3. It's Easy, Mmmkay Performed by Mr Mackey, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Wendy Testaburger and Gregory Mr Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmmkay? But it's when you do these things too much That you've become an addict, and must get back in touch... You can do it, it's all up to you Mmmkay! With a little plan you can change your life today! You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack Follow my plan and very soon you will say 'It's easy, mmmkay'! Step 1 instead of 'ass' say 'buns' Like 'kiss my buns' or 'you're a buns hole' Step 2 instead of 'shit' say 'poo' As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this poo is cold' Step 3 with 'bitch' drop the 't' 'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity' Step 4 don't say 'fuck' anymore 'Cause 'fuck' is the worst word that you can say So just use the word 'mmmkay'! Kids: We can do it! It's all up to us, mmmkay! Mackey: Mmmkay! Kids: With a little plan we can change our lives today! Mackey: You can change it today! Kids: We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash, Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan, and very soon you will say 'It's easy, mmmkay'! Mackey: Step 1 Kids: Instead of 'ass' say 'buns' Like 'kiss my buns' or 'you're a buns hole' Mackey: Step 2 Kids: Instead of 'shit' say 'poo' As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this poo is cold' Mackey: Step 3 Kids: With 'bitch' drop the 't' 'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity' Mackey: Step 4 Kids: Don't say 'fuck' anymore 'Cause 'fuck' is the worst word that you can say 'Fuck' is the worst word that you can say We shouldn't say 'fuck'! No, we shouldn't say 'fuck' Fuck no! Mackey: You're good! You can go! All: We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash, Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan, and very soon you will say 'It's easy, Mmmkay! Kids: 'It's easy, Mmmkay! Mackey: 'It's easy, Mmmkay! Kids: 'It's easy, Mmmkay! Mackey: 'It's easy, Mmmkay! Kids: 'It's easy, Mmmkay! 'It's easy, Mmmkay! All: 'It's easy, Mmmkay! -- 風住塵香花已盡，日晚倦梳頭。 物是人非事事休，欲語淚先流。 聞說雙溪春尚好，也擬泛輕舟。 只恐雙溪舴艋舟，載不動，許多愁。 --

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