1. Mountain Town Performed by Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Brovlofski, Eric Cartman, Sharon Marsh and Sheila Broslovski Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky And some deers just went running by Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town The sun is shining and the grass is green Under the three feet of snow, I mean This is a day when it's hard to wear a frown All the happy people stop to say hello Man: Get out of my way Stan: Even though the temperature's low It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town Sharon: Well, good morning, Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have 8 dollars to see a movie? Sharon: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating! Stan: But this is gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada! Sharon: All right, all right, here you go. But be back for supper! Stan: Thanks, mom! Sharon: Oh, what a picture-perfect child Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure And a mind so open and pure Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town! Stan: Hi, is your son home? Mrs McCormick: I think so... HEY! Stan: Ow! Mrs McCormick: Kenny! Wake up! Kenny, dammit, come on! Kenny: Mph pmh, mhmp Stan: Kenny! The Terrance and Phillip movie is out! You wanna come? Kenny: Mpmh mhp hpm mhpm h Mrs McCormick: Where do you think you're going? Kenny: Mp hp mhp mhp m mph pmhm Mrs McCormick: You can't! You have to go to church! Kenny: Mpm hp mh ph hmhmp hmhpmh pmhmhp Mrs McCormick: Well, fine, go ahead and miss church, and then when you die and go to Hell, you can answer to SATAN!! Kenny: Mph ph Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air You see homeless people but you just don't care It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown! Kenny: Mph mphm hpmh hp m hmp Mphmmp hpmh pmh hmphm p Stan: That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet little whitebred redneck mountain town! Kyle: Ok, Ike, let's try this one more time! Ike: *babbling* Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: Don't kick the baby Kyle: Kick the baby! Stan: Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie! Kyle: Oh, my God, dude! Sheila: Kyle, what's going on? Kyle: Nothing. We're going skating now. Sheila: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you. Kyle: Aw, ma! He's not even my real brother! He's adopted! Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle! Kyle: OK! OK! I'm sorry! Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys It really gets me down The world is such a rotten place And city life's a complete disgrace! That's why I moved to this redneck meshuganah quiet mountain town! Cartman: MOOOOOOOOM! somebody's at the door! MOOOOOOM! Somebody's at the door, I said! Ms Cartman: Coming, hon. Cartman: Ay! I can't see the TV! TV: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Ms Cartman: Oh, look, Eric! It's your little friends! Ike: Cartman! Cartman: What are you guys doing here? Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes! All: Off to the movies we shall go Where we learn everything that we know 'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this this movie's gonna make our lives complete Kyle and Stan: 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet Cartman: Super sweet! All: Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck podunk white trash Kenny: Mph mhp! All: U. S. A.! Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to 'Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire' please? Ticket Booth guy: NO! -- 風住塵香花已盡，日晚倦梳頭。 物是人非事事休，欲語淚先流。 聞說雙溪春尚好，也擬泛輕舟。 只恐雙溪舴艋舟，載不動，許多愁。 --

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