作者FRX (腳扭到了......)
看板StupidClown
標題Re: [耍笨] 半夜哭聲(有點18禁)
時間Sat Mar 18 23:07:07 2006
唉.....講到這件事.....我也有做過更愚蠢的事
大概是我幼稚園的時候吧~
我爸媽那時同住一間房,有時候我會去湊一腳一起睡
但是我爸媽有個壞習慣,就是常常不鎖門,而且房門都是敞開的
當時的我只是個天真爛漫的頑皮小男孩
完全沒有意識到爸媽會白天做....愛做的事
悲劇發生在一個炎熱的下午.....
那時候我發現爸媽房間的門竟然是關起來的
於是我非常好奇又很白目的衝去把門打開
然後...我發現我爸壓在我媽上面.........
然而我那時候竟然笨到以為我爸媽是在玩騎馬打仗
所以我跳到床上,跨騎到我爸的背上
大叫著: 駕~~衝阿~~衝阿~~~(而且還前後搖擺著,自以為正在騎馬)
不過後來的事,我就沒有記憶了。
我想有可能被毒打了一頓,以致於失去了記憶....Orz
而至今我還是沒有勇氣提起當年的事....畢竟實在是太丟臉了
我想我爸媽應該也不願意想起來吧!
對了,我小時候被稱做是全台中縣最壞的猴死拎阿~
蠢事一籮筐,以後有機會會陸續PO上來。
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十年生死兩茫茫,不思量,自難忘.千里孤墳,無處話悽涼.縱使相逢應不識,塵滿面,鬢如霜.
夜來幽夢忽還鄉,小軒窗,正梳妝.相對無語,唯有淚千行.料得年年腸斷處,明月夜,短松崗.
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