：推 fanttaa:真想現場觀摩一下.......XD 05/12 12:12
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28F：推 KyoDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 那到底有沒有把雨傘丟出去? 05/12 14:11
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32F：推 onesfool:會不會有人上來寫...搭捷運雨傘差點被丟出去? 05/12 14:38
33F：推 kilinyo:真希望我在車上 05/12 14:47
34F：推 shaufu27:會在黑特版看到 幹~那是我的傘 05/12 16:05
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46F：推 moods39:你以為假裝不是你同學就不閃了嗎!!! 05/12 21:32
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※ mysteriousGE:轉錄至看板 joke 05/12 22:13
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