這是某個殭屍射擊遊戲的其中一首配樂 歌詞還蠻有意思的 貼上來跟大家分享 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6vnM9I7HIo&feature=related Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall 嗨 湯姆 是我 包柏 對街辦公室的那位 Good to see you buddy, how've you been? 很高興見到妳 兄弟 最近如何? Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now 我最近過的很好 只不過現在我是殭屍 I really wish you'd let us in 我真的希望你能讓我們進去 I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand 我想不用說我們也知道 Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand 為什麼你們在裡面猶豫不決我們的要求 But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming 給你一個小參考:你們全都會在尖叫中死去~ All we want to do is eat your brains 我們唯一想做的事就是吃掉你的腦 We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes 我們不是不講理的 我是說 沒有人會吃掉你的眼睛 All we want to do is eat your brains 我們唯一想做的事就是吃掉你的腦 We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise 我們談的有點僵, 也許該折衷了 If you open up the door 如果你打開門 We'll all come inside and eat your brains 我們會進來然後喀掉你的腦 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? 我不想多嘴 湯姆 但這真的是你的計畫? Spend your whole life locked inside a mall? 花掉你的剩餘的生命鎖在購物中心? Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns 雖然目前是可以但是有天食物跟彈藥會用光 And then you'll have to make the call 然後妳們會出來求救 I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough 我並不驚訝你沒有三思而後行 You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff 你從來都沒有遠大的眼光 But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly 但是湯姆 那就是我的工作 而且我打算慢慢的吃了你~ All we want to do is eat your brains 我們唯一想做的事就是吃掉你的腦 We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes 我們不是不講理的 我是說 沒有人會吃掉你的眼睛 All we want to do is eat your brains 我們唯一想做的事就是吃掉你的腦 We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise 我們談的有點僵, 也許該折衷了 If you open up the door 如果你打開門 We'll all come inside and eat your brains 我們會進來然後喀掉你的腦 I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can 我真的很想幫你湯姆 盡一切我所能 I sure appreciate the way you're working with me 我會慶幸如果你願意配合(大概 請網友幫忙 I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am 我不是怪物 湯姆 好吧 技術上來說我是 I guess I am 我想我大概是吧... I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up 我還有其他聚會要去(L4D~) 湯姆 我想我們就談到這吧 Know we'll get to common ground somehow ?不定我們會有更多共識(或是更多共同點 變成殭屍 XDD Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors 我會順便跟正在啃你家門的同事回報我們的談話 I guess we'll table this for now 我想我們就這樣約好了 I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well 我很慶幸你接受這個建設性的意見 Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell 多謝你撥出你的時間 我知道我們都忙到要命(真的非常要命XDDD) And we'll put this thing to bed 我們會把這件案子敲定 When I bash your head open 當我把你腦袋撬開的時候 All we want to do is eat your brains 我們唯一想做的事就是吃掉你的腦 We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes 我們不是不講理的 我是說 沒有人會吃掉你的眼睛 All we want to do is eat your brains 我們唯一想做的事就是吃掉你的腦 We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise 我們談的有點僵, 也許該折衷了 If you open up the door 如果你打開門 We'll all come inside and eat your brains 我們會進來然後喀掉你的腦 -- 誰說看海賊王幼稚的 如果把它寫成小說　把哈利波特畫成漫畫 那會是看海賊王七部曲的人幼稚 還是哈利波特1-62集的人幼稚? --

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