作者lightman (萊特曼)
看板StupidClown
標題媽祖
時間Mon Mar 27 23:34:30 2006
昨天回去掃墓的時候
叔叔說了一件有關於媽祖的事情
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最近大甲媽祖出巡遶境
然後我阿媽(宜蘭人)也要去跟著
要帶上家裡的媽祖 (話說媽祖座位也要錢XD)
不過因為長年的煙燻 所以衣服變的髒髒的
這樣帶出去不好看 所以就給他換了新衣服
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隔天
我叔叔家的媽祖(不同尊)發爐了
99% 有事情發生才會發爐
這在鄉下算大事件 處理不好會出事
所以叔叔就趕快跑去廟裡面問發生了什麼事...
後來問出來了 結果是......
姊姊換新衣服 我也要
姊姊換新衣服 我也要
姊姊換新衣服 我也要
(￣口￣|||)
我腦袋裡浮現這個畫面...
媽祖A: 你看 這是我換的新衣服 呵呵呵.. (轉圈圈)
媽祖B: 好好喔.. (羨慕的望著新衣服 扭著手指)
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1F：推 durian0816:噗 03/27 23:36
2F：推 imanikki:果然是"魔法少女"XD 03/27 23:41
3F：推 Hans14:XD 03/27 23:47
4F：推 guestcubic:這個可以轉marvel了 03/27 23:48
5F：推 donotpush:XDDD 03/27 23:50
6F：推 TheLucifer:好棒喔XDDDD 03/27 23:53
7F：推 tBeer: ˋ(°▽ ° )ノˋ( ° ▽°)ノ 03/27 23:55
8F：推 futureblue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:55
9F：推 moritachiny:連媽祖也很可愛XDDD 03/27 23:56
10F：→ HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:57
11F：推 miau:XDDDD 03/28 00:03
12F：推 zok:XD 03/28 00:03
13F：推 rufong:XDD 03/28 00:04
14F：推 alibuda2000:媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 00:03
15F：推 alwaso:真的假的!!??? 感覺神明應該不會為了這種事而.... 03/28 00:04
16F：推 zok:樓上害我又笑了XDDDD 03/28 00:05
※ patpat:轉錄至看板 marvel 03/28 00:06
17F：→ zok:推的好快..是樓樓上XD" 03/28 00:06
18F：推 patpat:借轉 03/28 00:06
19F：推 u86u86: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 00:06
20F：推 cokewen:XDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:06
21F：推 flypig1999:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:08
22F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDD 03/28 00:08
23F：推 cosy:XDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:09
24F：推 ninemay:這樣也行....後來也換了嗎!!?? 03/28 00:09
25F：推 hueycat:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:09
26F：推 mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:11
27F：→ dongone:XDDDDDDDDDDD 拔拔:為什麼他家有電腦我們沒有!! 03/28 00:12
28F：推 moritachiny:媽祖：妹妹被m了~~我也要(發爐) 03/28 00:15
29F：推 timchenegg: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 00:27
30F：推 bajiqa:XDDDDDDDDD真的好玩...媽祖會不會生氣祂上笨版了XDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:28
31F：推 nosae:總結樓上幾位 不管怎樣都要發爐XDD 03/28 00:32
32F：推 ChAngie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:39
33F：推 juneday:XDDD 好好笑~~媽祖妹妹吃醋.......XDD 03/28 00:40
34F：推 DreamCome:什麼是發爐啊 03/28 00:41
35F：推 Ranii:媽祖妹:我也要件新衣服(怒火)(轟!!) 03/28 00:40
36F：推 sheng3476:文昌帝君:都沒我的份 全部當掉 (轟) 03/28 00:42
37F：推 kilda:祭拜的香燒的特別大，應該會有火焰出現 03/28 00:43
38F：推 princessmake:XD 03/28 00:46
39F：推 eastfox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:48
40F：推 MissWang:XDD 03/28 00:54
41F：推 shosuke:XDDDD 03/28 00:58
42F：推 QQ3128:XDDDDDDD 03/28 01:02
43F：推 pequenola:哈................怎麼可以這麼可愛 03/28 01:03
44F：推 souening:XDDDDD 怎麼可以這麼好笑 XDDDD 03/28 01:07
45F：推 muzik:推"魔法少女"...XDD 03/28 01:11
46F：推 lightman:這件事情是真的 至少我們家族這種東西會相信@@ 03/28 01:16
47F：→ lightman:後來兩尊都有換新衣服 03/28 01:16
