作者threee (聾五)
看板C-Strike
標題[轉錄][笑話] 轉載的..網咖臨檢時別玩cs阿
時間Sun Jun 10 11:39:12 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: brkx (雷) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 轉載的..網咖臨檢時別玩cs阿
時間: Sat Jun 9 22:35:18 2007
以下是轉來的
不是我個人經驗歐@@"
有一次在網咖玩CS,那個網咖共有分裡面和外面,外面一間,裡面一間。
不巧地碰到一群警察來臨檢。
網咖老闆看到警察來了,連忙叫最外面的那間房把所有機器都停了。
當他正和那些警察說話的時候......
突然聽到裡面那間有人吼了一句 : [怎麼這麼多警察啊??找死!]
那些警察當時臉色就變了。
老闆看到了連忙解釋說他們正在玩遊戲。
然後繼續交談,檢查證件,查完了之後,大部分警察都走了。
剩下一個警察他好像跟老闆認識 ,談著談著......
突然聽到裡間又喊了:[就剩下一個警察啦。一起上~用刀子捅死他......]
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