作者radstar (幹，我不是五五肉肉)
看板StupidClown
標題[耍笨] 玉米濃湯
時間Sat Apr 8 01:17:00 2006
剛剛在寢室煮玉米濃湯，以為玉米醬倒下去攪一攪後就可以等他滾了，
結果後來聞到焦味才發現，整個鍋子底部都焦掉了= =a
然後焦掉就不能喝呀，只好拿去廁所倒掉（蹲式馬桶），
看著二十幾元的湯包、十元的蛋、二十元的玉米醬消失在馬桶的盡頭，
很幹，但也沒辦法，只好在一旁奮力的刷鍋子底部。
這時，外系一位同學進來廁所，想大便，
一開門就看到我倒的玉米湯還殘留在蹲式馬桶的底部，
他居然在洗手台旁吐了...Orz
然後吐著吐著，他同系的剛好也來廁所，就問他發生了什麼事，
他說：「不知道哪個機掰人落賽在廁所裡不沖也就算了，
幹，居然賽裡還埋了一大堆玉米粒！！！！(╯‵皿′)╯~ ╧╧
」
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同學對不起...我不知道玉米濃湯長的很像落賽Orz...
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要長大，請先從拒絕
7788與
注音文做起。
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這不需要朝聖呀~~~囧>
※ 編輯: radstar 來自: 116.59.248.39 (04/16 13:33)
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