作者krpk (高橋廣樹 >////<)
看板StupidClown
標題[耍笨] 高中同學發生的事...
時間Thu Mar 16 00:07:40 2006
因為實在太好笑了...
很想po上來跟大家分享
啊，我高中同學不知道會不會上ptt耶....
不知道到時候會不會被他發現......囧
那是他高三的事情
當時他和我們都是住宿認識的 這事也是跟他同班的我室友跟我講的
那天他和他的室友正要前往補習班
一路上聊天聊的很高興...哈哈哈哈...嘴巴張的很大，笑的非常誇張...
經典的來了！
這時一個東西正好飛到他的嘴巴裡...
那是....
那是...
一隻鳥
....囧
這是真人真事，沒錯，真的是一隻鳥
據他所說....是一隻麻雀.....
當下笑到快岔氣........
後來我跑去問他後續怎樣
他說：『啊我就「呸」一下，鳥就飛走了....』
再據說.....當時跟他一起，目擊到他「吃鳥」的室友
當天補習都無法專心上課...整腦都是他吃鳥的好笑畫面......
囧...有好笑到嗎??
嗯，補充一下，他沒有整隻吃進去....他說是『吃半隻』....
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 163.15.188.204
1F：推 clhd:XDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:08
2F：推 homaqq:XDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:09
3F：推 Sugerfree:XDDDDD 03/16 00:09
4F：→ mymaktub:XDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:10
5F：推 petbear:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:12
6F：推 whatmean:XDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了 03/16 00:12
7F：→ iceboxi:XDDDDDDDDDd 03/16 00:13
8F：推 guestcubic:真的好好笑! 03/16 00:16
9F：推 leehom39:XDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:16
10F：推 vinder:嘴巴不會痛嗎= =||| 03/16 00:17
11F：推 cosy: 我的青春小鳥一去不回來← 我只想到這首歌..... 03/16 00:17
※ 編輯: krpk 來自: 163.15.188.204 (03/16 00:20)
12F：推 hisakura0430:哈哈哈我爆了XDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:23
13F：推 miyuika:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:24
14F：推 StAKA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:24
15F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:25
16F：推 treble:XDDDDDDDD 笑到停不下來了 03/16 00:25
17F：推 ireis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:27
18F：推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 嘴闊吃四方阿 03/16 00:30
19F：推 fredjedi:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:34
20F：推 wanchih696:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:35
21F：推 neka:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:35
22F：推 vinex:您的開心，小鳥都知道 03/16 00:37
23F：推 shushu70330:哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/16 00:39
24F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 什麼鬼 哈哈哈 超蠢的怎麼沒m 03/16 00:39
25F：推 HOTONY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/16 00:41
26F：→ zhou:xDDDD 03/16 00:41
27F：推 henry1418:圖勒.....沒圖沒真相!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:42
28F：推 ecar:我比較好奇 為什麼鳥要往他嘴巴飛 03/16 00:43
29F：推 retsuya001:我是隻小小鳥~飛就飛叫就叫~自由消遙~我不知xxx~我不知 03/16 00:43
30F：→ retsuya001:xxx~只是愛歡笑~~ 03/16 00:45
31F：推 hacoolman:朋友分隔兩地謂之神交 那位同學可謂之跟鳥口交 03/16 00:49
32F：推 anitana:我笑了..XDDDDD 03/16 00:51
33F：推 jolynn403:XDDDDDDDD 03/16 00:53
34F：推 growold:圖勒.....沒圖沒真相!!! (伸伸伸伸) 03/16 00:54
35F：推 env:結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 03/16 00:55
36F：推 klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 03/16 00:57
37F：→ fdav:結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 XDDDD 03/16 00:58
38F：推 retsuya001: 同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 id長真可憐 03/16 00:59
39F：推 luliwawa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD飛進去是怎麼回事 03/16 01:00
40F：推 xan222:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:05
41F：→ HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:06
42F：推 stcb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:08
43F：推 tabrisPTT:吃鳥魔人... 03/16 01:09
44F：推 flysky2:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:14
45F：推 fjumonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:15
46F：推 freeiron:禽流感....施主同學請保重...XD 03/16 01:15
47F：推 suw:真的，我同學高中時也發生過一樣的事，是同一個同學嗎?? 03/16 01:17
48F：推 msave:那隻鳥進錯家門了 XDDDDDD 03/16 01:19
49F：推 wei66:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了 03/16 01:23
50F：推 beautyev:其實，很恐怖吧！ 03/16 01:25
51F：推 imageimage:笑到快掛了 哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:28
52F：推 tapm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 01:45
53F：推 iam1022:恐怖+1 03/16 01:55
54F：推 kellytata:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 02:06
55F：推 ithinkso23:呃...想吐.. 03/16 02:16