48F：推 RaelLai:超可愛的>"<.........XDXDXD 03/28 01:18
49F：推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:19
50F：推 chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:20
51F：推 Whitelighter:XD 03/28 01:23
52F：推 noyt: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:29
53F：推 JerryHsieh:超有趣 03/28 01:39
54F：推 Tery:可以問一下~怎麼問出來的嗎? 03/28 01:42
※ chenguanwen:轉錄至看板 NTPU-JLAW94 03/28 02:11
55F：推 hahaho:XDDDDDDDDDDD原文和推文都好好笑啊XDDDDDD 03/28 03:18
56F：推 wfb: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/28 04:11
57F：推 whiterose:月老看看身上的舊衣服,"沒人提到我 那我去忙了(笑)" 03/28 05:49
58F：→ whiterose:蹲到牆邊靜靜的拿出剪刀把大家的紅線一一剪掉重練 囧" 03/28 05:50
59F：→ whiterose:月老沒有發爐 可是歸團人士愈來愈多了.........(End) 03/28 05:51
60F：推 franreaac:囧... 03/28 08:01
61F：推 elson38:這下子附近寺廟的神像可能要一起換衣服了.爐有得發了 XD 03/28 08:43
62F：推 Zorina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 08:49
63F：推 bluealumi:XDDDDDDDDDDD....好可愛唷.... 03/28 09:09
64F：推 fjumonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 10:00
※ bagelkid:轉錄至某隱形看板 03/28 10:28
65F：推 Sunicer:這篇很好笑XD 03/28 10:59
66F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:14
67F：推 fishoffish:好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:22
68F：推 lfswg:好可愛喔 XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:24
69F：推 slhw:好可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:32
70F：推 windforty:好可愛XDDDD 03/28 11:45
71F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDD 03/28 11:53
72F：推 Ferrero0212:好可愛喔.....>/////< 03/28 11:59
73F：推 haggis:實在太可愛了 >////< 03/28 12:55
74F：推 flyblack:可以推推嗎?媽祖姐姐=ˇ= 03/28 13:03
75F：→ peronlin:我也要想問怎樣問出來的耶,哈哈 03/28 13:07
76F：推 jarlinlove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 13:39
77F：推 edenas:怎麼問出來的啊? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 14:09
78F：推 DeathWizard:XD 03/28 15:22
79F：推 gingling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 15:25
80F：推 joy71:XDDDDD 03/28 15:29
81F：推 Label:這太妙了啊~~ 03/28 16:05
82F：推 a0919:好可愛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 16:35
83F：推 suncain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 18:11
84F：推 rainley:天阿～～～XDDDD 03/28 18:44
85F：推 suncap:那個...什麼叫發爐？ 03/28 19:18
86F：推 mood39:↑就是爐子突然起大火一陣子 03/28 19:24
87F：推 venvendoggy:魔法少女XD 03/28 19:30
88F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 19:51
89F：推 salance:媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 好可愛喔~~ 03/28 19:58
90F：推 miname:媽祖：妹妹發爐了~~我也要(轟~~~) 03/28 20:07
91F：推 klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/28 21:00
92F：推 kennylin0309:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 21:17
93F：推 cherlee:魔法少女 XDDDDD 03/28 21:25
94F：推 incanto:本文＋推文，都讓我笑到不行 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 01:06
95F：推 pantheratigr:XDDDDDDDDD 03/29 01:12
96F：推 MarsLin:突然很好奇~媽祖哪來的姊妹? 03/29 01:27
97F：推 lewistsai:樓上的～基本上分靈就會以姊妹，甚至母女相稱～～ 03/29 01:33
※ jaster0921:轉錄至看板 THUIM-1st 03/29 10:13
