作者Justina309 (epoche)
看板StupidClown
標題國中校長
時間Wed Mar 1 22:53:19 2006
這是我同學的故事，但為求敘述方便以第一人稱，
我真的不是我同學 ....
我國中時某項語文競賽得名要上台領獎，
校長頒完獎後照例把我們晾在司令台上對全校勉勵一番，
就在校長講得語重心長之際.突然回頭看了我一眼，
話說那時太陽很大.我被曬得昏沉沉根本不知校長在講啥，
不過在我們四目交會的那一刻.我覺得校長似乎要講我的名字，
看著校長猶豫半晌(我猜他想不起來).我主動用口語告訴他，
只是校長依舊一臉疑惑，於是我靈機一動把獎狀倒轉指示我的名字給他看，
校長注視獎狀很久(我猜太陽很大所以辨認困難)，看看我又笑笑，
然後緩緩地轉身，對著全校朝會同學說:
"剛剛，XXX同學 (這時心裡想:果然是要唸我名字啊啊!^^)
.....................向我炫燿她的獎狀!!!!!!!
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