作者kaoru045 (俺の生き方だ)
看板StupidClown
標題[耍笨] 有種的台客
時間Sat Mar 18 12:12:43 2006
這則真實故事 是一個御姐告訴我滴
她說他朋友有一天 在路邊攤吃麵
隔壁是馬路
他看到一個老人正悠哉的走在路旁
不過卻擋到了一台想鑽路的汽車
汽車裡有4名台客
於是駕駛的那名台客開始按喇吧
"叭～～～叭叭～～～"
老人回過頭看了一下駕駛
然後回過頭 一如往常繼續慢慢走在路旁
這時 車裡的台客火起來了
把車停在路旁 然後4個人紛紛下來叫囂
邊嗆髒話邊叫那老人站住
結果令人意外的是 老人連頭都沒回
繼續走他的路
台客OS（挖靠 你好歹怕一下嘛）
最後4名台客受不了了 團團圍住那名老人
不知在交談什麼
緊接著那名老人被一陣毒打
剛好事發現場離警察局不到5公尺
正當路人想要報警時
警察局駐守的警察走出來看了一下
臉色大變的衝回警局
大喊
"幹 局長被打啦～～"
結果那4名台客就被帶進警局了
到他朋友吃完麵為止都還沒出來XDDDDD
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和 鄭公喝過交杯洨的
才是真鄉民
老鄭！再乾！ 嗝！乾！
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（*￣□￣）ノ■☆■ヾ（￣□￣*）
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1F：→ donotpush:啊哈哈 屌 03/18 12:13
2F：推 hacoolman:局長親自幫屬下衝績效嗎 XDDD 03/18 12:13
3F：推 blueway1014:我可以想像所有逼供的極刑都用在他們身上了… 03/18 12:27
4F：推 godjovi:"幹 局長被打啦～～" 好好笑~XD 03/18 12:31
5F：→ EDENcopycat:不是規定不能釣魚嗎~!!! 03/18 12:33
6F：推 soulstyle:姜太公釣魚...願者上勾...XD 03/18 12:36
7F：推 WMX:這個讚耶... 03/18 12:40
8F：→ now:華客優 03/18 12:43
9F：推 Sanctity: 今天第一推就給你啦~~~~~~~~~~ 03/18 12:54
10F：推 cosy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 很慘.....我笑到噴飯... 03/18 12:54
11F：推 Dreamlgw:我想笑..可是笑不太出來 = =..這應該是悲哀吧... 03/18 12:54
12F：→ cosy:那群台客活該阿 誰叫他們亂打人......╮(﹀_﹀")╭ 03/18 12:56
13F：推 kaoruying:推樓上的樓上...有種悲哀阿 03/18 12:57
14F：推 spaceodyssey:這局長有練過，要不然不會當到局長... 03/18 12:57
15F：推 snakeh89232:局長啊。XDDD 03/18 13:00
16F：推 sakura1118:囧興~ 03/18 13:05
17F：推 Birdy:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 13:11
18F：推 asdatp:"幹 局長被打啦～～" 推.... 03/18 13:13
19F：→ Ferrero0212:哈哈哈 好笑 = = 03/18 13:14
20F：推 h76119andy:能打到局長 不簡單!!哈哈 03/18 13:17
21F：推 onmyoji:XD 03/18 13:18
22F：推 iris0108:敢在太歲爺上動土 好大的膽子 03/18 13:25
23F：推 handa:XD 03/18 13:26
24F：推 EiTeen:XDDDDD 03/18 13:31
25F：推 KittyDog:爽啊 把那群死台客關一關吧 03/18 13:31
26F：推 djbonnie:XD 真的好好笑~~~ 03/18 13:33
27F：推 Crucio:XD 03/18 13:33
28F：推 nd110083:等等局長去PO黑特 03/18 13:33
29F：推 KimiMiki:推五樓的姜太公釣魚 XD 03/18 13:36
30F：推 diska:超爆笑的XD 03/18 13:37
31F：→ Karls:局長...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 13:38
32F：推 Victoria:這可以說夜路走多了總會碰到鬼嗎?? 03/18 13:38
※ sphinx111:轉錄至看板 TTU-US94 03/18 13:38
33F：推 Luciferous:真是活該… 03/18 13:38
34F：推 onset:XDDDDDDDDD 03/18 13:40
35F：推 mylover20:XDDDD 03/18 13:40
36F：推 morningmist:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 03/18 13:40
37F：推 peliuya:XDDDDDDD 03/18 13:42
38F：推 traystien:XDDDDDDDD 03/18 13:46
39F：推 klubin:XDDDDDDDDD 03/18 13:47
40F：推 HowShiau: 03/18 13:47
41F：推 tothetoday:雖然這件事蠻..的 但是我還是忍不住要給個XD 03/18 13:47
42F：推 jasper474494:XD 03/18 13:54
43F：推 jasonlulu:哈哈哈...真人不露相？？？ XD 03/18 13:59
44F：推 sisn:. 03/18 14:02
45F：推 hschch:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/18 14:05
46F：推 honeytea:太好笑了拉 03/18 14:05
