作者tofufish (東山再起)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 回家途中被同學撞見
時間Fri Apr 14 18:42:24 2006
國中的時候不知怎樣
很不喜歡被同學知道家裡住哪 也不喜歡家人露面
有一次放學騎腳踏車回家
正巧有3個男同學停在我家前講話
我心裡想:這下糟了 得等他們騎走...
於是我就很輕快的騎車過去
爽朗的說了聲:hi~~
他們:hello!
我:還不回家阿?
他們:等一下 他在綁鞋帶(指其中一名)
你家住哪阿??
我:講了你們也不知道在哪~
之後就裝很瀟灑的從自家門前騎走了
我騎到很遠的地方 還算了下安全時間
這下他們應該騎遠了吧！
繞回那條路
果然沒人影了
於是我就很放心的停好腳踏車
在鐵門前大喊：開門~~~~
那三位同學在我背後笑的不支倒地！！！
"就跟你說她家住這啦 挖哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈"
我：囧！！！
一陣風把我的腳踏車吹倒
就在我要被笑聲擊敗前 硬生生想出了一句：
"我剛剛是去跟我阿公拿鑰匙啦！！！！！"
笑聲就靜止了
呼～好險
就在我高興於自己的小聰明時
我阿公打開鐵門說："妳回來啦"
囧囧囧！！！
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