作者qtduck ( )
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 這是我同學男朋友的同學經歷...
時間Thu Mar 23 23:45:35 2006
他在一家安親班教畫畫
要給小朋友的畫打分數
但是因為他本人是工設系
所以對那種沒有滿分感覺的作品都只給九開頭
終於
有一天
有一個小朋友畫出一份佳作
但是他只給了99分...
孩"老師，為什麼是99?"
師"埃唷，99不錯了呀，很高耶"
此時
孩子突然唱起一首歌....
"好想知道..你的一百分會給怎樣的人..."
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2F：推 wat:現在的小孩見鬼了 03/23 23:47
3F：推 ewolf:好妙的小孩...我也跟著哼起來XDD 03/23 23:48
4F：推 yvane:XDDDDDD 03/23 23:51
5F：推 wegoeni:媽阿~~~太好笑了 03/23 23:54
6F：推 JAOK:現在的小孩 囧 03/23 23:55
7F：推 dorriewen:好好笑^^ 03/23 23:56
8F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDD好妙的孩子 03/24 00:03
9F：推 show0627:跟唱+1....不過真的很好笑.....XD~~~ 03/24 00:04
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11F：推 yao30712:很妙 03/24 00:07
12F：推 kickme:XDD 03/24 00:08
13F：推 Simakui:笑死我了 XDDD 03/24 00:09
14F：推 a76126:好緊的100分>"< 03/24 00:11
15F：推 Karls:...................天啊..現在的小孩..囧 03/24 00:11
16F：推 BENCS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 00:13
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22F：推 taketake:好可愛 XD 03/24 00:16
23F：推 ling1010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 00:17
24F：推 nf:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~笑死人了 03/24 00:20
25F：推 alivehuang:我笑了 笑超大聲XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 00:21
26F：推 cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 00:22
27F：推 reliam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 00:23
28F：推 ckaa:XDDDDD 03/24 00:23
29F：推 carcass:雖然沒聽過這首歌，但是...XD 03/24 00:26
30F：推 Sicilia:好好笑 XDDDDDDDD 03/24 00:27
31F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDD 03/24 00:28
32F：→ weish:真是天才... 03/24 00:28
33F：推 cendylin:哈哈 好笑 cc 03/24 00:28
34F：推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太有創意了！100分！ 03/24 00:30
35F：推 schief:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 00:32
36F：推 mizuki:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈ꬠ 03/24 00:37
37F：推 sddb:XD 超好笑的!!!!!!! 03/24 00:38
38F：推 Alphaplus:XDDD 這個小子有前途 03/24 00:39
39F：→ dongone:XDDD 長大一定很臣又!! 03/24 00:44
40F：推 Grinch:好笑~~!! 03/24 00:45
41F：推 MissWang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我笑了 好好玩的小孩! 03/24 00:48
42F：推 Y0SHIKI:超好笑的啦XD 03/24 00:50
43F：→ hacoolman:中肯！ 03/24 00:53
44F：推 soyan:想以特殊才藝來加分^~^ 03/24 00:56
45F：推 btogegu:哈哈哈~~~~~~~這小孩有前途 03/24 00:58
46F：推 davehor:100分! 03/24 00:59
47F：推 zzxxxzz:這小子 實在是太棒了.. 03/24 01:00
48F：推 skydear:臣又的歌竟然讓大家笑了 (我也笑了 囧) 03/24 01:10
49F：推 aappllee:好好笑喔XDrz 03/24 01:18
50F：推 Magnoliaceae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/24 01:25
51F：推 newest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 01:48
52F：推 ewolf:親愛的你~~~~ 啦啦啦........ 03/24 02:01
53F：推 hangping:現在的小孩太強了！ = = 03/24 02:22
54F：→ eternalC:囧 03/24 02:27
55F：→ phillfritz:小孩有前途+1XD 03/24 03:04
56F：推 Omijage29:有前途! 03/24 03:13
57F：推 haggis:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 03:49
58F：推 jennytakashi:XDDDDD 03/24 04:12
59F：推 adiday:這小孩帥氣 03/24 04:15
60F：推 design0920:推工設系沒有100分^ ^小朋友不好意思傷到你^ ^" 03/24 06:35