47F：推 limyeeshin:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 14:06
48F：推 monica16145:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 14:09
49F：推 duduma:XXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 14:11
50F：推 bbbobobbobo:近期最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 14:13
51F：推 bluealumi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/18 14:14
52F：推 ginobilidola:這個有好笑到 XDDDDDDD 03/18 14:16
53F：推 uranushgsh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 14:16
54F：推 stre33:哈~~超好笑! 03/18 14:16
55F：推 zero86:笑到沒力阿...哈哈哈哈 03/18 14:17
56F：推 migrant:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 14:17
57F：推 sanxiao:局長好壞!!! 03/18 14:21
58F：推 nonway:XD 03/18 14:28
59F：推 Label:XDDDD 03/18 14:31
60F：推 tenmay:媽啊..超好笑 03/18 14:31
61F：推 fjumonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 14:40
62F：推 lcy227:XD 03/18 14:55
63F：推 mintawei:XDDDDDD 03/18 14:58
64F：推 i910284:幹！太好笑了...XDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 15:00
65F：推 cityeffect:XD 03/18 15:00
66F：推 ma701111:活該~~~~XD 03/18 15:10
67F：推 goldkiwi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 15:11
68F：推 magicjoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 15:14
69F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 15:15
70F：推 ddty:哈哈 03/18 15:15
71F：推 akanokuruma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD本日最好笑 03/18 15:19
※ iwaitu:轉錄至看板 CPU_CP731 03/18 15:20
72F：推 Eric0530:很酷A 03/18 15:21
73F：推 cem236321:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 15:23
74F：推 lamsiwa:這個超好笑 我好想知道台客的下場怎樣 03/18 15:24
75F：推 mildmood:超好笑! 03/18 15:29
76F：推 laughingfish:"幹!! 局長被打了~~~" 03/18 15:31
77F：推 jaceda:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 15:44
78F：推 Shalynn: 老人心中os：我可是有吃維骨力的呢，很有骨氣吧！！！ 03/18 15:58
79F：→ kennylin0309:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 16:00
80F：推 nccq:"幹 局長被打啦～～" 03/18 16:02
81F：推 sutetsuki:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 16:04
82F：推 how71:真的很好笑...可是又突顯這社會的悲哀 03/18 16:05
83F：推 schief:推樓上&原PO 03/18 16:05
84F：推 babyqann:XDDDDDDDDD 03/18 16:08
85F：推 xalign:太好笑了..這一定要M一下 03/18 16:09
86F：推 kennypin:哈哈~有屌到~ 03/18 16:13
87F：推 desirecity:這個超好笑..@@" 03/18 16:21
88F：→ arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/18 16:31
89F：推 psyy:局長釣魚...... 03/18 16:47
90F：推 pelicanzero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 16:52
91F：推 yarian:『幹，局長被打啦！』 03/18 16:54
92F：推 mker:XDDDDDD 03/18 16:57
93F：推 pttstupid:超好笑推 03/18 16:57
94F：推 PoorTea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 16:59
95F：推 baroquekei:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 17:00
