作者feralled (我不是秋生)
看板StupidClown
標題[耍笨] 原來可以這樣烙人
時間Sun Mar 19 22:36:53 2006
這是從強者我同學那聽來的
是他一個學長朋友的故事 暫稱他朋友為A吧
話說這個A君，有一天晚上騎著車在外面
然後旁邊有一群台客 也騎著車
A君就看了一眼 好死不死的有一個眼尖的台客看到了
「幹，哩洗咧跨殺小?」
「挖謀跨啊」
「勾共謀?」
然後就一群人圍過來
此時A君講話了：「幹，謀哩洗要拓賭? 但咧，挖卡點威叫郎!」
眾台客：「哩叫啊，幹!」
A君就開始打電話...
(良久良久)
遠方出現紅藍閃爍燈光配上警笛
台客：「幹，哩叫殺小來?!」
A君：「叫警察啊!」
然後那一群台客就被帶走了...
原來可以這樣烙人...下次得學著點= =+
這樣就結束了?
不，還有後續呢~
話說A君不久之後去做了海巡 好像是替代役之類的吧我也不清楚
然後在值勤的時候 好死不死 上次那一群台客又出現了
那群台客又眼尖的發現A君 遠遠的就喊說：
「幹，叮蓋丟系哩!!」
此時A君不慌不忙的講：「黑丟，丟洗襪」
然後舉起手上的M16：「安怎?」
眾台客：「謀啦大A...怕幾咧招呼...」
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短暫的單戀 就跟打槍到一半家人開門進來的感覺一樣
不爽且無奈
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