98F：推 lanton:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 11:04
99F：推 bigQmo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 11:50
100F：推 conective:超可愛Q_Q XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:19
101F：推 aqwspop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 12:25
102F：推 dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 13:53
103F：推 paupau0782:媽祖也是有小少女的一面 03/29 14:09
104F：推 weiweililin:媽祖認真了!!!!!! 借轉謝謝 03/29 20:31
105F：推 seasunsky:XD 03/29 21:14
106F：推 asurada:XD 03/29 23:31
107F：推 iamzen:XDDDDDDD我笑得好累... 03/29 23:41
108F：推 fankus:XD 好庫唷 03/30 10:34
109F：推 ARIEL1208:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 11:10
110F：推 TravelFar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 13:44
111F：推 blaukatze:小默娘果然是魔法少女 03/30 15:42
112F：推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 18:17
113F：推 whatsID:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈哈 03/30 20:41
114F：推 james0806: 媽祖：不要把我po在笨板(發爐) 03/31 03:34
115F：推 missinglove:這篇怎麼可以沒爆?! 推推推 哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 08:57
116F：推 kufgrman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 14:03
117F：推 CancerPTT:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 14:16
118F：→ daiYuTsung:好可愛唷 03/31 14:31
119F：推 nix:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 17:32
120F：推 Mucha:XDDDDDDDDD太爆笑了啦 03/31 20:48
121F：推 Myjobis5F:媽祖:我被PO在笨版 這篇要爆才行!(發爐) 03/31 22:02
122F：推 KevinAction: 借轉joke板! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 22:32
123F：推 dniw:超好笑~~可愛的媽祖~~XD 03/31 22:32
※ KevinAction:轉錄至看板 joke 03/31 22:36
124F：推 shigeyuki:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/01 02:16
125F：推 ksksks:push 04/01 02:30
126F：推 PhySeraph:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs 04/01 22:56
127F：→ PhySeraph:艮! 推成XS 補推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/01 22:56
128F：推 Muroi:媽祖真可愛呀~ ^^ 04/02 10:51
129F：推 WandererKent:給它爆給它爆~~~~~~~~~~ 04/02 23:15
130F：推 cylh:好可愛的媽祖阿~~~ 04/03 10:46
131F：推 mm520ww:好可愛的媽祖哦..... 04/03 14:00
132F：推 sent3:推一下 04/04 00:55
133F：推 windcity:推推推~~~^^ 04/04 04:00
134F：推 Xen:推魔法少女 XD 04/04 15:58
135F：推 bluesean:XD 04/04 23:33
136F：推 miamikay:XDDDD 04/05 12:17
137F：推 clarelin:XDD 04/05 14:18
138F：推 pauhsi:百推....給他爆 04/05 15:22
139F：推 Ann13:有好笑到XD 讓它爆! 04/05 16:23
※ bagelkid:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/07 09:33
140F：推 zhou:XD 04/08 13:59
141F：推 quietcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 19:35
142F：推 flysky2:好可愛的媽祖喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/15 22:34
143F：推 LoveBea:ˋ(°▽ ° )ノˋ( ° ▽°)ノ 09/21 09:49
144F：推 ffssdb:好可愛喔~~~~!!!!!!!!>/////////< 10/13 13:34
145F：推 tsaibecco:媽祖真可愛~ 02/04 23:23
146F：推 sips960: 媽祖真可愛~ 09/20 18:56
147F：推 din9599:推魔法少女XD~2012.2.15 02/15 02:41
148F：→ niceling:可愛! 09/29 22:52
149F：推 ahiluchou:XD 07/30 13:25
150F：推 JHJP:我笑到流淚XDDDDD 09/01 18:48
151F：推 SaiXi: 有夠可愛的欸 02/09 00:37