61F：推 PoorTea:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 08:57
62F：推 fannying:媽呀~~~~超好笑的XDDDD 03/24 09:09
63F：推 lexwu200212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 09:30
64F：推 somehow121:XDDDDDDDDd 03/24 09:31
65F：推 WaSiJla: XDDDDDD 03/24 09:56
66F：→ NUKnigel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 10:05
67F：推 Taeper:太好笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/24 11:25
68F：噓 qazokm:XDDDDD 好緊喔 03/24 11:45
69F：→ qazokm:噓錯 按回來 03/24 11:46
70F：推 D0D0LOOK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 11:54
71F：推 daiYuTsung:推梁靜茹 03/24 12:02
72F：推 asert:很好笑 不過樓上的 這跟梁靜茹有什麼關係阿 03/24 12:11
73F：推 tauyuan:哈哈 樓上的樓上 也好好笑 03/24 12:15
74F：→ adiday:笨 03/24 12:28
75F：推 tzulin529:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/24 12:29
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※ phmiluku:轉錄至看板 NDMC-PH23 03/24 13:48
80F：推 lelaina: 有趣有趣 !! 03/24 15:03
81F：推 tingin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 17:55
82F：推 szczerbiak:大推 03/24 18:42
※ szczerbiak:轉錄至看板 FJU-ACCR94 03/24 18:43
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84F：推 hatebitch:推 03/24 19:48
85F：推 mycookie:撲哈哈 推梁靜茹讓我笑翻了 03/24 20:06
86F：推 silvia6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 跟著哼 03/24 20:55
87F：推 melcris:充滿創造力的小孩（茶） 03/24 21:12
88F：推 scapegoat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:29
89F：推 redial:XD 害我還唱了一下 03/24 23:15
90F：推 rabbitivy:哈..我也唱了XD 03/24 23:44
91F：推 juliey566:好笑,害我也唱了一下...XD 03/25 00:24
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93F：推 b40212:哈哈~超智障的啦 03/25 00:55
94F：→ migra:哈哈哈~~~ 03/25 01:54
95F：推 hankypanky:有鬼啦 我剛好聽到這首 03/25 03:38
96F：推 Mickeyc:我笑了 03/25 09:07
97F：推 BoAShine:Great!!! 03/25 16:06
98F：推 bestrick:XDXDXDXDXDXD超棒的! 03/25 17:49
99F：→ SummerShine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:16
100F：推 swem:XD 03/26 01:14
101F：推 JustbeXD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 02:15
102F：推 femto:沒聽過沒聽過......可以分享一下嗎.... 03/26 02:36
103F：推 pequenola:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻天 03/26 03:01
104F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 03:37
105F：推 Twiny:超強!!!XDXDXDXD 03/26 19:54
106F：推 antiiss:這孩子將來不得了啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 20:12
107F：推 Freedy:好好笑XD 03/27 03:02
108F：推 ckindo:XD 03/27 03:15
109F：推 peaceiris:XD 03/27 20:16
※ yjay:轉錄至看板 Yup02-09 03/29 18:25
※ musicz:轉錄至看板 ChungYu-03 03/31 02:06
110F：推 komido:我看了笑開懷 連隔壁室友也笑哈哈 04/13 23:18
111F：推 MIMIAO:這小孩真妙 XDDDD 04/18 12:28
112F：→ duck0823:跟著哼+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/06 21:29
113F：推 daiYuTsung:推XD 12/27 22:21
114F：→ waterflow:笑死了 07/21 17:25
115F：→ waterflow:(也有稍稍跟著哼…) 07/21 17:26
116F：推 voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2010/ 11/13 23:46
117F：推 teyun:這小孩前途無量啊XDDDDDDDDDD 2012 08/31 19:25
118F：推 c0758:XD 09/15 15:05
119F：推 uinea:CUTE 2013 06/14 22:51
120F：推 coolwind4410:2014 01/31 13:01
121F：推 square514:2014.07.09 :D 07/08 16:24
122F：→ square514:我笨了 今天是08...= = 07/08 16:24