96F：推 nmns:推局長幫屬下拼績效 03/18 17:01
97F：推 Magnoliaceae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 17:01
98F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 17:02
99F：推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 17:02
100F：推 shulinddt:"幹 局長被打啦～～" 03/18 17:10
101F：推 bonnie27:哈哈~~~真的很好笑..難怪那阿伯可以屌.. 03/18 17:10
102F：→ ipessimistic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 17:11
103F：推 kewt:HAHAHAHA 03/18 17:16
104F：推 simon301:推 局長有練過!!!!!!!!!! 03/18 17:20
105F：推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDD 03/18 17:21
106F：推 NeoSoul:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 17:22
107F：推 YoYoz:有趣ＸＤ 03/18 17:23
108F：推 sakura1118:讓它爆讓它爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 17:23
109F：推 Atlantean:XD 03/18 17:29
110F：推 dder:xd 03/18 17:29
111F：推 momocohsu:無奈加好笑 ^^;;; 03/18 17:29
112F：推 ogi:好好笑XDDD 03/18 17:29
113F：推 gundams:XD 03/18 17:31
114F：推 vulcanyouo:局長：我差五公尺就走回去了…你們這四個臭小子~ 03/18 17:41
115F：推 vinex:這是...台客的集氣文嗎...竟然暴了 03/18 17:59
116F：推 asami:好好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 18:04
117F：推 cptl:哈哈....超蠢的台客, 不過隨便打人~ 遭受報應也是活該 03/18 18:09
118F：推 ladycat1982:有笑到....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 18:17
119F：推 ringal:局~~~~長~~~~~被~~~~~~打~~~~~~~啦~~~~~~~~ 03/18 18:31
120F：→ windelfTW:XDDDDD 03/18 18:34
121F：推 incne:有好笑到~~XDDDD 03/18 18:35
122F：推 TREKKER:『幹，局長被打啦！』 03/18 18:45
123F：推 lanton:"幹 局長被打啦～～" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 18:47
124F：推 guhong:哈哈哈 03/18 19:02
125F：推 d8731400:公然襲警耶 03/18 19:05
126F：→ inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:12
127F：推 stcb:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:17
128F：推 polyflex:幹你老師啦，我洨了，而且很大聲 03/18 19:20
129F：推 herofesecret:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:44
130F：推 shanhsieh:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:48
131F：推 sweetpiano:幹~局長被打了XDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:51
132F：推 oiolong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:52
133F：推 df1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:56
134F：推 cg989898:XDDDDDDDDDD 局長大人真是身先士卒啊~ 03/18 20:09
135F：推 luckykudo:活該啦 XDDD 03/18 20:11
136F：推 furato:XDDDDDD 借轉喔 03/18 20:37
137F：推 kloin:碼的...笑死了...!!!!!!!! 03/18 20:37
138F：推 existfor:好局長XDDD 03/18 20:54
139F：推 edokawa:幹 局長被打啦～～ 03/18 20:56
140F：推 sicro:幹 局長被打啦～～ 03/18 21:00
141F：推 franreaac:北7! 03/18 21:57
142F：推 sasaliugo:=幹 這真的太好笑了 03/18 22:04
144F：推 ihatechina:幹 局長被打啦～ 03/18 22:28
145F：推 starshine:XDDDDDD 03/18 22:28
146F：推 GreatJay:"幹 局長被打啦～～" 03/18 22:29
147F：推 iagolee:幹 局長被打啦～ 03/18 22:30
148F：推 llljef:局長 沒用真功夫扁台客吧XD 03/18 22:30