56F：推 statdoggy:他嘴巴裡有蟲麻雀要去叼XD 03/16 02:27
57F：推 maldini3:我的天呀~~~你同學是噴射引擎嗎???吃鳥... 03/16 02:29
58F：推 luckykudo:XD 03/16 02:44
59F：推 irene0521:XDDDDDD太厲害啦 03/16 02:51
60F：推 kingzzz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 03:05
61F：推 kasparov:推 結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 03:15
62F：推 march1:噁 好可怕 03/16 04:41
63F：推 Ferrero0212:其實...還滿噁心的.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 06:53
64F：推 papalight:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 08:19
65F：推 MiniPowm:太神奇了XDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 08:45
66F：推 serpens67:麻雀上笨版po:嗚..我那天飛到山洞去..好笨啊.. 03/16 09:01
67F：推 zaop:哈哈哈 樓上好笑Y 03/16 09:09
68F：→ gatawiselot:瞎鳥XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 09:10
69F：推 fortunajane:好可怕好可怕........... 03/16 10:10
70F：推 KeroroMorita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 10:36
71F：推 maria82:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了.. XDrz 03/16 10:42
72F：推 salance:結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 10:55
73F：推 blueices:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 11:08
74F：推 biteAss:結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 11:56
75F：推 lanton:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 13:13
76F：推 petertc:xdxdxd 03/16 13:19
77F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 13:21
78F：推 Figg:太久沒吃肉，嘴巴都要淡出鳥了呀( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 03/16 13:24
79F：推 joy71:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 13:48
80F：→ nanahiei:好好笑喔.....怎麼會有這麼笨的鳥,自殺也要找對地方嘛 03/16 13:58
81F：推 ppptt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 15:03
82F：推 Leonie:有有有 有好笑到 哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/16 15:23
83F：推 wumimeow:笨點是鳥嗎 03/16 15:36
84F：推 oiolong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 16:29
85F：推 esabear:陸上也有鳥擊事件XD 03/16 16:42
86F：推 ohya1120:閱 03/16 16:44
87F：推 richday:結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 17:30
88F：推 krpk:同個高中? 我那高中是新竹附近的學校啦...那麼巧?XD 03/16 17:37
89F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 17:51
90F：推 angelluna:你同學的舌頭看起來像蟲嗎 @@? 03/16 17:53
91F：推 radstar:天呀真是太了不起了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 18:03
92F：推 ghostru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 18:11
93F：→ JAMISONN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 18:28
94F：推 hhhkkk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 18:52
95F：推 Jamie653:XDDDDDDDDD 03/16 19:24
96F：推 s9341097:Bird, bird, it's a bird ~ 03/16 19:50
97F：推 rabbina:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 20:54
98F：推 heyzora:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 21:26
99F：推 reliam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 22:00
100F：推 bestlisa:媽呀~好扯！不過畫面真的很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/16 22:08
101F：推 starshine:笑死我了 XDDDD 03/16 22:34
102F：→ plue:...XD 03/16 22:46
103F：推 hypocriteee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 00:36
104F：→ kaku216:好好笑 03/17 01:23
105F：推 badguy:我學長 因為嘴巴很大 騎車的時候 蝙蝠飛到嘴裡 03/17 01:28
106F：推 surec:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 02:23
107F：推 elf70138:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 12:13
108F：推 dearwith:害我吃東西差點笑的吐出來-"- 03/17 16:00
109F：推 Leson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/17 21:18
110F：推 vacancy623:XDDDDDDD太好笑了!!! 03/17 23:00
111F：推 linWisteria:ha 03/18 02:39
112F：推 usarenee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 22:04
113F：推 kotoko1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 01:04
114F：推 BKbaby:好扯喔! 很好笑可是也很噁心 = =" 03/23 00:53
115F：推 Sunicer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 02:44
116F：推 lu3yao:推鳥的同伴...XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 13:56
117F：推 ageofline:太好笑太好笑XDDDDD 哈哈哈哈哈 2010 02/12 22:38
118F：推 sips960:XDDDDD 2011/ 09/20 18:13
119F：推 john371911:超～白癡的。 07/10 20:24
120F：推 Imdream:好吃嗎!!!? 2013/ 02/27 14:22