5. Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Performed by Eric Cartman Cartman: Welllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls! On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha bee-itch! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair, She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch! Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty dick! Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this! Chinese Singers: *singing* French Singers: *singing* Dutch Singers: *singing* African Singers: *singing* Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair, She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch! Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty dick! I really mean it! Kyle's mom! She's a big, fat, fucking bitch! Big ol' fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom! Yeah! Cha! -- 風住塵香花已盡，日晚倦梳頭。 物是人非事事休，欲語淚先流。 聞說雙溪春尚好，也擬泛輕舟。 只恐雙溪舴艋舟，載不動，許多愁。 --

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