149F：推 pauhsi:找死 03/18 22:37
150F：推 atin4ever:要在此地混先認識一下局長吧!! 03/18 22:48
151F：推 bajiqa:推簽名檔 03/18 22:49
152F：推 twoworldwar6:有好笑到 03/18 22:59
153F：推 judy820107:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:11
154F：推 DeathWizard:幹 局長被打啦～XD 03/18 23:18
※ szczerbiak:轉錄至看板 FJU-ACCR94 03/18 23:30
155F：推 killua7529:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:31
156F：→ ilay:幹 局長被打啦～XD 03/18 23:36
157F：推 cadan:噗! 03/18 23:40
158F：推 yao2197:有好笑到... 03/18 23:56
159F：推 assoco:幹 局長被打啦～～XD 03/19 00:14
160F：推 bihho:活該 台客死好 愛亂打人厚 03/19 00:27
161F：推 joker6:XD 03/19 00:37
162F：推 xiaoyu557:拜託!連局長都不認識.活該被請去喝茶 03/19 00:40
163F：推 LeeDay:局長太屌了XD 03/19 00:53
164F：推 JMFD:本日最經典~~~ XDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 01:27
165F：推 cendylin:這真的好好笑...笑到翻掉 03/19 01:30
※ taiboboy:轉錄至看板 FJU-Laws93 03/19 01:34
166F：推 kaku216:好好笑..打局長耶 03/19 01:41
167F：推 bluewanlin:哈哈哈哈!!!局長被打!!! 03/19 02:06
168F：推 newest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 04:34
169F：推 yoghurt:好誇張 警長怎沒嗆他是誰 03/19 04:55
170F：推 kickme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 16:58
171F：→ WineCheese:嗯~想笑又覺得笑不太出來... 03/19 17:28
※ showershine:轉錄至看板 CSMU-MED94 03/19 18:22
172F：推 daiYuTsung:活該 台客死好 愛亂打人厚 03/19 18:30
173F：推 a0919:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 19:58
174F：推 peiyun211:笑到沒力了! 03/19 20:24
175F：推 marxOO:得罪了局長還想走~~~~ 03/19 22:02
176F：推 aoc5000:XD 03/19 22:16
※ Bryt:轉錄至看板 NCCU_PubLaw 03/19 23:57
177F：推 Koava:XD 03/20 02:08
178F：推 sunhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 13:29
179F：推 wumimeow:苦肉計呀 03/20 14:33
180F：推 gaila:超好笑！！！XDDDDD 03/20 14:52
181F：推 Faoitohins:XDDDDDDDDDDDDd好好笑 03/21 17:03
※ MuYuuSou:轉錄至看板 NTUE_Nse96 03/21 21:25
182F：推 antiiss:XD超好笑 連簽名檔都好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 13:48
183F：推 swem:XD 03/23 22:00
184F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDD 03/24 00:35
※ phmiluku:轉錄至看板 NDMC-PH23 03/24 14:16
※ yudofu:轉錄至看板 SSSH-03th311 04/07 01:38
185F：推 danceinsax:推 6樓 姜太公釣魚...願者上勾...XD 06/04 11:31
186F：推 damnsert:"幹 局長被打啦～～" 08/12 21:12
187F：→ damnsert:"幹 局長被打啦～～" 08/12 21:12
188F：→ damnsert:"幹 局長被打啦～～" 08/12 21:12
189F：推 entoon:新台客哦 連局長都不知道XD 09/06 16:44
190F：推 cnnhk:超好笑超好笑超好笑超好笑超好笑超好笑超好笑超好笑超好笑超 06/16 16:46
191F：推 hanksing:快笑翻了 01/28 15:01
192F：推 nilname:靠XDDDDDDDDDDDD 2012 06/09 06:56
193F：→ bryan6091:. 08/13 21:38
194F：推 teyun:推姜太公釣魚XDDDD 08/28 22:46
195F：推 Spade:太好笑了~~ 10/08 12:42
196F：推 coolwind4410: 01/31 12:39
197F：推 secret2008:2014~ 06/16 06:38
198F：推 raccoonlincu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2014 07/19 00:12
199F：推 YouKnowMe: 回來翻舊文還真是會看到一些好笑的文呢XDDD 2014/09/04 09/04 18:00
200F：推 a4567850: 2015朝聖 04/02 08:56